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Fleeing Shoplifting Suspects Drown In Creek

August 9, 2011 at 7:49 am by  

Fleeing Shoplifting Suspects Drown In CreekCharlotte, NC – The storm that knocked out my AC over the weekend, leaving me with a four day (and counting) case of swamp-ass, was also responsible for dumping over six inches of water in some areas in a matter of hours.

While the rain was coming down, a security guard was chasing three people suspected of stealing clothing and jewelry from a Burlington Coat Factory.

One of the three suspects was apprehended outside of the store, while the other two suspects, 43-year-old Gracie Nell Johnson and her 16-year-old daughter, Rianna Tarell Johnson, ran behind the shopping center and down an embankment.

There they both made the foolish decision of jumping into McAlpine Creek, which ran behind the shopping center, in an attempt to shake off the pursuing guard. The plan worked a little too well.

Whether they planned on crossing the creek or swim downstream is unknown, but what is known is that on a normal day the creek is so shallow you can walk across it — normally only 2-feet deep . On this day, swiftly running flood waters had the creek swollen to an impressive 10-feet deep.

Once they jumped in, the guard could do nothing but watch as the mother and daughter were swept away.

Gracie Johnson was found dead later that day, an eighth of a mile away from where she had entered the creek. On Saturday, searchers would find Rianna’s body on the banks of the creek.

Records show Gracie was just arrested on June 30, charged with felony common law robbery. She also has a 2008 conviction of misdemeanor larceny.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. The total amount of merchandise they stole and died for? A whopping $39.

I’ve learned a couple things after writing over 2500 articles for this site. One is that I will never fully use spell-check and second, that there are much more horrific ways to die after getting caught shoplifting than drowning. You could always get your ass crushed to death in an industrial trash compacter.

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  • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

    If only they’d stolen a couple of inner-tubes, it could have been a pleasant, fun-filled day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002640507254 Knoxxxious

    Bahahaha! Dummies…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EFHX7YJV7E75CMXRU3INLQ7ABY Todd

    Oh how I love natural selection at work.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1497231365 Jana Jones-Love

    On one hand you want to feel bad……then you think karma is a  bitch and at some point she will get your ass!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    good.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Damon-Brooks/16830551 Damon Brooks

    I applaud their efforts! We all need to come together and think of ways to minimize state spending in these tough economic times.

  • http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/bulkmailer/ Wanna see my bozo baby?

    2 down and only 3.8 billion to go!

  • Anonymous

    You know that Gold Bond Powder is the bomb diggity for Swamp Ass.  The kind that comes in the green bottle right?

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, I wanted to feel bad but it just didn’t happen.

  • Anonymous

    Why do I get the feeling there is a sleazy lawyer writing up a wrongful death civil case against Burlington as we speak?

  • Anonymous

    Errrrgh. Each time I see the headline ‘Charlotte Flooding Claims 2 Lives’ I groan and roll my eyes. When I opened the news article on a news site I expected to hear some tearjerking tale of some poor people being swept away. Instead, we have these 2 numbnuts who prolly couldn’t swim to begin with killing themselves over a knockoff discount watch or a pair 3 seasons ago pleather sandals. The tragedy here is only that the watch may have taken on water….

  • Anonymous

    Fortunately, I was at the beach when the storm happened and it wasn’t so bad.  The ocean didn’t rise very much at all.  I just got a bit of sand-ass.

    I wonder when they figured out that the creek wasn’t a creek anymore? I really hope that NC isn’t going to replace FL’s record for stupid.  Having lived in both, I prefer NC.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, if only they would’ve thought that working & being honest was just so much better .

  • Anonymous

    “…the bomb diggity”

    LOVE IT!

    Now I’ll be walking my dog, listening to my mp3 player, singing out loud when no one’s around:

    I like the way you work it,
    bomb diggity.
    I’d like to back it (back it up).

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Beat me to it..

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Now you i woulda thought coulda come up with something like Darkies can’t swim.. you let me down clown..,the week is Young still…

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    they willingly entered the “crik”  hehe

  • Anonymous

    So sad *wiping crockodile tear from eye*

  • http://twitter.com/Q_Jordon Quintin Jordon

    Gracie Nell went into the store
    on the sly, her and her relatives
    had no intention to buy. . .

