Handy apparently approached said neighbor’s car as he was pulling out of his driveway last week, and splashed coffee on the man through an open window. When the victim exited the vehicle and asked Handy what was up, police say Handy busted him upside the head with his coffee cup and proceeded to cut the man’s left arm with the mug’s broken handle.
When police asked Handy why he attacked the man, he reportedly told them that, “he owed it to him” and that the victim “was staring at him.” And, by golly, he’d do it again if he caught that neighbor eyein’ him just one more time.
Handy has been booked on charges of second-degree assault.
I feel ya, Mr. Handy, I really do….I get to feeling all homicidal just knowing that my neighbors are breathing. But to waste a perfectly good cup of coffee? That is unforgivable. Unless, of course, it’s decaf.Tags: assault and battery, James Handy, Kentucky