Indianapolis, IN — A man caught fappin’ in the ladies’ room at an Indianapolis WalMart reportedly told store security he “had a sex problem” and went into the bathroom “to look at the women” while masturbating.
20-year-old Brandon Jelks was busted after a woman visiting the facility told a store employee she believed there was a man in one of the stalls. The employee then peered under one of the stall doors and spotted a pair of blue patterned boxers around the ankles of what appeared to be a man’s shoes. In addition, the woman reported hearing some moaning noises and the sound of someone masturbating. She asked another associate to confirm that the sounds were, indeed, fappish in nature. The second associate confirmed the first associate’s suspicions and alerted store security.
Enter store security…an off-duty police officer. She, too, heard the moanin’ and fappin’ and noticed the boxer laden ankles behind the stall door. She peeked through a crack in the door and could see a male sitting on the toilet, but couldn’t tell exactly what said male was up to in there. A few minutes later, Jelks exited the stall with his fly open. The officer said Jelks appeared to be startled to find an audience and immediately gave the old “Ooooh, is this the ladies room? My bad!” excuse. Though the officer claimed Jelks neither flushed nor washed, he was placed in handcuffs and marched to the loss prevention office.
Upon entering the office, Jelks was immediately recognized by yet another associate. That associate claimed Jelks had been banned from his church after allegedly “touching a little girl” inappropriately.
While conducting a search of Jelks’ person, the off-duty officer discovered two boxes of condoms – one had been opened and was missing a couple sheaths. Jelks explained that he had used them to help him masturbate. When asked if he had purchased the condoms, Jelks admitted he had not. He then went on to tell the officer that he had entered the restroom to look at the women while he was masturbating. He also stated that he was viewing porn on his cell phone at the same time. The man with the mad multi-tasking skills then said he had a “sex problem” and needed help.
Jelks is now beatin’ it behind bars – he was charged with criminal trespass and public indecency. Because of the low dollar amount of the condoms, he was not charged with theft.
Tags: Brandon Jelks, criminal trespass, Indiana, masturbation, Public Indecency, WalMart
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