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LYNNWOOD, Wash. - A man has been arrested after he allegedly kicked in the door of his ex-girlfriend’s home, then used some hair clippers to partially shave her head.

A 911 call was made last Friday in which a woman was reporting her ex-boyfriend was trying to get into her home. When police arrived at the location they found the front door kicked in and a man standing in a bedroom doorway holding hair clippers.

His ex-girlfriend was found crying hysterically in a bedroom littered with her hair from the man having shaved off the hair from the right and back of the 30-year-old woman’s head. The woman told police her boyfriend had always been controlling and jealous, but that in the time right before their breakup, it had gotten worse.

Last Wednesday she said while at her ex-boyfriend’s father’s home, he had threaten to shave off her hair and even tried to shove her inside a dryer. On this day he accused her of being inside her home with another man. She hid in the bathroom and called 911 as he kicked in the door.

Once inside he reportedly grabbed her, slammed her head in a mirror and then told her that she had left him with no choice and that he was about to make her ugly for all men. That’s when he pulled out the clippers and began cutting.

The man told police that he was using methamphetamine, methadone, Xanax and Abilify that day and that he experiences delusions and hallucinations. He also told them he took the clippers with him with the intention of shearing his ex. He was placed in jail on charges of burglary and unlawful imprisonment,

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  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Nice list of drugs, shove him in a dryer set to 600 degrees..

  • Gee

    Wow! He sure sounds like a keeper. Good for her hair grows back. At least he didn’t throw acid in her  face.

  • Anonymous

    I am guessing that he is either a total nut case or just a strong willed and often misjudged man.

    My guess is that he is a total nut case. If not his ex-girlfriend then it will be his next girlfriend. Would love to see what this prince charming looks like.

    Why are their no names?

  • http://www.facebook.com/Jessica.Veltstra.Collins Jessica L. Veltstra-Collins

    What an asshole. I’m glad that she got away from him, and I hope that she gets a really good restraining order because when he gets out of jail, I have a feeling that he might try to take more than her hair off.

  • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

    He just wanted the carpet to match the drapes.

  • Anonymous

    Tweakers = dead weight

  • Anonymous

    God i hope this isn’t my son’s future girlfriend.A few years ago my son sneaked into his sister’s room while she slept and shaved her eyebrows.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Or have fido give her some doggie lovins!

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Yet again what goes thru these womens minds and can i bottle and sell it..

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    rofl, you need to teach him about the do’s and dont of shaving your girlfriend Published by I.P. Freeley and Hugh Jorganson Phd in Hairstyling.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    My ex did this to herself to get back at me, cause i loved her hair,.. the ladies at the hair salon were hoe-rrofied

  • Anonymous

    I find a woman with a bald head sexay.  I find the mannican’s head without a body even more attractive.  I might go on ebay to see if I can buy 1.

  • Anonymous

    That’s what I thought, too. We spend too much time on this site…

  • Gee

     Yes Deety we do…..

  • Hekate

    O.O

  • LeaveMeBe

    Hehe! When you say this out loud it sounds like “Yes (in)deedy we do.” Sorry, that just hit my funny spot. :)

  • Anonymous

    Abilify?  for some reason that cracks me up when placed with that other list of drugs.  hmmmm-Meth?  check, Methadone? check, Xanax, check and oh yeah my doctor wanted me to take Abilify along with these other meds…….

  • Hekate

    hahahahhaha!!!

  • LeaveMeBe

    If it’s any consolation, it would be your son’s future ex-girlfriend. And I hope you let your daughter torture him just a little bit.

  • Hekate

    so i wonder if this jack ass will get cited for hairstyling without a license in addition to all the other charges he’s managed to rack up???

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jermaine-Wilson/100000441755794 Jermaine Wilson

    This is a friend of mine.. His Name is Nick O’Hara.. He has mental problems along with drug problems.. I find this to be HILARIOUS!!!!

  • Anonymous

    hahah!!  I can just hear the Abilify commercial now…

    “Ask your doctor if Abilify is right for you.  Please do not take Abilify with methamphetamine or methadone, as sudden side effect symptoms may occur.  Side effects include rash, fever, insanity, loss of job, obsessions over hair-free skin, violence, and anti-social behavior.”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    This is all wrong. You don’t need Abilify to make the Xanax work better. You just need to quit tweaking and I’m pretty sure you won’t even need the Xanax then!
    dunderhead!

