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Garden Grove, CA – We had a lean day yesterday, but here’s a story to make up for it. A woman in California has been arrested, charged with cutting off her husband’s penis then tossing it in a garbage disposal.

Officers were called to a home by 48-year-old Catherine Kieu Becker. Inside they found her 51-year-old husband tied to a bed bleeding and missing his dick.

Becker told them she had drugged her husband then tied him to the bed. When he began waking up, she used a knife to cut off his penis. Not done, she then put it in the garbage disposal and turned it on. She went on to tell police that she and her husband were going through a divorce and that he deserved it.

The poor guy was taken UCI Medical Center, where he underwent emergency surgery. I’m not sure if they were able to re-attach his dick or not, but trust me when I say that if he is like most men, it doesn’t matter if it’s a non-functioning lump of flesh that looks like a wad of chewed bubble-gum — he’d still rather have it attached to his body than gone completely.

Becker was arrested on charges of aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse.

Unless this man was raping her, a litter of puppies or some kids in a daycare, this woman is a heinous bitch and I hope she spends the rest of her life in prison.

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  • Prominent Prozac

    I guess she heard me joking about doing it to my boyfriend.

    I only have myself to blame.

  • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

    My penis hasn’t been through a garbage disposal. It just looks like it has.

  • Anonymous

    I guess she learned from Lorena Bobbit – if you throw it out the car window it can be reattached and make your ex into into a Franken-penis porn “star”. Grind it up and that problem is alleviated. The food processor might have been a better choice though – just saying =)

  • Anonymous

    Hey Doc think I can get an upgrade?

  • http://profiles.google.com/mkoualline Mark Oualline

    Can you imagine the outrage if a man had mutilated his ex’s genitals?

  • guillotinegirl

    I wake up every morning missing my dick.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    It’s in the nightstand next to your bed.

  • Count Rackula

    I bet this guy is re-thinking that whole mail-order bride thing. It seemed like such a good idea at the time…

  • Gee

    “it doesn’t matter if it’s a non-functioning lump of flesh that looks like a wad of chewed bubble-gum he’d still rather have it attached to his body than gone completely.”

    Damn you Morbid, this is a heinous story and that line made me laugh like a little school girl… 

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    clown

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Or microwave

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    no morning wood for you

  • Smileypants

    WOW. So because they are going through a divorce….he deserves to have his dick cut off?? What a crazy fuckin bitch!! That’s horrible…..

  • LeaveMeBe

    Poor guy, he can no longer fuck OR think.

  • Anonymous

    I heard they can use a finger or toe to replace the lost organ, but then you have to fight the urge to trim your nails in public for the rest of your life.

    If I ever find myself in this situation, I’ll ask the doc to just lop off my left arm at the shoulder and use that.  I don’t use it that much.

  • Anonymous

    Dayum! what a bitch.because we all know divorce is a sin in some cultures and punishable by death.

  • Breadstix

    That is the opposite of a happy ending.

  • Anonymous

    Here’s a nice Jewish recipe for penis stew. I bet you could adapt it for the microwave.

    http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/penisstew.htm  

  • Anonymous

    Hee hee. My husband just walked up behind me and saw that recipe on my screen. The conversation went sort of like this:

    Him: Bull Penis Stew? ………… REALLY?
    Me: Ummmmm… ummmm.. no wait – there is a reason for this….
    Him: yeah… riiiiiiiight.     I think I am eating out tonight, Honey.

    LOL

  • Hekate

    *gags slightly*
    ah yeah… i may go vegan for a while after that…

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Yeah, we have noticed over the years that when a man is abused at the hands of his wife, the jokes at his expense come rolling in. Had this man forcibly removed this woman’s clit, there would be hell to pay if someone cracked a joke about it.

  • Anonymous

    It looks like everybody is outraged. We just find penises hilarious, is all. You have to admit, they are quite humorous.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    There has to be one of those stories floating around in California or Virginia..hmm

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    There has to be one of those stories floating around in California or Virginia..hmm

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    looks like he had that problem beforehand..

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    So is robbing a Pharmacy :)

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    It made the Garbage disposal Happy, Happy to get some dick, rather than the usual fingers

  • Anonymous

     If it’s so funny, then why do you girls moan & groan when one makes its appearance in the bedroom? :D

    And I agree Morbid, severed clits are not funny.

  • Anonymous

    The loudest canned laughs on America’s Home Videos are always when a man gets hit in the balls.

  • Anonymous

    Perhaps it seems as if more men lose their dicks than women their clits because men have such a difficult time finding the clit in the first place!  (not all men, of course.)

    Actually the real reason is because in some ways it is the ultimate revenge on a guy. You damage their future sex life. While having my clit removed would suck, I would still be able to have sex.

  • Anonymous

    The Vietnamese are the sweetest peoples  you could ever hope to meet, but don’t piss them off!

    I lived with one and fortunately my junk is intact. God this story makes me want to cross my legs.

  • Anonymous

    Oh God.  That would give a whole new meaning to the “Pull on my finger” joke. 

  • Hekate

    or the blender on ‘frappe’

  • http://profiles.google.com/mkoualline Mark Oualline

    A good hit in the balls is all fun and laughs, don’t get me wrong, but far from getting your wang cut off and shredded.

  • Anonymous

    Why is torture of a man funnier than torture of a woman?

