Parents Charged After Their Dead Baby Found Rotting In Baby SwingMan Fatally Shot Wife In Front Of Their Children At Indoor Play CenterMan Accused Of Raping, Murdering His 9-Month-Old DaughterTeen Girl Killed Newborn By Shoving Rock Down Baby's ThroatTexas Woman Arrested After Fatally Shooting Her Two DaughtersMan Used Kik Messaging App To Share Child Porn Of His 1-Year-Old StepdaughterWoman Smothered Daughter For Talking Back, Tossed Body In DumpsterElderly Man Killed Himself With Chainsaw After Attacking His Wife With HatchetMan Accused Of Severely Beating Toddler Because She Interrupted Video GameMan Beat 4-Month-Old Daughter To Death Because She Was Crying

Galveston, TX –– 20 year-old Austin Jones was arrested Monday after a violent outburst directed at a baby.

Tasers, bath salts, Walmart… these are a few of our favorite things.

The 11 month-old, sitting in a shopping cart pushed by her 24 year-old mother, was just minding her own damn baby business (you know… sucking thumbs, making unintelligible mouth-noises and plotting an inconvenient time to crap in her diaper) when Jones walked through the entrance behind them.

Detective Michelle Sollenberger of the Galveston Police said, “As he approached, he was yelling and screaming at them about the baby. He grabbed the bed of her shopping cart the child was sitting in and started pulling and shaking the shopping cart. The mother kept it from completely flipping over on the child. The little girl had red marks on her legs from the shaking.”

As it happened, two retired police officers where nearby. After calling dispatch, they tried to detain him themselves, but he resisted (and continued to do so) as officers arrived. Police used a Taser on the man and eventually had to give him a whack to the leg with a baton before they were able to cuff him.

A trip to the hospital determined Jones was intoxicated on bath salts. After he was cleared, he did not pass ‘go’ and instead went directly to jail, where his bail is set at $13,000. The baby is currently being enthralled with shiny objects and drooling on everything.

Police Say Man Ingested Bath Salts, Charged with Assault: MyFoxHOUSTON.com

Help The Dreamin Demon go ad free! Support us on Patreon!
Tags: , , , , , ,

Comments


The views expressed in the comments are those of the comment writers and don't represent the views or opinions of D'D or its staff. Feel free to flag comments that may violate conditions outlined in our Disclaimer.

  • Anonymous

    Damn how mush trashier does it get?  Not only are you high on bath salts, but you are high on bath salts in Walmart of all places…He must have walked there from his trailer, which is conveniently behind the walmart.

  • Anonymous

    Calgon…take me away … to jail. Hopefully for a long time.

  • Anonymous

    Or the tent city behind the Walmart…

  • Anonymous

    It’s not glamorous but would really be convenient to live behind Wally World.

  • Enough already..life’s too short to take cheap drugs. 

  • Anonymous

    Knoxxxious, this is perhaps your best post. lol!

  • Hekate

    Tasers, bath salts, Walmart… these are a few of our favorite things… LAWLZ!!!!

  • Hekate

    Tasers, bath salts, Walmart… these are a few of our favorite things… LAWLZ!!!!

  • Dakota Wampler

    I have been reading this website for a couple of months now, but this is the first time an article has inspired me to get a gun. I would have killed that man.  And from reading this website, I have also learned not to shoot six times, as that comes off as overkill and juries frown on that behavior, but once or twice would probably be ok.  

  • Dakota Wampler

    I have been reading this website for a couple of months now, but this is the first time an article has inspired me to get a gun. I would have killed that man.  And from reading this website, I have also learned not to shoot six times, as that comes off as overkill and juries frown on that behavior, but once or twice would probably be ok.  

  • Anonymous

    I wonder who the first genius to say “hey, I think I’ll stick these bath salts up my nose and see what they do” was. Who thinks up this shit?

  • Guy should be tasered… …by an electric chair.

  • It’s my understanding that the bath salts aren’t actually bath salts–they are manufactured as drugs and their sole intention is getting people high (and insane, apparently).

  • Anonymous

    Ouch

  • OK I’m starting to believe that you guys are not talking about the place from NATIONAL LAMPOON’S EUROPEAN VACATION. There’s an actual store named Wally World? I just learned of the Piggly Wiggly about a month ago and thought that was an odd name.

  • Anonymous

    When my husband was stationed at Ft Bragg, we lived in a housing addition that was 7 minutes away from Walmart.  Convenient for us, but not so much for our bank account!  A quick milk run always ended up costing us at least $50 after we stopped by the discount dvd bin, the candy/junk food isle, or the housewares section (I have a small obsession with cooking gadgets!).   Now we live a good 30 minutes away from Walmart and while I miss just being able to run down the road for some forgotten necessity, I am MUCH happier!! 

  • ::Quick save::

    Obviously not due to the writing because, We love you Knoxxxious…you are amazing. It’s because of the Bath Salts!

  • Anonymous

    Hey Mom Wally World is just what we Southerners call Walmart for some reason.