    Go on take the loot and drown.
    Go on take the loot and drown.
    Go on take the loot and drown.
    Go on take the loot and drown.
    Go on take the loot and drown

    Gracie Nell and her Daughter
    ran for the McAlpine Creek water. . .
    Its the one place they should have
    not bothered…

    Go on take the loot and drown.
    Go on take the loot and drown.
    Go on take the loot and drown.
    Go on take the loot and drown.

    *to the tune of Take the Money and Run.. .

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    This is How human Skeletons end up in the Fossil record, some alien woulda found them, Look a Couple of watches and some panties and a pair of pumps, these two must have been “Shopping!”

    on a sadder note, since Plastic does decay in about 1000 years all them Ipad’s will never be found Again..

  • LeaveMeBe

    I am so jealous of you Morbid. I’d give up my A/C for that much rain right now. We’re on our 56th day of triple digit temps this year here in Austin and I can’t even recall the last time we had any rain. I’d even sacrifice a few of our local dumbasses who shop at Burlington.

  • http://twitter.com/Q_Jordon Quintin Jordon

    I smell a Darwin Award!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Q_Jordon Quintin Jordon

    So when the water towers dries out and they tell you not to hose your lawns, I am curious on the condition of the flush toilets. . . Where does one go when the water is not there to empty the commode of “floating turtles”.

    I was in Texas during the mid-80s, and it took only a few weeks before . . . no water no pressure. .. no pressure. .. no toilet flushing . . .

  • http://twitter.com/Q_Jordon Quintin Jordon

    So when the water towers dries out and they tell you not to hose your lawns, I am curious on the condition of the flush toilets. . . Where does one go when the water is not there to empty the commode of “floating turtles”.

    I was in Texas during the mid-80s, and it took only a few weeks before . . . no water no pressure. .. no pressure. .. no toilet flushing . . .

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Goddamn I wish I had about 20 of you.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Goddamn I wish I had about 20 of you.

  • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

    I’m working on that, but the bitches won’t cooperate.

  • Hekate

    LeaveMeBe!!! i’m down in SoCo!!! Hiya Neighbor!!!!

  • Hekate

    I’m sorry the daughter was lost… she had her whole life ahead of her.
    all over $39 of crap… sad
     

  • LeaveMeBe

    Hey Hekate! You are way more hip than I am. I’m from a little further north actually, po-dunk little town called Leander, but work in Austin. I’d offer to have you over to hang on the porch and for some sweet iced tea but we’d melt, even in the middle of the night. :)

  • Pyncky

    Looks like she DID have an inner-tube.  It’s around her neck.

  • Pyncky

    It is too bad about the daughter. She never had a chance in life being raised by her piece of shit mother.

  • LeaveMeBe

    So far, water and other floatie things still go down the hole. Even in the most severe droughts here, I’ve never lost water where I’ve lived (although water pressure can get low), and supposedly this is the most servere one we’ve had in 50 years. Worse comes to worst though, I suppose we’d have to build an outhouse. :P

  • Hekate

    Nah i grew up in Phx… its the humidity killin me out here….
    Love Leander… was up at lake travis this weekend….
    if you ever decide to head down… Curra’s is just across the street and the first 2 rounds are on me!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    I feel bad for the kid. Her mother ruined her whole life for selfish reasons. Even got her killed.

  • Anonymous

    They were chased there by a representative of a store, who should have been better trained, who should not have intimidated these poor women, who abused his authority…blah blah blah. Trust me, a scumbag ambulance chaser can find a way. They know they can’t win if they get a jury, but they also know that the company will usually pay to settle it.

    Not only does the cost of goods for honest, law-abiding customers go up from the thieving pigs stealing items, but then we get to pay more to cover the cost of the legal settlements. Sometimes I really hate people.

  • Anonymous

    They were chased there by a representative of a store, who should have been better trained, who should not have intimidated these poor women, who abused his authority…blah blah blah. Trust me, a scumbag ambulance chaser can find a way. They know they can’t win if they get a jury, but they also know that the company will usually pay to settle it.

    Not only does the cost of goods for honest, law-abiding customers go up from the thieving pigs stealing items, but then we get to pay more to cover the cost of the legal settlements. Sometimes I really hate people.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    Most criminals are not referred to as geniuses. Prime example right here!