  • FrikkenFrak

    You know you’re a piece of shit when you’ve got to say “My methamphetamine, methadone, Xanax and Abilify made me do it”

  • FrikkenFrak

    No, you don’t need Abilify to make the Xanex work better.  But you DO need Methadone.  Methadone and Xanex taken together are, apparently, a high akin to heroin.  At least, that’s what I learned from watching an episode of Intervention last night. 

  • FrikkenFrak

    You are calling him a friend? 

    So I have to ask….what exactly do you find hilarious?  His drug problem, his mental problems or the fact that he assaulted someone?

  • Anonymous

    Just because you meet people in County doesn’t mean you need to be friends with them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jermaine-Wilson/100000441755794 Jermaine Wilson

    The fact that he shaved her head because he was jealous.. He’s a very jealous person who is always in and out of jail

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jermaine-Wilson/100000441755794 Jermaine Wilson

    Both of his parents are addicts and he is not far from the tree he fell off of

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jermaine-Wilson/100000441755794 Jermaine Wilson

    And she is a ex prostitute who is not a innocent little girl like the news is making her out to be.. He still crossed the line though

  • FrikkenFrak

    Jealous is when you call your ex and tell them they are a piece of crap.  THIS is something beyond jealousy.  And probably just a precursor for far worse things to be done to future women he encounters, I’d bet.

  • FrikkenFrak

    So what if she was a prostitute? Does that have any relevance to her being assaulted?

  • Anonymous

    Doesn’t matter if she’s a prostitute or a saint, She shouldn’t have been treated the way she did, PERIOD

  • WorldsTallestMidget

    I have some left over from beauty school if you’re serious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jermaine-Wilson/100000441755794 Jermaine Wilson

    She shouldn’t have treated him the way she did. If she had not fucked everyone of his friends (Except me) He might have just left her instead of humiliating her.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    being his own pharmacist adds to his charms with women..lol

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    at least he didnt try a DYE job..rofl..

  • Anonymous

    I’ll pay the shipping.  I will pm you my shipping address.  Take pay pal?

  • FrikkenFrak

    Ohhhhh, I see. So in Washington state, having intercourse with someone’s friends is grounds for assault?

  • Anonymous

    Unreal, it’s like a bad country song ” she fucked my friends so I shaved her head “. Yep infidelity always justifies assault.

  • FrikkenFrak

    lmao!

  • Anonymous

    Maybe his mental problems are because of his drug use.If you find it so funny let him slam your head into a morror and shave your head.

  • FrikkenFrak

    So, let me see if I have all your details straight:
      He’s been in and out of jail, has mental issues, uses drugs as do both his parents.
      She’s a former prostitute who screwed EVERY friend he has (except you). 

    You mentioned in your first post he’s a friend of yours.  May I ask… WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU HANGING AROUND WITH?

  • Anonymous

    yup,sounds like friend material.

  • Anonymous

    were you there, to varify this?Obviously they are not such good friends.

  • Gee

     Bwhahahaha…. Out of control

  • Gee

     Dude… Really? There is no defending this idiot. Why would you try? Who cares if she was a prostitute that only make your friend an even bigger idiot for dating her. So let me see if I have this right. He dates a prostitute and then has the nerve to be jealous.   LMAO

  • Anonymous

    Nail, hit very hard right on the head. Which fucking part of the hooker job description did he miss ?

  • Anonymous

    ” If she had not fucked everyone of his friends (Except me)…..”

    Rejection fueling your blame?

  • Anonymous

     Yeah you know I’m pretty certain hookers aren’t that picky.

     Count Rackula don’t even start with me on this.

  • Anonymous

    So you are Kevin Federline in real life?

  • Anonymous

    So you are Kevin Federline in real life?

  • Smileypants

    My first thought too!! Mine was more, “at least he didn’t cut up her face”, but same difference…..I’m sure she’s still traumatized by the whole thing, but yeah, hair grows back  =)

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    brazillian..lol

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Mordor?..hmm

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    now thats a Rack you can count on :)

  • Anonymous

    Oh but I know it’s coming anyway, le sigh.

  • pikeman

    What about Seymore Butts? You can’t forget about him. He’s the famous author of “Under The Bleachers”. He contributed to that book, give the guy some credit.

  • pikeman

    Actually, I think Jermaine is talking about our comments.

  • pikeman

    That’s what I’d do if I was really pissed at an ex girlfriend. Sneak in their house and dye their hair purple.

  • pikeman

    Sounds like some of the people I know.

  • Prominent Prozac

    I’ve had bad haircuts before,but I can’t imagine how she feels.
    Honestly this guy is funny.I like him.

  • Anonymous

    Go ahead Pike, you might as well start writing the lyrics now.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    it is going to be a long night with friends like those!

