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Man Shows Up At Party With Natural Light Beer, Stabbing Commences

July 20, 2011 at 4:03 am by  

Man Shows Up At Party With Natural Light Beer, Stabbing CommencesValley Falls, KS — The happy lookin’ fella to the left is 25-year-old Brandon Smelser – he was taken into custody over the weekend for allegedly getting all stabby when a friend showed up at a party with the wrong beer.

Police say Smelser and 22-year-old Chris Daniel got into a fight in the parking lot of a mobile home park early Saturday morning after Daniel had the nerve to show up with an undisclosed amount of Natural Light beer instead of Smelser’s desired brand. That’s when Smelser reportedly got all stab happy.

Daniel was transported to the hospital, where he underwent surgery for injuries considered to be life-threatening. He remains hospitalized.

Smelser was promptly booked on charges of first-degree attempted murder. A bond amount has not been made available.

Natty Light? Totally justifiable…

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    • guillotinegirl

      At least this guy had a valid reason to commence the stabbin’.

    • guillotinegirl

      At least this guy had a valid reason to commence the stabbin’.

    • lisaznola

      What was ‘his brand’?
      If he was used to drinking / sharing Flying Dog and his bud showed up with Natural Light, I get it. If he usually drank / shared Miller Light not enough difference to justify getting all stabby.

    • Anonymous

      Never show up to the trailerpark with light beer or light cigarettes- what was this yankee thinking?

    • Vindictive

      Trailer Trash Beer snobs. You can never make them happy.

    • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

      Natural Light tastes better after it has been poured down a hobo’s ass crack.

    • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

      Natural Light tastes better after it has been poured down a hobo’s ass crack.

    • Anonymous

      Good beer. No Shit! 

      I have that bumper sticker on my car. I got it at the Flying Dog brewery tour. 

      I don’t think too many trailer-park types are FD aficionados, but who am I to judge?

    • Anonymous

      Bloodshed is the natural end to a 3-day trailer trash binge, but usually its because they ran out of beer completely.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SZTEOIXOLRM5M2VDKZHSZICFDA CDJ527

      Um yeah, it’s Natty Ass, totally acceptable….I’m sure the judge will understand and throw the case out.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=582480588 Rayne Young

      I’m not saying it was right to stab him..but I understand. 

    • Anonymous

      Ok so you live in a trailer but you can afford better beer!?

      If you throw the party, fucking buy the beer too? What kind of host are you!?

      Oh & he looks drunk in the pic, could he even tell the difference in taste in beer? These idiots drink beer for the drunken part, not the taste.

    • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.a.prince Rachel Ann Prince

      Not gonna lie I’d beat his ass for bringing Natty Light to the party lol. I’d rather drink warm piss than that shi*t…!

    • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.a.prince Rachel Ann Prince

      Not gonna lie I’d beat his ass for bringing Natty Light to the party lol. I’d rather drink warm piss than that shi*t…!

    • Pyncky

      You, my friend, are one sick bastard. I like it!

    • Pyncky

      When I used to tend bar, I bet a guy $5.00 that he couldn’t tell one beer from another after his second beer. He swore he could always tell good ol’ Buttwiper beer.  I won.

    • Pyncky

      Did the guy who brought the beer pay for it or had Bad Brandon given him the money?

    • Gee

      I am really curious as to what one who lives in a trailer park considers good beer. I thought Natural Light was the top beer for trailer park consumption.

    • Anonymous

      All beer pretty much tastes like ass, anyway.

    • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

      My therapist told me I was an asshole.

    • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

      I was hoping beyond all hope that we could be friends.  Alas, I see this is not possible.

    • LeaveMeBe

      Before or after you groped her?

    • Anonymous

      I wish ass tasted like beer.

    • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

      80% of women have 300% of my psychoses…Why would I employ a female therapist?

    • LeaveMeBe

      My guess would be because e-Harmony had no matches for you. :)

    • LeaveMeBe

      I always thought it was Miller High Life. (Just typing that made me gag.)

    • Hekate

      FLYING DOG RAGING BITCH FTW !!!!!!  
      i was just thinking the same thing

    • Hekate

      no no no Gee its “keystone”

    • UniqueMommy1984

      Sounds like a Jerry Springer episode gone wrong. 

    • Gee

       How about Paps Blue Ribbon?

    • LeaveMeBe

      I like my beer dark and warm so really almost all beer me no likey.

    • AliceinChainsman =]

      hey they cant match me either..lol

    • AliceinChainsman =]

      ill file that for future reference

    • AliceinChainsman =]

      ill file that for future reference

    • AliceinChainsman =]

      Connessiuers….

    • AliceinChainsman =]

      Connessiuers….

    • Anonymous

      I cant understand why people waste their time drinking beer when there is so much good whiskey to choose from.

    • Anonymous

      I could go for a Raging Bitch about now.

    • Anonymous

      “whiskey” is a weird typo for “rum.”

    • Anonymous

      Hey now! Thats blasphemy Rum is good but Whiskey is better we could meet in the middle with some Jager though only if your buying. We will need a big bottle as my stomache is a bottomless pit when it comes to Whiskey, Rum and Jager.

    • Anonymous

      Hey now! Thats blasphemy Rum is good but Whiskey is better we could meet in the middle with some Jager though only if your buying. We will need a big bottle as my stomache is a bottomless pit when it comes to Whiskey, Rum and Jager.

    • AliceinChainsman =]

      ill drink to that

    • Anonymous

      Haha, I know this guy! He used to live by my uncle’s ex-girlfriend’s house. He was an aggro douche back then too.

    • AliceinChainsman =]

      i wish you could get a 12 pack..

    • Anonymous

      I’m a raging bitch!  Need something?

    • Anonymous

      My husband agrees with this sentiment. He confirms that a case of Natty Light actually requires a beat down of some sort.  I think he’d pass on the piss, though… He’d probably just get some water.

    • Anonymous

      Hey, more beer for you.

    • Anonymous

      Hey, more beer for you.

    • AliceinChainsman =]

      may i watch..?

    • jordanz

      Natural Light=cheap beer for those who average a dozen cans minimum daily. LOL…..In the yrs before I was married,I liked to see a dates fridge because ranked guys I met by the beer(or whatever else) they drank when no one was looking.Never let me down either.One of the biggest losers I ever knew?Drank 12-20 Natural Ice a day….yeah I know gross.One of the better ones? His fridge contained Sam Adams Cherry Wheat and Coronas.He is now my husband……

    • Anonymous

      In cups?

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Duckyou

      Hey if this guy lives in a trailer park he needs to go trashy all the way, Natural lite is too good for him…….should be Schlitz or nothin’………….

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=508460561 Tami Patera Most

      I know Chris Daniel, and he is home from the hospital now, fully recovered. I have advised him to let people buy their own beer.

    • AliceinChainsman =]

      nahh 16 Oz bottles..

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brian-Frederick-Lockett/779635601 Brian Frederick Lockett

      I drink Natty Light.  Since I don’t have a problem with it, it works in my favor.  The $10 six-packs my friends drink are gone in the time six beers can be drunk.  MY beers are drunk at MY pace, since people are usually reluctant to bum/steal them.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Peggy-Myres/100000774794974 Peggy Myres

      No shit! Who the hell wants nat. light????