STOCKTON, Calif. – We have had a lot of stories about people biting things off of other people here at D’D. Multiple stories of people biting off penises, tongues, ears, eyeballs, tits, cheeks, noses, nipples, lips..we have over 50 stories in the biting category alone. But today I think we have a new one. A California woman has been accused of biting off a man’s eyebrow.
Raymond Luna said he was trying to help his 16-year-old daughter who was being tagged teamed by a mother and her 20-year-old daughter in the parking lot of the apartments where they live.
That’s when Luna says the woman’s daughter jumped on him and bit off his eyebrow. “She jumped [on me],” he said. “She bit down on me. She actually hugged me and bit down, spit it out.”
Luna says they were unable to find the missing flesh (in the video he informs the news crew they may be walking on it) and he will need reconstructive surgery because doctors couldn’t sew up the wound. They do plan on moving as the family they fought with live in the apartment directly below theirs.
If you are unable to watch the video, while the gorgeous Koula Gianulias is interviewing Luna, members from the other family come out and they all start arguing again. I swear to God, they each yell “You started it! No, you started it!” back and forth at each other like a bunch of school kids.
Police do not believe that the bite was in self-defense, as that woman’s family claims, and plan on charging her with assault — as soon as they find her.
I can’t believe I’ve never noticed Koula Gianulias before. She’s like a more obtainable Maureen Maher with a cooler name.
Tags: assault and battery, bite, Biting, California, Crime, eyebrow, fight, Raymond Luna