  • Anonymous

    Bet you have more money in the account as well.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Damn it! I quit going to Walmart and started shopping at Target because that’s where all the action seemed to be (according to DD) and now all the action is at Walmart. Just one time I want to be in the vicinity where some guy waggles his junk or shakes a shopping cart with a baby in it. I want to show off my mad ninja skills.

  • Ooooohh!!!! Thanks. 🙂

  • Pyncky

    I wonder about the Sonoran Desert Toad.  The one that people lick to get high.  Who first thought, “hmmm a toad, mayhaps I should lick it and see what transpires.”

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Darn, didn;t he know he was sposed to do this in florida?

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    As if they aren’t insane enough

  • wyrosjr

    Too bad these cops didn’t break out some of the old police brutality, just for old times sake you know?

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    up to 4  and you’ll be just fine

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Or lots of cheap meaningless sex with farm animals..

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    you killed me with this one..

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    you killed me with this one..

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    I used ta live Behind Target..ahem..

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    I used ta live Behind Target..ahem..

  • I live right behind a Wal*Mart in a townhouse development, and I can tell you that I am always broke! HAHAHAHA! We go for something small, and then end up buying half the store. 

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Like a Good Taser, State Farm is thereee… damn song..

    i’ve been tased more than a few times, it just tickles now..

  • Prominent Prozac

    All this shit just makes me wanna try some bath salts and go camp in a walmart.

    Undecided on the taser.Might get me excited.

  • Prominent Prozac

    Life’s to short to be at walmart getting a record.

    Period.

  • I lived in G-town, that WalMart is a scary ghetto gang hangout. They should have known something was up when a white guy walked in.

  • Anonymous

    You mean: conveniently living behind DOLLARAMA.

  • Anonymous

    Another reason why I’m glad I have not stepped a toe into our local Wal-mart in about 5-6 years. I never cared about the other shoppers, I knew that store was what was most affordable for most (including myself).. although there was times I may have given thought to running over a few of the ones that acted like assholes with my shopping cart, what did it in for me was most of the employees. I once worked at Wal-mart but during my stay there, being rude and ignoring customers who needed assistance with merchandise wasn’t as acceptable. Friendly, however WAS a requirement.

    Granted, if this guy had attacked a baby at the Wal-Mart here, he’d have had to worry about being beat by irate shoppers with the nearest heavy object over the tasers. That’s one good thing about living in a “small-ish” town, there’s usually someone around who won’t side idly by and let someone abuse a baby, even in public.

  • Anonymous

    Happier & richer in the pockets.  YOu are not the only one with kitchen gadgets… I am trying to get people to buy me:  Table mixer (one of those big Kitchen Aid ones) & a bread machine. If guys stop to get tools why can’t we get stuff to sit there on the shelves gathering dust while we dream about the things we could cook but are quite frankly too lazy.

  • Anonymous

    How in the hell do they actually use the bath salts? Do they put it in a pipe & smoke’em??

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    it leaves your nipples all tingly!

  • HOLY SONOFA MOTHER FUCKING CUNTLOVING WHORE, I WOULD HAVE KILLED THAT MOTHER FUCKER! Shit like this pisses me off. What kind of twat attacks an infant? And what the fuck is wrong with these morons on bath salts? Bath salts? Really? Whatever happened to the good old days when people would troll around cow fields for good ol’ SHROOMS. Fucking douchefags ruin it for everybody. It’s fucksticks like this that cause the government to ban every chemical in sight. FUCK I’m so pissed… I need to lay off the coffee….

  • Anonymous

    I wonder who acctually took a bath with them.

  • Anonymous

    make sure you get in on video

  • Prominent Prozac

    I prefer my tingles in my va-j-j.

  • Anonymous

    lol Darrell, sounds like a good idea.

  • Anonymous

    Great write up knoxxxious, keep em comming 🙂

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    gee you’l wanan kill me, i threw away a brand new bread machine..

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Gotta start somewhere.. jee

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    yes,, i think..

  • Prominent Prozac

    Start at the Va-j-j and everything else is extra.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    ida loved to have been a witness, yeah the guy tripped, flew into a cart, then the wall , bounced off the floor and a soda machine,, man was he high..

  • LOL!

  • Or just switch to decaf.

  • This story could only be better if it had happened in Florida.

  • Anonymous

    WHAT! I WILL KILL YOU!!! You’re DEAD TO ME, DEAD!

  • Anonymous

    Breath Darrell Breath,  Now count to 10 slowly.

  • Anonymous

    Breath Darrell Breath,  Now count to 10 slowly.

  • Anonymous

    Funny the Walmart in my area has a dollar store next door.

  • Anonymous

    Now, now you can’t forget about Jenkins or Jenkims…the poop sniffers.

  • Anonymous

    awesome writing!!!  wish I had time to try and think of something funny, but not today!  thanks for laugh.  

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    I’ve got one of those cool kitchen size deep fryers?

