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JAFFREY, N.H. – A 20-year-old moron is in a bit of trouble after he got caught, on camera no less, blowing snot into two police officer’s coffee.

Detective Hileman and Lt. Choate thought it was odd that Christopher Hildreth went to the back to make their coffee when they stopped into Dunkin’s Donuts in June as he’d never done that when he served them coffee on previous occasions.

Feeling paranoid, as I’m sure most cops do when being served food, they watched Hildreth with the help of a store-front video monitor that shows a view of the back room. Both officers said they watched as Hildreth fill their drinks, and then add snot to both cups.

They didn’t say a word to Hildreth when he returned with their drinks, but contacted the manager and reviewed the surveillance tapes with her. The tapes clearly showed Hildreth making a couple of Boogerlattes and he was immediately fired.

He was also charged with two misdemeanor counts of attempted assault.

I gotta commend those two police officers. Had it been me, I’d have tossed that hot snoffee in his stupid face before anally raping him with my flashlight while screaming “Stop resisting! Stop resisting!”

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5FC7HVG7QW5OHXQV4OII2IDEUU Sue

    “Had it been me, I’d have tossed that hot snoffee in his stupid face before anally raping him with my flashlight while screaming “Stop resisting! Stop resisting!”
    Lucky guy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/tobylee.latham Toby Latham

    hilarious!

  • http://www.facebook.com/tobylee.latham Toby Latham

    hilarious!

  • MISSanthropic

    I can just hear him in his white trying to be black voice now. “Yo, FUCK DA PO-LICE.”
    When are these young “thugs” going to learn that it’s not the fault of the police that they are fucking losers.

  • Anonymous

    “learn” lol

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    How YOU doin’?

  • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

    As a world-class hair-trigger ejaculator, I am incensed by the amateurish nature of this crime…Snot?  Really? …Fuckin’ newb.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    whack it into two lattes fast pete!

  • Hekate

    what a noob…. anyone knows you back the loogie down your throat, spit/lick it on to your hand as you ‘cough’ into the artfully folded tissue youre holding and then casually scrape it off into the cup….. and if you really wanna go pro you gotta have one of those old timey novelty squirt rings on filled w visine….errrrrrrrr what i meant to say was it was very very wrong of this horrible boy to do such an awful awful thing to 2 of his town’s finest and i hope they throw the book at him…
    *cough* 

  • Hekate

    what a noob…. anyone knows you back the loogie down your throat, spit/lick it on to your hand as you ‘cough’ into the artfully folded tissue youre holding and then casually scrape it off into the cup….. and if you really wanna go pro you gotta have one of those old timey novelty squirt rings on filled w visine….errrrrrrrr what i meant to say was it was very very wrong of this horrible boy to do such an awful awful thing to 2 of his town’s finest and i hope they throw the book at him…
    *cough* 

  • Anonymous

    Detective Hileman stated during the arrest Thatssnot coffee!

  • Anonymous

    Judging from the size of that schnozzola there must have been a lot of snot in that coffee.

  • guillotinegirl

    A friendly reminder: glazed donuts should not be green.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.a.prince Rachel Ann Prince

    I wouldn’t be too mad if these cops had thrown the hott coffee in this punk’s face after seeing what he did! Thats just wrong on so many levels! It reminds me of Eminem’s video for The Real Slim Shady when he spit in the guys Onion Rings!

  • Anonymous

    When I was a kid I was taught to respect police & to admire them (except for the CCW idiot, he’s just muscles & a gun, no brain there) & to maybe try to be a cop.

    Since when has being/hating a cop become cool!?

    If you are under the radar of any cop, you fucking deserve it. DON’T DO SOMETHING STUPID & they won’t care if you come out of your house painted like a fucking clown with neon green & pink pants & a shirt that states you eat ass.DOUCHEBAG!

  • Anonymous

    Lmao ewww!*gag*

  • Anonymous

    He has a really giant head.  You know what they say about guys with really huge heads…don’t let the size fool ya.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    If you don’t like cops, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WORKING IN A DONUT SHOP!?

    You may not be the brightest crayon in the box, there, Mr. Hildreth, but you sure are special. Color on, my big-nosed friend!

  • Anonymous

    i was thinking DAMMNNNN that’s a huge ass nose..no wonder why they noticed the snot lol
    it was probably the size of a munchkin lol

  • Anonymous

    i worked at Toshiba in jersey about 16 yrs ago and there was a girl in my dept that no one seemed to like…i like everyone..and i hate bullshit..one of the girls walked past her desk and spit in her tea..as soon as i saw it i walked over and confronted the bitch…wow!!! talk about weird..the other 3 girls and the spitter were pissed at me for telling the poor girl not to drink her tea…fuck that..the girl did nothing to anyone..they just didn’t like her…and personally i don’t need “associates” or “friends” like those

  • http://twitter.com/Q_Jordon Quintin Jordon

    Officer 1 – Bill, what did you think of that coffee? A new cream?

    Officer 2 – Yea, John, it was a little thicker than usual. I guess the kid didn’t stir it enough.

    Officer 1 – No. . . No. . . I think I saw him use a spoon. I saw him wipe some dark chocolate off it before he stirred.

    Officer 2 – Dark chocolate? Oh damn this stuff floating on the top? Right next to this really snotty like cream?

    Officer 1 – Yes, that stuff. . .

    Officer 2 – Damn, I have to admit I like this new coffee mix.

    Officer 1 – I do,too. However, the sliding down the throat part takes a little getting use to.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    In the Case OF Wanna See My Bozo they just might

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    Ah so, Women working for Toshiba.. that in itself is a crime..

  • Anonymous

    The cops come in everyday. This guy fixes their coffee everyday and this is the first time something like this happened? 

    My guess: these particular cops are dicks.

  • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

    (Boogerlattes) There goes Starbucks!!! UGH!

  • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

    (Boogerlattes) There goes Starbucks!!! UGH!

  • Anonymous

    Boogerlattes, Crappacino’s…I think it may actually improve the taste of Starbucks coffee.  But hell you know you would probably get another $1 tacked on.

  • Anonymous

    If anyone has listened to Puerto Rican reggaeton ya’ll know this dude looks exactly like Gringo from the Baby Rasta y Gringo duo…

  • pikeman

    Pete’s special. Fappachinos.

  • pikeman

    It probably wasn’t the first time, it just took them awhile to catch on.

  • Anonymous

    Still doesn’t answer why.

  • Anonymous

    Still doesn’t answer why.