  • Anonymous

    oops mirror. :P

  • Anonymous

    I must know how this story ends…

  • Anonymous

    I really can’t help but laugh at the situation really. But on a serious note, anyone ever did that to me better pull of a disappearing act like Jimmy Hoffa cuz I’ll be building a torture chamber in my backyard, tracking your ass down, and making Ted Bundy look like an Angel of Mercy killer when I’m done. Ya don’t fuck with my hair!!!

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    its ok..

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    If i knew any prostitutes id ba a happy man.. just pay, none of that talking and being nicey nice stuff

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Or Texas..lol, watch out Pike shes handy with torture chamber 101

  • Hekate

    that makes 2 of us

  • Hekate

    what Frik said…..

  • Canuck Gramz

    I’m glad you still think he crossed the line. Because breaking down TWO doors, smashing a girl’s head into a mirror and trying to shave her, all while medicated up the wazoo is okay as long as the girl is not ” innocent”???

  • Count Rackula

    After I finish my Wikipedia article on it, I’ll forward you the link.

    …..Asshole.

    :-)

  • Count Rackula

    My ex-girlfriend had something similar happen to her (with the hair) when she was in high school. Some bitch just came up behind her and grabbed her by her pony tail and cut that shit all off right at the tie. She still came out on top because she looked cute as hell when she fixed her hair, but I was so upset for her. I wish I knew who had done that. You just don’t fuck with a bitch’s hair! You just don’t!

  • Anonymous

    Wow, and you’d think he’d learn from his parents to try & be the total opposite of what & who they were.

  • Anonymous

    When you say: ” I’m gonna do ______ so that NO ONE finds you attractive” a person you date/dated it has NOTHING to do with how they treated each other. This has to do with being an insecure, jelous, possessive, violent, selfish, sociopathic asshole. In other words whoever says this in a relationship is & will escalate things to domestic violence & maybe death if they do not get help.

    This applies to male AND females.

  • Anonymous

    One more thing, are you vilifying the victim because SHE DIDN’T SLEEP WITH YOU but she (according to you) “slept with everyone else???”

  • Anonymous

    TO the tune of “What Hurts The Most” by Rascal Flatts.

    I can take Xanax, methadone, meth & Abilifythat’s gon’ be a trip.
    I can read your facebook, all the comments; delete your account.I’ll make sure no one can call you “mine”, “baby this”, “baby that”
    “pretty girl”. Grabbed the shears, you’ll be an ugly fucker.
    Get your ass right in line cause you’re mine & it’s timeopen that fuckin’ door, twat.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    I’ll gladly deal with the charges cause you had it comming
    you were a bitch to me.
    I hope your hair grows oh so ever slowly.
    Bitch better get it right, know when I do my time, better hidebecause I’m gonna get’cha good.
    Yes this time I’ll finalize what I tried, I’ll get it right, get it linedfor an acid facial.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    Mackac I used to do this all the time as a teen. Forget writing poetry, I’d get the latest songs & change the lyrics to poke fun at people & teachers. I’m a little rusty though but I hope you enjoy it.

  • Anonymous

    TO the tune of “What Hurts The Most” by Rascal Flatts.

    I can take Xanax, methadone, meth & Abilifythat’s gon’ be a trip.
    I can read your facebook, all the comments; delete your account.I’ll make sure no one can call you “mine”, “baby this”, “baby that”
    “pretty girl”. Grabbed the shears, you’ll be an ugly fucker.
    Get your ass right in line cause you’re mine & it’s timeopen that fuckin’ door, twat.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    I’ll gladly deal with the charges cause you had it comming
    you were a bitch to me.
    I hope your hair grows oh so ever slowly.
    Bitch better get it right, know when I do my time, better hidebecause I’m gonna get’cha good.
    Yes this time I’ll finalize what I tried, I’ll get it right, get it linedfor an acid facial.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    Mackac I used to do this all the time as a teen. Forget writing poetry, I’d get the latest songs & change the lyrics to poke fun at people & teachers. I’m a little rusty though but I hope you enjoy it.

  • Anonymous

    TO the tune of “What Hurts The Most” by Rascal Flatts.