  • Count Rackula
  • Count Rackula

    Here’s another, it says he’s “in good spirits” and recovering. That guy must be so sedated and fucked up that he doesn’t know what the fuck is going on. I think that’s really the only way he would be in good spirits.

    http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-wife-cuts-off-penis-garbage-disposal,0,2758761.story

  • Count Rackula

    Here’s another, it says he’s “in good spirits” and recovering. That guy must be so sedated and fucked up that he doesn’t know what the fuck is going on. I think that’s really the only way he would be in good spirits.

    http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-wife-cuts-off-penis-garbage-disposal,0,2758761.story

  • Count Rackula

    Here’s another, it says he’s “in good spirits” and recovering. That guy must be so sedated and fucked up that he doesn’t know what the fuck is going on. I think that’s really the only way he would be in good spirits.

    http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-wife-cuts-off-penis-garbage-disposal,0,2758761.story

  • Count Rackula

    Here’s another, it says he’s “in good spirits” and recovering. That guy must be so sedated and fucked up that he doesn’t know what the fuck is going on. I think that’s really the only way he would be in good spirits.

    http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-wife-cuts-off-penis-garbage-disposal,0,2758761.story

  • Count Rackula

    Here’s another, it says he’s “in good spirits” and recovering. That guy must be so sedated and fucked up that he doesn’t know what the fuck is going on. I think that’s really the only way he would be in good spirits.

    http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-wife-cuts-off-penis-garbage-disposal,0,2758761.story

  • Count Rackula

    Here’s another, it says he’s “in good spirits” and recovering. That guy must be so sedated and fucked up that he doesn’t know what the fuck is going on. I think that’s really the only way he would be in good spirits.

    http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-wife-cuts-off-penis-garbage-disposal,0,2758761.story

  • Count Rackula

    Here’s another, it says he’s “in good spirits” and recovering. That guy must be so sedated and fucked up that he doesn’t know what the fuck is going on. I think that’s really the only way he would be in good spirits.

    http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-wife-cuts-off-penis-garbage-disposal,0,2758761.story

  • Gee

    I don’t think it’s funnier it’s just that you guys worship your penis’ more then women worship their clits.

    *Never mind it is funnier when a guy gets De-wankered. (stolen from Darsa forum thread)

  • Anonymous

    Sometimes, I’m confused too. I appear to be the male in the relationship. I’d totally make the husband be like: “Beg for my dick.” & then I’d slap him/her with it.

    Too much gay porn, JGo, too much.

  • Anonymous

    This better have happened because he raped their children. OTherwise I would’ve gone for the wallet.

    The wallet then the car. These 2 happen 2 be the 2nd & 3rd penises of the man.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kennyhackett Kenny Hackett

    You know they have antibiotics for that kind of thing now.

  • Hekate

    LMAO Jgo!!!! zomg you are too much!

  • Hekate

    i dont know Morbid and Mark… it might have something to do w if you google “reconstructive clitoral surgery” you get 2 links… google “penile reconstructive surgery” and watch the screen go into overload…  consider also that in the one pre-med class i took they stated that one reason women out live men is that (for whatever reason) doctors think nothing of cutting a disease out of a woman but seem to consider a man’s body sacrosanct(sp) and will treat w drugs first… of course this was also in the dark ages of 20 years ago

  • Anonymous

    So the gouging of another person’s eyes is hysterical?

  • Anonymous

    Yes, John, sometimes it seems hysterically FUNNY   :)

  • Anonymous

    A Vietnamese friend called me today to tell me about this article. He said you can’t trust these people. LOL

  • Prominent Prozac

    Stop hatin’ :P

  • Gee

     Have you forgotten where your at? I wasn’t talking about gouging anyone’s eyes out.  I am pretty certain that there would be  jokes around that too.

  • Anonymous

    Unless you have the new drug resistant variant of gonorrhea, that is.

  • Anonymous

    Unless you have the new drug resistant variant of gonorrhea, that is.

  • Anonymous

     Because every woman watching doesn’t cringe and grab their crotch in sympathy pain when you nail a chick between the legs.
    Still hurts the chick, of course, but you just don’t get the same level of “OHHHH owww” from the audience that you get with men.

  • Anonymous

    Exactly.  If i was a guy and had my dick cut off- I would want a permanent Dilaudid IV.

  • Anonymous

    She must laugh hysterically when it happens to her son.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kennyhackett Kenny Hackett

    ewww.

  • Anonymous

    I have always dreamed of doing this…but don’t want to mess up my disposal…how would I explain the mess to my plumber?

  • Anonymous

    Wonder if he will have to pee sitting down now…Such an inconvenience, especially when you have to pee and puke at the same time.  Which takes priority?

  • Anonymous

    Chicken bones/ chicken parts.  It explains everything.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Cookie?

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    mine gets that reaction on the buss..:D

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    My sinks across from my toilet, i pee sitting down when i can, its relaxing and keeps the cats from batting at the stream or looking into the stool when the lid is up.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    My sinks across from my toilet, i pee sitting down when i can, its relaxing and keeps the cats from batting at the stream or looking into the stool when the lid is up.

  • barryloose

    if any women wanted to put my penis and even my balls in a food processor i would let them but with out cuttin them off i rather feel them being shreded off.