Bronx, NY — A Bronx man has found himself in a sticky situation after DNA he submitted for a drug-related arrest came back matching that of a serial subway spanker.
The aptly-named Darnell Hardware, 26, was arrested in June of last year on drug charges and submitted a DNA sample. When it was checked against the state’s data base, it matched samples taken from three separate incidents, dating back almost ten years, in which a man painted female subway passengers with his cock-puke. The victims, ranging in age from 17-24 (at the times of the incidents) had come forward with the leftovers, saying that a man had rubbed up against them, masturbated and ejaculated on them… all three on packed subway cars where they say they couldn’t escape.
I would like to take this opportunity to call bullshit on every subway passenger in New York who stands idly by while some creep shoots jizz all over a poor young girl. If there were more stories that matched the word ‘vigilante’, I could stop googling ‘semen’ and ‘assault’. I know I’m not the only one who would be happier for it, either. Take a hint.
As it turns out, Hardware has actually been arrested almost 25 times for various sex and drug crimes. His most recent was June 21st, when he was caught slapping his pickle in front of a woman at a subway stop. Despite being an obvious problem, Hardware’s bail is only $7,500. From these incidents he faces a charge of forcible touching, sexual abuse in the first degree, and criminal mischief (which sounds like something from cartoons) for each incident.
Tags: criminal mischief, Darnell Hardware, forcible touching, masturbation, pervert, sex abuse
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