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Drunk Dad Arrested After Letting 8-Year-Old Son Drive

August 1, 2011 at 3:19 pm by  

Billy Joe Madden Drunk Dad Arrested After Letting 8 Year Old Son DriveLouisiana – A man made of every negative Southern stereotype has been arrested after police found him passed out in his car with his 8-year-old son driving.

Billie Joe Madden, 28,  was intoxicated early Sunday morning, and sleepy to boot. Unfortunately he was in the process of traveling to Texas from Mississippi with his two young children.

Fearing it may be unsafe for him to attempt driving in this condition he enlisted the help of a designated driver…his 8-year-old son. (I have a feeling I just gave him way too much credit and he really just wanted to drool off his stupor)

Louisiana troopers were alerted by motorists calling and saying there appeared to be a child driving a truck down I-12 . Others were alarmed by the erratic driving, although reports state the kid was maintaining the 70mph speed limit which would make him a better driver than 50% of the ones on the road here in South FL. [85% percent of  SC drivers here in NC - Morbid]

The boy pulled over when police turned on their lights and he was found unharmed along with his 4-year-old sister in the backseat. When the trooper asked Madden if he had any I.D., he replied “Bout wut?” Ok, that last part isn’t true, but it could’ve been.

Madden arrested and charged with child desertion (?) and allowing a minor to drive. His children have been handed over to Louisiana Child Protective Services. They have this man’s genes in ‘em so this may not be the last time they are in a D’D article.

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  • Anonymous

    When the trooper asked Madden if he had any I.D., he replied “Bout wut?”   Good point HRM.

  • Anonymous

    When the trooper asked Madden if he had any I.D., he replied “Bout wut?”   Good point HRM.

  • Anonymous

    see video games come in handy-how else is an eight year going to know how to drive down a hwy going 70-mph?  

  • Anonymous

    see video games come in handy-how else is an eight year going to know how to drive down a hwy going 70-mph?  

  • Prominent Prozac

    Totally ripped from the guy that let his daughter drive.

    The difference is all this shows you is that women can’t drive..Well except for me.

    I only almost hit things.That makes me a great driver.

  • Anonymous

    He looks as if he has been fried crispy,  His photo would be proof enough in court for the prosecution if it aint Fl.  Steel Reeling.

  • Prominent Prozac

    His photo looks better then my old high school ID photo.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t see what the big deal is, I mean, when I’m driving drunk with my kids, and I know I’ve had too much I let my 6 year old drive us home…. jk jk jk jk….

    Its scary to think we’re driving with 8 year olds and their drunk dumbass parent in the passenger seat. *shudders* Hell, my 15 year old brother can’t maintain at 25 mph, I’ve got my hand on the door ready to cut and run at the first sign of a head on collision lol. 

  • Anonymous

    If you jump before a head on you will only hit the door that will hit a tree or post.  Best to stay seated and enjoy the impact.  Don’t be scared when you get scared you get all tense and crap and only worsen the chances of survival. 

  • Anonymous

    Damn, foiled by the door… eh, theres always a chance at rolling down the window. I can’t get tense in near crashes…. I never have been able to, my stupid ass busts out in a cynical laugh while everyone else is screaming. I don’t know why I do, but its weird, I can’t help but laugh. I’m seeing everyones terrified faces, and its gut busting funny…. I’m certifiable I know. BUT! I know if I do die in a car crash I will have died in a fit of laughter….

  • Anonymous

    Hey ya know when I was 14 I was walking to Fast Fare with my little brother and this Chevelle came out of no where and slammed in the back of another car.  It happened in slo mo and the girl in the passenger seat obviously the guys g/f hits the wind shield with her face in slo mo.  The wind shield had a perfect imprint of her face in it that jutted out like 12″.  I will never forget that cause my brain is like a steel trap,  Rusted shut nothing gets in nothing gets out!

  • Anonymous

    Because not getting drunk is not an option…?

  • Anonymous

    my kids are always more drunk than me.  especially the 7-year-old.  selfish bastards…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    I was wondering when this story would make it here, he was gonna have the kid drive to Texas..Oy

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    You Mostly hit things, I saw you when you were getting away..left alot of paint on those neighbors houses

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    hahahah

  • Prominent Prozac

    I was aimin’ for you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannah.guillory Shannah Erwin Guillory

    I had to check the name again to make sure he wasn’t a neighbor….

  • Anonymous

    Billie Joe? I blame this whole thing on his tacky mother.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    Darlin, I have been Hit before ;) you gotta Uncross your Eyes first!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    Won’t you be my Neighbor?

  • Anonymous

    You live in Mississippi or Texas?

  • Anonymous

    The kid probably drives better then his neanderthal father.

  • Anonymous

    The kid probably drives better then his neanderthal father.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    buahahahaha!! I can relate to the laughing thing. My husband and our friends were going to Minneapolis for the weekend and the exit for our hotel was a clover shaped exit, which we had to take at 80 miles an hour, directly in front of an on-ramp. Everyone else in the car is screaming, and I’m literally giggling! I was a little fucked up on narcotic painkillers, but eh. I’ve been in so many accidents now (only two were my fault, and the one was dismissed because the other driver was drunk) that my body doesn’t tense up. It immediately goes limp to avoid muscle strain.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    Im avoiding you on the roads..please fax me your travel plans

  • Prominent Prozac

    Yeah but then I’d actually have to look at ya’…That’d do more damage to me then anything else ;)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    You’re fine on the roads. Just don’t get in a car when I’m the passenger.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I identify with you, only I laugh uncontrollably when people are vomiting or gagging. I’ve only started doing this within the last two years and I literally cannot help myself.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I identify with you, only I laugh uncontrollably when people are vomiting or gagging. I’ve only started doing this within the last two years and I literally cannot help myself.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I identify with you, only I laugh uncontrollably when people are vomiting or gagging. I’ve only started doing this within the last two years and I literally cannot help myself.

  • wyrosjr

    Behemoth is right. Objects in the car are going the same speed as the car. If you jump out, you will still hit something at that speed. Movie physics is for the movies.

  • wyrosjr

    Behemoth is right. Objects in the car are going the same speed as the car. If you jump out, you will still hit something at that speed. Movie physics is for the movies.