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    So does ours.. with a Snooty Goodwill store across the parking lot even

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    oh alright…

  • Anonymous

    Just don’t leave and come back and shoot them some more, and you should be fine. 

  • Anonymous

    Don’t know if I’d like one… nah again, it’s the lazyness that forbids me to try & fill, fry & clean that sucker. You have been now officially Pet Cementery-ed to me.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    *cries*

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    *cries*

  • Anonymous

    Aaaand hence why my husband was confused.  He was thinking of the actual Wally World.

    http://www.wallyworldresort.com/Welcome.html

  • Anonymous

    I always joke with my family and friends that if I ever won the lottery they have to keep me FAR AWAY from Walmart…………..If not, I would blow it all in the housewares and kids sections!  (My son is WAY spoiled….I know it, and I’m okay with it! lol!)   I’d be so excited about buying every cool gadget that I’d forget that I have a tiny ass kitchen that I hate and that’s why everything ends up crammed in the back of the cabinet and never gets used!  lol!   But I guess I don’t have to worry about it, because I’ve heard that to win the lottery, you actually have to play!!   

  • WHAT?!?!? Are you kidding me, Heather? Decaf is for…well…who the hell drinks decaf? hat the hell is that?

  • Pretty much how it would go. I don’t know how the hell both arms got broken though, Oops.

  • lol. Certainly ain’t from sniffing them I would imagine.

  • I second that!  Decaf just doesn’t do it.  Talk to me before my first cup of coffee for the day and I will cuss you out.  My husband learned that the hard way:)  And don’t try to fool me with that decaf crap.  I know the difference.

    Oh…and if anyone tried to hurt my baby, for any reason, the motherfucker better pray there are cops close by to intervene on his behalf.  If I’ve had my coffee for the day, he may stand a chance of survival.  If I haven’t, his chances decrease drastically.

  • Anonymous

    If I’d win the lottery (more than 5millions) I’d totally buy the duplex next door to kick the tenants out (assholes!) but then I’d rebuild my house (my other neighbor is priceless) & I’d get the freaking kitchen any damned good chef would envy with all the shit appliances you can dream off. I’d also get someone else & the best dishwasher ever so that THEY put the dishes to wash & put them away. I HATE putting away & washing dishes even though I have a dishwasher.

  • Nah there aint no trailer park behind that there wal-mart.  But there is one down the street he coulda come frum

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    i’d take the Job and only mumble in a foreign language

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    i think its cause he tripped over his shoe laces

  • I know it’s probably already said all ready, but man Knoxxious, that line had me laughing:

    “Tasers, bath salts, Walmart… these are a few of our favorite things.”

    I bet if given some time – and a tad bit of researching on past articles to see if there’s more ‘favorite things’ that JGo555 could get a jingle to that song from the Sound of Music! Probably be the best parody ever to boot. *disappears back into the peanut gallery*

  • Anonymous

    I’d be a good paying boss. Hell, I’ll pay for the kids’ education & give you 2 months vacation paid with leave & PAY for the vacation.

    I’m RICH BITCH!

  • shannie

    Right? Did this guy think “Yeah, got my bath salt on, gonna go troll Walmart and shake things up a bit!”  I am positive the trailer isn’t his either, it’s more than likely his mothers.  😀

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    It was the bright lights and the handicapped carts he was there for, or to wank-off in the restrooms

  • shannie

    lol, probably the latter. But then again he also looks like the kind of douche who doesn’t need a bathroom to rub one out, so I will go with the always cool handicapped carts.

  • Anonymous

    Is it just me or are these people on bath salts starting to remind you of the crazy homeless people from the movie Prince of Darkness?

  • Hey. I was just pregnant. I had to get my mocha fix somehow!

  • It is sniffing. 

  • No i read about this and what I read is that the sniffed it.  And the product is powdered to resemble real bath salts or something.  But it’s a synthetic kind of shitty drug like Meth or Coca.

  • Nobody, these are real “bath salts” this is some shit created by people and sold at the head shops as “not for human consumption” when that is ALL it is for.  A fakey version of crytsal meth or cocaine.   They’re sold under the name Bath Salts to sneak it in legally until they make a law against it.   Just like fake weed was sold under the name Incense and “not for human consumption” that’s what these people are doing, not like “soap”or something that is really for your bathroom.

  • Some desert dweller who was really bored.

  • yeah it’s Jenkim and it’s a mixture of shit and piss, placed in a jar with a lid until it produces methane gas that they inhale.  And even as I am typing this I am trying not to vomit.  I can understand licking a toad much more easily than I can understand this.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    hell try living in their bathrooms

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Heaven forbid they use soap

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    But a wired baby keeps mommy awake all night..

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Sorta like the clowns on Prince of Persia

  • Trailer Spawn

    Damn, this bitch is so pretty, he’s makin’ me jealous…I bet he’ll get fought over in jail.

  • BrittneyEast

    OMG, I would have lost my damn mind and they would have had to arrest me for beating a crack head to death.  After of course i made sure the baby was ok.