  • Anonymous

    I think anyone who’s already managed to reproduce should be taken out of the running for a Darwin award.

  • Anonymous

    Well now that their family has one less mouth to feed, maybe they won’t need to shoplift anymore. So I guess everything worked out in the end!

  • Anonymous

    I just thumbs-upped that song on Pandora today.

  • melb1970

    Mom takes daughter shoplifting and then leads her into a creek at flood stage where daughter dies. Too bad i gave away my “last mother of the year” awards.

  • http://www.facebook.com/wolfmothermilk Tamekia Rattray-Brown

    Hi Morbid!
    I discovered this site last night and stayed up til 4am reading it. Great work! Though I must give a broad ”condolences” to the people who have suffered tragedies that are discussed here.

    There is just one thing i always spot while reading your blog. It is your incorrect use of ‘there, they’re and their’.

    Their is a possessive pronoun. It always describes a noun.

    Note the spelling of their. It comes from the word they, so the e comes before the i.

    There is an adverb meaning “that location.” It is sometimes used with the verb to be as an idiom. It is spelled like here which means “this location.”

    They’re is a contraction of they are. Note the spelling: The a from are is replaced by an apostrophe.

    I’m no genius. You can tell by this comment. This shit is permanently branded into my brain, so I’ll always notice.

    Thanks for reading and my apologies if I have offended you in anyway. :)

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Had you actually taken the time to read until 4 a.m., then I suggest spending more time reading the comments. Over the course of my 2500 articles in the last 5 years, I am constantly, and consistently reminded of my misspellings, bad grammar, incorrect word usage, bad sentence structure, overuse of commas and a plethora of other bad writing practices.

    Then you will realize, like some of our other members, that I just don’t give a fuck. But I am glad you enjoy the site and trust me, you’ll get used to it..

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    While writing that, I thought I had already stated that everyone is aware of my grammar handicap (and lack of an Editor), when I realized I had…this very article. :P

  • Anonymous

    I hope the weather is better next week, I’m driving down to surprise my friend for our birthdays!

  • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.a.prince Rachel Ann Prince

    WoW what a great mother/daughter bonding exercise shop lifting together…! Maybe they should have learned how to swim instead?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    I’ll proofread articles for ya. :) I wanted to be a high school English teacher, until I realized… I hate other people’s bratty fucking kids.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    i wanna know why they would chase the women fo r some petty items, and jerks get entire TVs outta our local Wal-mart, and get away??

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    They are. But in her stupidity she got her kid killed. So maybe she’s back in the running?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Sometimes?

  • http://www.facebook.com/kennyhackett Kenny Hackett

    For me it’s at lest 80, 85 percent of the time.  I have pills for when I start getting into the 90 percentiles.  

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    she shoulda hid her in a storm drain…

  • Anonymous

    Grammar Nazi Much?

  • Anonymous

    Yeah R&B nowadays suck. Even Usher fell for the whole techno-mixed-with-whatever-mucis-you-sing now. I am a music junkie. I was thinking back the other day at artists that would be remembered 30yrs from now & all of those stupid little bands (Simple Plan, Sum 41, Flo-Rida, T-Pain, Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers, Keith Sweat just to name some that to me seem to represent what I’m talking about) aren’t gonna be thought off. They really don’t stand out & make everything sound the same. It’s quite ridiculous, everything sounds the same.

    My mp3 player has like 870 songs & most of them are from 2005 & before. The oldest one I’ve got that I blast when I’m driving kidless around town is Rick James’ “Give It To Me Baby”, BeeGees’ “Stayin’ Alive” & Tome Jones: “She’s A Lady”.

    You never get looks from people thinking that you’re crazy for liking that music, but rather people jam to it no matter their age. My kids look hilarious dancing them. The 2yr old wiggles her shoulder looking like an earthworm dropped into vinegar & the baby stands up & bounces on his feet like a ball.

  • Hekate

    i like to think that Morbid’s misspellings are due to his fevor in writing his articles… having been here a couple of months now i dont even notice them…. however i would probably notice if it didnt happen and wonder if he was on vacation, using a ghost writer or if he had been kidnapped and someone else hijacked the site.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    You always wonder what makes them figure that drowning is better then getting caught? To a person who cannot swim I would think surrender would be the less of two evils.