    I can take Xanax, methadone, meth & Abilifythat’s gon’ be a trip.
    I can read your facebook, all the comments; delete your account.I’ll make sure no one can call you “mine”, “baby this”, “baby that”
    “pretty girl”. Grabbed the shears, you’ll be an ugly fucker.
    Get your ass right in line cause you’re mine & it’s timeopen that fuckin’ door, twat.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    I’ll gladly deal with the charges cause you had it comming
    you were a bitch to me.
    I hope your hair grows oh so ever slowly.
    Bitch better get it right, know when I do my time, better hidebecause I’m gonna get’cha good.
    Yes this time I’ll finalize what I tried, I’ll get it right, get it linedfor an acid facial.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    Mackac I used to do this all the time as a teen. Forget writing poetry, I’d get the latest songs & change the lyrics to poke fun at people & teachers. I’m a little rusty though but I hope you enjoy it.

  • Anonymous

    TO the tune of “What Hurts The Most” by Rascal Flatts.

    I can take Xanax, methadone, meth & Abilifythat’s gon’ be a trip.
    I can read your facebook, all the comments; delete your account.I’ll make sure no one can call you “mine”, “baby this”, “baby that”
    “pretty girl”. Grabbed the shears, you’ll be an ugly fucker.
    Get your ass right in line cause you’re mine & it’s timeopen that fuckin’ door, twat.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    I’ll gladly deal with the charges cause you had it comming
    you were a bitch to me.
    I hope your hair grows oh so ever slowly.
    Bitch better get it right, know when I do my time, better hidebecause I’m gonna get’cha good.
    Yes this time I’ll finalize what I tried, I’ll get it right, get it linedfor an acid facial.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    Mackac I used to do this all the time as a teen. Forget writing poetry, I’d get the latest songs & change the lyrics to poke fun at people & teachers. I’m a little rusty though but I hope you enjoy it.

  • Anonymous

    TO the tune of “What Hurts The Most” by Rascal Flatts.

    I can take Xanax, methadone, meth & Abilifythat’s gon’ be a trip.
    I can read your facebook, all the comments; delete your account.I’ll make sure no one can call you “mine”, “baby this”, “baby that”
    “pretty girl”. Grabbed the shears, you’ll be an ugly fucker.
    Get your ass right in line cause you’re mine & it’s timeopen that fuckin’ door, twat.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    I’ll gladly deal with the charges cause you had it comming
    you were a bitch to me.
    I hope your hair grows oh so ever slowly.
    Bitch better get it right, know when I do my time, better hidebecause I’m gonna get’cha good.
    Yes this time I’ll finalize what I tried, I’ll get it right, get it linedfor an acid facial.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    Mackac I used to do this all the time as a teen. Forget writing poetry, I’d get the latest songs & change the lyrics to poke fun at people & teachers. I’m a little rusty though but I hope you enjoy it.

  • Anonymous

    TO the tune of “What Hurts The Most” by Rascal Flatts.

    I can take Xanax, methadone, meth & Abilifythat’s gon’ be a trip.
    I can read your facebook, all the comments; delete your account.I’ll make sure no one can call you “mine”, “baby this”, “baby that”
    “pretty girl”. Grabbed the shears, you’ll be an ugly fucker.
    Get your ass right in line cause you’re mine & it’s timeopen that fuckin’ door, twat.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    I’ll gladly deal with the charges cause you had it comming
    you were a bitch to me.
    I hope your hair grows oh so ever slowly.
    Bitch better get it right, know when I do my time, better hidebecause I’m gonna get’cha good.
    Yes this time I’ll finalize what I tried, I’ll get it right, get it linedfor an acid facial.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    Mackac I used to do this all the time as a teen. Forget writing poetry, I’d get the latest songs & change the lyrics to poke fun at people & teachers. I’m a little rusty though but I hope you enjoy it.

  • Anonymous

    TO the tune of “What Hurts The Most” by Rascal Flatts.

    I can take Xanax, methadone, meth & Abilifythat’s gon’ be a trip.
    I can read your facebook, all the comments; delete your account.I’ll make sure no one can call you “mine”, “baby this”, “baby that”
    “pretty girl”. Grabbed the shears, you’ll be an ugly fucker.
    Get your ass right in line cause you’re mine & it’s timeopen that fuckin’ door, twat.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    I’ll gladly deal with the charges cause you had it comming
    you were a bitch to me.
    I hope your hair grows oh so ever slowly.
    Bitch better get it right, know when I do my time, better hidebecause I’m gonna get’cha good.
    Yes this time I’ll finalize what I tried, I’ll get it right, get it linedfor an acid facial.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    Mackac I used to do this all the time as a teen. Forget writing poetry, I’d get the latest songs & change the lyrics to poke fun at people & teachers. I’m a little rusty though but I hope you enjoy it.

  • Anonymous

    TO the tune of “What Hurts The Most” by Rascal Flatts.

