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Man Accused Of Having Sexual Relations With Inflatable Pool Raft

August 31, 2011 at 6:38 am by  

Man Accused Of Having Sexual Relations With Inflatable Pool RaftHamilton, OH — A man who was once accused of having sexual relations with a four-foot inflatable Halloween pumpkin is in hot water again – this time for bangin’ an inflatable pool raft. Rawr?

Edwin Tobergta, who has several public indecency charges under his belt, was arrested Sunday after a neighbor reportedly caught him sexually assaulting the pink raft in an alley behind his home.

Police said that when the neighbor (the owner of the raft), yelled at Tobergta, he stopped what he was doing, pulled up his pants, threw that sexy piece of pure heaven over a fence and ran off with it. Unfortunately, there is no word on the condition or whereabouts of said raft at this time.

Tobergta reportedly admitted to the act and told officers that he has a problem and needs help. And he ain’t kiddin’, either…

When Tobergta’s name first hit our forums in 2008 – a full six years after the alleged punkin porkin’ – he already had at least six public indecency convictions and was in court to plead guilty to yet another charge. (In April of that year, Tobergta was hauled in after a witness spotted him standing in a neighbor’s yard, nekkid and fappin’ while looking at children through a window). And while public indecency is usually a misdemeanor, because of his past convictions, the charge was elevated to a felony. Even so, Tobergta was simply ordered to undergo treatment, fined $1,000, sentenced to community service and set free to ravish and rape unsuspecting pool furniture.

The 32-year-old man is facing charges of public indecency, again, and remains behind bars. A bond amount has not yet been made available.

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    • Anonymous

      This guy has completely ruined his life.  I can see his record now:  Rape of a pumpkin and indecent liberties with a rubber raft.   That will follow him for the rest of his life.  (smirk & insert sarcasm here) Well, he’s not completely stupid.  He got the rubber and inflatable parts right lol. 

      I wonder how old the raft was.  It’s some serious shit when you rape an underaged pumpkin.  Sicko.

    • Anonymous

      Aw, there’s no sexual frustration like the kind that forces you to take your ugly- ass self out on an innocent piece of pool equipment. Methinks he needs to find himself a friend proficient in crashing cars through the windows of sex- shops in order to bag himself a Fleshlight. Slightly less eeeuuuww-y.

    • Anonymous

      years from now the objects this guy has porked will be discovered to follow a special pattern conveying a secret – and galactically beneficial – message to all of mankind…

    • Anonymous

      The message, coincidentally, ties in with the sudden disappearance of dolphins.

    • Anonymous

      I remember a time when it was safe to let your children walk to school alone, you could leave your doors unlocked at night in some areas, and you could even leave your sexy rafts (regardless of color, size, or shape) in the alley without fear that they would be violated.  Sadly, those times are gone.  I only hope that they find the raft in time to possibly allow for the morning after pill to be effective.

    • Anonymous

      Pepperidge Farm remembers…

      At least it isn’t a child this time? 

    • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

      I have a feeling all the “help” sessions are going to be able to “help” him. I say this cause he’ll try the cell keyhole next. OUCH! After all a hole is a ho to him right? A sigh of relief, at least he isn’t raping a human!

    • Anonymous

      If it hadn’t been for fappin’ to the kiddies this dude is only a threat to anything made out of rubber, except of course to rubbers.

      I hope the raft didn’t catch any STDs. Also can someone offer him some help so he CAN PUT THE CRACK/METH PIPE DOWN?

      Maybe while his ass sits in the slammer he’ll start to think clearly with the lack of meth/crack.

      He looks like he smells.

    • Anonymous

      Let’s not be so quick to judge… I’ve seen some good looking pool noodles and thought, ‘meh, I’d do it.’ Don’t get me started on the inflatable penguins at Christmas time… *wipes drool*

    • LeaveMeBe

      I’m with you on getting the morning after pill to that poor raft. Those suckers can have up to a dozen inflatable inner tubes at a time!!!

    • LeaveMeBe

      As far as the inflatable items go, I have no problem with him sexing them up as long as it was consensual.

    • Hekate

      this guy has got to be higher than a kite or dumb as a rock…. go buy your OWN inflatible raft… go to your OWN bedroom… get your freak on…  this isnt rocket science.

    • guillotinegirl

      I can understand his mistake. Inflatable toys are like white people; they all look the same.

    • Pyncky

      He reminds me of Coco.  Coco was a squirrel monkey that my uncle had as a pet.  Coco tried to fuck everything he could see.  The dog, the cat, my hand once (ever see a real flying monkey?)
      He would rub that little thing on the couch (sexy Naugahyde), the chair, his own food dish – ewww, anyway, this guy is Coco, a loco-Coco, just taller and on Crack.

