Grandma Convicted Of Using Granddaughter To Steal, Abandoning Her When Confronted

….all of which appeared sorely needed from video interviews. Sadly, an 8-year-old girl cannot carry a 55-gallon drum of alli®.

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What a bitch!  Can you imagine how scared that little girl was being left alone to take the blame while her suckass whore-bitch lying, stealing waste of protoplasm G-Ma denied her and ran away.

She needs a severe ass beating.

for those interested in a special treat, click on the link at the words “according to news reports.”  it has a small video of the grandmother making her case.  

the video also shows the child’s mother who is – oddly – not in the process of killing the grandmother.

“Don’t Trust Me” by 3OH3!

Get dress cause we’re going shopping
I just ran out of cigarrettes & teeth whitenning.
You got pockets?
Listen to your grammie,
we’ll get the 5 finger discount & we’ll still have money.
Walk like no one is looking.
Hold on just a second, I just dropped my teeth.
No toys today, gotta get some ground beef
cause we’re not vegetarian, don’t forget granola chewys.

But the employees caught us
and then I left you alone.
And now I’m standing in court. Woah, woah, oh oh.
I stole stuff,
didn’t steal stuff,
the kid stole stuff,
Don’t know who she is.

Jeff Gordon’s hat,
for your redneck self you just had to steal that.
Yes, you walked then from the isles, things you grabbed.
This could’ve been avoided if you’d stood in the line.
Had you paid things and then walked out
this song wouldn’t be written & you’d be out & about.
But God knows this is someone
elses fault because
you’re just a lonely, fat woman.

But the employees caught us
and then I left you alone.
And now I’m standing in court. Woah, woah, oh oh.
I stole stuff,
didn’t steal stuff,
the kid stole stuff,
Don’t know who she is.

Shush girl, shut your lips.
Pretend that I don’t know you, take the rap for this.
I say shush girl, shut your lips.
That stupid employee’s lying, Jesus knows this.
Shus girl, shut your lips.
Pretend that I don’t know you, you life’ll be happy.

But the employees caught us
and then I left you alone.
And now I’m standing in court. Woah, woah, oh oh.
I stole stuff,
didn’t steal stuff,
the kid stole stuff,
Don’t know who she is.

The jury apparently decided to ignore Jesus and go with the surveillance video, sworn statements, and testimony from her granddaughter. Weimer was sentenced on Thursday to 23 months in jail. Lmao kniption you made my morning. That child doesn’t stand a snowballs chance in hell with these two losers.She is not going to understand right from wrong and mixed messages these bassackward people send.

Way to set your grandchild up for failure. If you’re going to teach them to do something, teach them to do it correctly, dammit.

“What did the hand say to the face?

Slap”

I seriously want to do this to the stupid bitch now

oh gods JGo… this is absolutely brilliant!!! you completely out did yourself on this one!!!!

this poor little girl doesnt stand a chance… this is apparently how this “family” operates… low class, stupid, wanna be grifters… Mom calling the little girl a victim because of how the police treated her and Grandma calling everyone liars despite video evidence is quite telling…
By the way Grandma and Mrs. Weimer… i’m willing to bet that Jesus knows youre both useless sacks of shit and is weeping for that little girl.
 

You’re a songwriter, right?

I can hear it in my head. 

 I’m a granny but Lily wouldn’t let me get the five finger discount.  She’d tell on me in a minute.  Oh, wait… no…it wouldn’t happen b/c I’d never do that to my babies.

Stupid bitch.  She needs a lot more than wrinkle cream.

Lmao your too funny jgo, another masterpiece

Why hurt your hand? use a 2by4

Thank you!

Thank you, I’m waiting for the best stupidity to see if I can do it to “Rock Of Ages” by Def Leppard. It just has to be big time stupid though cause it’s such an awesome song.

i cant wait… cripes how bad is it that i’m wishing for something really stupid to happen now???

HA ha!