    I can take Xanax, methadone, meth & Abilifythat’s gon’ be a trip.
    I can read your facebook, all the comments; delete your account.I’ll make sure no one can call you “mine”, “baby this”, “baby that”
    “pretty girl”. Grabbed the shears, you’ll be an ugly fucker.
    Get your ass right in line cause you’re mine & it’s timeopen that fuckin’ door, twat.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    I’ll gladly deal with the charges cause you had it comming
    you were a bitch to me.
    I hope your hair grows oh so ever slowly.
    Bitch better get it right, know when I do my time, better hidebecause I’m gonna get’cha good.
    Yes this time I’ll finalize what I tried, I’ll get it right, get it linedfor an acid facial.

    I’ll shave it all & you will call the cops.
    But watch it fall everywhere
    & no one will like you, girl.
    They’ll call you victim, but you were cheatin’
    and not saying that you’re sorry too
    added to my fire, fuel.

    Mackac I used to do this all the time as a teen. Forget writing poetry, I’d get the latest songs & change the lyrics to poke fun at people & teachers. I’m a little rusty though but I hope you enjoy it.

  • Anonymous

    Are by any chance a black female with a just done hair relaxing treatment!???

  • Anonymous

    Are by any chance a black female with a just done hair relaxing treatment!???

  • Anonymous

    Are by any chance a black female with a just done hair relaxing treatment!???

  • Anonymous

    Are by any chance a black female with a just done hair relaxing treatment!???

  • Anonymous

    Are by any chance a black female with a just done hair relaxing treatment!???

  • Anonymous

    Are by any chance a black female with a just done hair relaxing treatment!???

  • Anonymous

    Are by any chance a black female with a just done hair relaxing treatment!???

  • Anonymous

    Are by any chance a black female with a just done hair relaxing treatment!???

  • Anonymous

    Loved it, I used to do the same, don’t think I did it this well though. Alright I forgive you for the picture.

  • Anonymous

    Wow so it’s true, they really do let anyone write on Wikipedia.

  • Anonymous

    You can count on me depending on the subject to rewrite it into a song. The only thing is I don’t know certain genres of music, like Celtic or like emo or like Indian bollywood types of songs though.

  • Anonymous

    “Lose Control” K-Fed

    And I married a supasta!Never commin’ between us, no matta who ya are!Das right just get it
    let you in it make ya lose control
    dis is dat hip hop flava mixed wit a lil’ bit o’ rock & roll
    Grab yo’ chickpark yo’ whip
    you kno how it goes
    I got dat shit I got them beats that’ll make ya lose control

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Huh. I don’t stay conscious long enough on Xanex to warrant taking methadone to get me high with the Xanex.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    I feel sorry for your girlfriend, Tanya. She’s gonna wake up with a shaved head someday, isn’t she?

  • Hekate

    oh gods i’m laughing so hard my sides hurt

  • Anonymous

    Hmmmm….I think I may regret that comment.

  • pikeman

    Damn, if I would have seen this earlier and I wasn’t so tired, I would have.

    What do you get when you play country music backwards?
    You get your wife back, you get your dog back, and you get a fresh beer.
     

  • pikeman

    Well, that took the pressure off of me.

    All I could think of was:
    She fucked my friend, so I grabbed the shears
    I started shaving her head, and made sure to get behind her ears
    She caused me such heart break, and so many tears
    Now all I do is cry and drink beers

  • pikeman

    Yeah, I’m pretty sure. You might want to think about heading back to Lithuania.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    ///Those mannequin head seams are nasty!!

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    just dont make the kids in class sing that thar tune

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    they feel left out

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    they feel left out

  • Anonymous

    I really liked that book. Very inspirational. Another good read is “Overpopulation In China” by Wee Fuckem Yung.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    lmmfao

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Some bitch I knew in high school had a water balloon with Nair in it thrown at her hair during Homecoming week when we were freshman. Fucking skank had it coming. I laughed so so hard when she had to show up to school with bald patches the following Monday. I think even my dad would have let me stay home from school for that!

  • pikeman

    How about “The Big Phallus” by another famous Chinese author, One Hung Lo?

  • Sangelia

    I hope you punished your son for doing that to his sister.
    .
    otherwise your son unfortunately learned that it is ok to do that to females.

  • Sangelia

    from the sounds of various other news sites. he ASSUMED that she was sleeping around on him.
    .
    the jerk is a control freak. that type of personality tends to kill folks they think as property, especially women. like that one Dunne girl from the Poltergeist movie was killed by her exboyfriend.