    • Anonymous

      And I seriously doubt that the safe haven law applies in this case.  Hamilton, OH residents need to keep their eyes out for abadoned inner tubes.  Unfortunately, they don’t look out of place in garbage cans.

    • Anonymous

      Here at the DD we can laugh but hey, at least it wasn’t a kid!!!

    • Anonymous

      I’m going to my local congressman now to try and get a “Raft alert” on the books-it will follow closely to the “amber alert” premise.  

    • Anonymous

      Fetish? Kink? Just wow…  

      What he needs to do is remodel his home so that basement walls and floor are lined with nothing but pieces of inflatable pool toys and decorations. He can do his thing in privacy…but if being seen is also a kink then he should get a web cam and get a subscription site. He can still get his thrills and also make a little money on the side. 

    • Anonymous

      Fetish? Kink? Just wow…  

      What he needs to do is remodel his home so that basement walls and floor are lined with nothing but pieces of inflatable pool toys and decorations. He can do his thing in privacy…but if being seen is also a kink then he should get a web cam and get a subscription site. He can still get his thrills and also make a little money on the side. 

    • LeaveMeBe

      OK girls, I’ll be the first to admit it here since no one else will. Those inflatable ride on killer whales and dolphins were quite thrilling.

    • LeaveMeBe

      OK girls, I’ll be the first to admit it here since no one else will. Those inflatable ride on killer whales and dolphins were quite thrilling.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

      How is that even physically possible?  He couldn’t possibly fit in the part where you inflate it could he?  0.o

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

      Damn Albinos.

    • Gee

       You fucking cracked me up with this one!  I didn’t know inflatables could be so seductive.
      *off to go shopping for pool noodles :o )~

    • Athena

      To be fair, do we know the kiddies were the target of his fappin’?  I mean, they could have been playing with an inflatable toy, for all we know. :P

    • Anonymous

      If he had just taken his girlfriends somewhere private, no one would have known of his crimes. His rubber raft rape spree would have continued unabated. Oh, the huge manatee!  The huge, inflatable manatee!

      This reminds me of two other great stories of object humpery:  The guy who repeatedly raped his patio table (via the umbrella hole) and was caught because he did it in full view of a playground, and the Don Juan who assaulted a pinata in a friend’s attic only to be caught on hidden camera. Chester the pool toy molester up there actually brought a smile to my face.  I wish we saw more raft rapists around here, instead of our more commonly appearing chimos.

    • Anonymous

      See, I never got into the inflatable dolphins.  Maybe it’s just the positioning, but I find bouncy balls much more engaging. 

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      Hahahahahahaha!!!

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      Hahahahahahaha!!!

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      Great writing Jaded. I was cracking up.

    • Wicked Smilee

      Wont do any good.  The raft was pink.  They only actually look to rescue the WHITE ones. 

    • Anonymous

      Maybe he should get a job cleaning pools.

    • Anonymous

      Maybe he should get a job cleaning pools.

    • Anonymous

      Can you explain the logistics of raft copulation to me…Maybe I am not thinking outside the box- but I don’t get it :-(

    • Anonymous

      Wow umbrella hole rape- those holes are pretty big!  I hope the table was metal.  Splinters. Ouch.

    • Anonymous

      Good God no! Can you imagine what he would do if he got anywhere near a Kreepy Krawly or a Barracuda?

    • Anonymous

      Isn’t it odd we can all type in the same words in google and all get different things.Once while trying to find out about a motorcycle accident here in Tx 2010. I got Motorcycle accident Canada 1984.Frustrating! I always end up in Canada while trying to research something here.

    • Anonymous

      No! I try hard not to picture it. *gag*:P

    • Anonymous

      Grrr This is what happens when you have not had your coffee yet and post on the wrong story.

    • Anonymous

      ha!!! now that was funny

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    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      Glad I’m not a pumpkin  or a rubber raft – I keep picturing being one of these items and trying to scream for help – but nothing comes out …

    • Anonymous

      …kinda reminds me of the girl who said she got pregnant from a swimming pool and later had 2 baby pools. TWINS!! ;)

    • Anonymous

      Nice one Jaded. 
      I wonder if there is a therapist that specializes in pumpkin porkin and raft romping obsessions.

    • LeaveMeBe

      LOL!

    • LeaveMeBe

      LOL!

    • AliceinChainsman =]

      brings toys over to your place..

    • AliceinChainsman =]

      he had a needle dick