Convicted Sex Offender With ‘Tiny Penis’ Pays Teens For Sex Using Counterfeit Money

Didn’t know whether to laugh or puke, so I did both. Thanks, kniption.

So exactly how old is this Elf looking mother fucker ?

Bahahaha, I took a second look at the picture and he is quite elfish. Explains the tiny penis too.

67 ? You would think it would be illegal for a sex offender to be able to get Viagra.

WOW. When I grow up I wanna be exactly like him.

He is an odd looking black man and shiney too.*shudder*

don’t indict them for the “millard fillmore” thing.  that presumption was my warped sense of humor and the only deviation from the reported account.  definitely twilight zone.  

my main question is how do things get that fucked up?  really…

“Come here little girl, I wanna stick my little finger in your belly button.”
“Ouwwwww, HEY mister that wasn’t my belly button!”" Yup, and that wasn’t my little finger.”

Omg lol

“I’d make a comment here if I knew where to start….”

WORD.

How about starting with the fact he looks like a Mrs. Butterworths bottle come to life?

Wow, those girls were really hard up for cash that they agreed to let the eaten & then processeds hershey’s bar anywhere near them.

I don’t know but isn’t one of the first rules of business to get paid & THEN provide the service!???

I can’t write a song about this because while the victims were active participants of their victimization, they are still dumb little girls that need help & mom & dad’s love.

I just looked at him & thought: “YUCK!” To know they deliberately slept with him makes me shudder & gets me all nauseous.

Last but not least, to the girls: GO LIVE WITH MOM & DAD. I hope neither one of your parents makes you do this or misstreats you. That you are a runaway cause you wanna do what you want & then didn’t think things through. *Shakes head & face palms* Go home, do your homework, do chores, DON’T USE DRUGS, ALCOHOL &/OR DRUGS & FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T HAVE ANY MORE SEX. LOVE YOURSELVES SO A MAN CAN THEN LOVE YOU.

Oh & please set some standards for yourselves.

The elf comments made me take another look at his picture. It’s the chupacabra!! We now know it starts sucking in the vicinity of the genitalia. 

Helen, you sound a tad uptight. I’ll smoke a joint for you.

LOL Yes, and maybe a little like that cream of wheat chef guy too. 

I stopped myself earlier, but I have to ask…does anyone else think he looks like a bat or a black dracula?

Maybe that’s who I was thinking of!

He does look like a bat!

Yes! lol

I could get behind this!

Back when I was in high school, I was in debate (surprise!) and, one tournament, I decided to participate in Student Congress.  My piece of legislation was designed to legalize prostitution. I was able to cite dramatic statistics about how much safer for everyone proper regulation would make things and, to make it more palatable, included a structure that would direct some of the tax revenue to a job retraining program for individuals interested in getting out of the business.  

My bill failed for the same reason it does in real life.  Some idiot girl said, “We can’t pass this bill.  If we do, our little girls will aspire to be prostitutes!”  A ridiculous statement by any measure, but it proved a powerful emotional trigger.  ”You mean, kind of like little girls all over the nation aspire to be strippers in droves?”  My rebuttal fell on deaf ears.  Fear mongering had already set in.

I said “fuck these drones,” and went back to Cross-Ex, never to participate in Student Congress again.

As for pot, Seattle made marijuana enforcement the “lowest legal priority”, and it has saved us MILLIONS of dollars in police and prosecution costs.  Full on legalization, regulation and tax would absolutely do everything you say it would.  Pot is California’s #1 cash crop at roughly $14bil annually.  The second closest industry there is dairy, at roughly $7bil annually… HALF what marijuana produces.  Currently, a lot of that profit is going to street gangs and funding violent crime.  If it was regulated and taxed, California’s gangs would take a devastating blow, potentially hundreds of thousands would be put to work in the legit industry, their jail space problem would be largely alleviated and they’d be out of debt in, I’d say inside four years.

There really is no downside.  Just closed minds.

If I were these girls I would go to court and bash this old basturds face in.  This pisses me off.  Fake money for real sex…WTF?

Yes these girls do need something and I don’t think it was an old mans willy.I wonder what the home life must be like if they chose him over that. geez!

Anyone care to define small penis?  Anyone, anyone?

6 and a half inches or less?

Jeez, the girls must have been hopeless, stupid, or vulnerable to accept a ride from this man. I know girls grow up fast these days, uughh, at least they called the cops. 

Hopefully passing the faux funds will find him in ye old fed pen.

If they had been legal, it would have been the deal of the century for Mr.Elf dick.

We are the ONLY animal on earth  who consistently drink another animal’s milk. That should tell you something.  I prefer soy milk, but can’t convince my husband.

So we drink milk without all the extra hormones and crap made right here in ND, on a farm I’ve been to. I’ve met the lead cow named Bessy, too. She’s a sweetie haha.

You might be right being it was counterfeit money coupled with another molestation he might get held for a while.

Blackula.

I believe you’re the girl to trust since you have a ruler tattooed on your inner thight just to make sure.
The whole “measure twice, cut once” rule better not apply to man-wood Boo.

Cock is always coming out of her mouth.

I was wondering the same thing Jaded. I love how they were totally cool being prostitutes until they found out that the money was counterfeit and the room wasn’t paid for. I wonder what was going on at home that made that seem like a good thing in comparison?

How many black men have you examined?

I was at the Auction mart today looking at dairy cows & asked my father in law:

“I wonder back in time, who was the first man that looked at a cow & thought: “I wonder if I can drink that milk?” and then proceeded to do so. Then what’s even worse is that the dude had to go about drinking every type of cow breed until they found the Holstein & had the “aha!” moment”.

Oh so these lil hustling SKANKS were all good with the program until they found they didnt get paid..These 2 better bone up on their “how to operate sucessfully as a hooker” skills before bedding down any more slick old men