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Woman Charged With Using Facebook To Hire Hit ManPHILADELPHIA, PA – A 20-year-old woman is in jail after police say she solicited a hit man on Facebook to kill her ex.

The internet can be used for everything nowadays and finding someone to take out your ex-boyfriend is no exception. London Elay allegedly posted a status on Facebook offering $1,000 to kill her ex boyfriend, who is also the father of her child. The post showed up last month and stated “I will pay somebody a stack to kill my baby father.”

What’s surprising, but sadly isn’t, is that she got a taker. Timothy Bynum,18, responded with “say no more….what he look like?…. where he be at?” After Eley provided an address and description of her ex-boyfriend, Bynum then allegedly informed Elay he will “need dat stack 1st” and “ima mop that bull.” [my new pickup line -Morbid]

The ex-boyfriend notified police, likely saving his own life, after his aunt saw the messages on Facebook.

Officers who searched Bynum’s home found a .22-caliber handgun with the serial number destroyed. Eley is charged with solicitation to commit murder and Bynum is charged with attempted murder and conspiracy.

Neither has posted bail, although Bynum’s mother claims her son is innocent and she’s hiring him a lawyer. Good luck with that. Unfortunately for Elay, she didn’t have a notarized letter dated prior to the post stating it was all a joke. I don’t think she’ll be getting off the hook for this one.

 

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  • Anonymous

    What an idiot. Everyone knows you use Facebook for soliciting underage sex, and Craigslist for hiring hitmen. Sheesh. 

  • Gee

    She is a fucking idiot! Amazing someone could be so stupid as to post this on their status and then worse the plan gets laid out right there. She is so stupid that it feels like she is hardly a danger.
    Just sayin…..

  • guillotinegirl

    She should’ve tried LinkedIn and searched for professional cleaners instead.

  • guillotinegirl

    For those of you with nefarious plans and cash on hand, feel free to friend me on FB. I currently accept Paypal and will gladly accept payment before disappearing quietly into the night.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    Ahah!.. an expert, this story made me laugh my ass off

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    Facebook had rid the world of a lot of stupid people. Thank you FB!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    Facebook had rid the world of a lot of stupid people. Thank you FB!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    Facebook had rid the world of a lot of stupid people. Thank you FB!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    Facebook had rid the world of a lot of stupid people. Thank you FB!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    Facebook had rid the world of a lot of stupid people. Thank you FB!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    Facebook had rid the world of a lot of stupid people. Thank you FB!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    Facebook had rid the world of a lot of stupid people. Thank you FB!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    Facebook had rid the world of a lot of stupid people. Thank you FB!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    Facebook had rid the world of a lot of stupid people. Thank you FB!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    Facebook had rid the world of a lot of stupid people. Thank you FB!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    Facebook had rid the world of a lot of stupid people. Thank you FB!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    Facebook had rid the world of a lot of stupid people. Thank you FB!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    Facebook had rid the world of a lot of stupid people. Thank you FB!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JBQXGZYIPF5YE63SFOZX5P3GCY Heaven

    “Tim So Raw Bynum”
    Oh yeah honey, you are gonna find something raw alright…BAHHHHH!!!! That’s hilarious!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JBQXGZYIPF5YE63SFOZX5P3GCY Heaven

    “Tim So Raw Bynum”
    Oh yeah honey, you are gonna find something raw alright…BAHHHHH!!!! That’s hilarious!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JBQXGZYIPF5YE63SFOZX5P3GCY Heaven

    “Tim So Raw Bynum”
    Oh yeah honey, you are gonna find something raw alright…BAHHHHH!!!! That’s hilarious!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JBQXGZYIPF5YE63SFOZX5P3GCY Heaven

    “Tim So Raw Bynum”
    Oh yeah honey, you are gonna find something raw alright…BAHHHHH!!!! That’s hilarious!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JBQXGZYIPF5YE63SFOZX5P3GCY Heaven

    “Tim So Raw Bynum”
    Oh yeah honey, you are gonna find something raw alright…BAHHHHH!!!! That’s hilarious!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JBQXGZYIPF5YE63SFOZX5P3GCY Heaven

    “Tim So Raw Bynum”
    Oh yeah honey, you are gonna find something raw alright…BAHHHHH!!!! That’s hilarious!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JBQXGZYIPF5YE63SFOZX5P3GCY Heaven

    “Tim So Raw Bynum”
    Oh yeah honey, you are gonna find something raw alright…BAHHHHH!!!! That’s hilarious!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JBQXGZYIPF5YE63SFOZX5P3GCY Heaven

    “Tim So Raw Bynum”
    Oh yeah honey, you are gonna find something raw alright…BAHHHHH!!!! That’s hilarious!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JBQXGZYIPF5YE63SFOZX5P3GCY Heaven

    “Tim So Raw Bynum”
    Oh yeah honey, you are gonna find something raw alright…BAHHHHH!!!! That’s hilarious!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JBQXGZYIPF5YE63SFOZX5P3GCY Heaven

    “Tim So Raw Bynum”
    Oh yeah honey, you are gonna find something raw alright…BAHHHHH!!!! That’s hilarious!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JBQXGZYIPF5YE63SFOZX5P3GCY Heaven

    “Tim So Raw Bynum”
    Oh yeah honey, you are gonna find something raw alright…BAHHHHH!!!! That’s hilarious!!!

  • Anonymous

    How can any one person be so very stoopid?

  • Anonymous

    I’m surprised she didn’t just kill him by having him say Candyman in the mirror three times. I mean she got so good at killing that way in her first few movies. Of course she gets caught when she tries to change her methods and involve dumbasses on the internet.

  • Anonymous

    Wish the title would’ve read: “Woman Charged With Using Facebook To Hire Unlicensed Plastic Surgeon For Bulbous Nose Job.”

  • Anonymous

    Wow, I mean he could’ve at least paid her child support & THAT WAY she would’ve REALLY FUCKED HIM OVER.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    She be so edcated that I shocked she try dis shit on facebook. In her group she prolly find dis edcated studman hers self.

  • Anonymous

    Apparently Tim “So Raw” Bynum may be out on bail. This is his latest status update “happy to be home got booked on some over some nut ass shit but da cops took my phone so inbox yall numbers ill hit u up tonitee if u wanna talk” …….fucking dumbasses

  • Wanderer

    All we have to do is send him an inbox message? I may take him up on that offer… I’m sure he could use some money to flee the state… I have a few odd jobs that may suit him.

    Unless, of course, da cops jacked his gat an now he can’t git uh motha fuckin job moppin up dat bull fer me, ya heard?

  • Anonymous

    Ya can’t fix stupid!  and it doesn’t surprise me at all the 2 (!) dumbfucks can find eachother on FB.  There’s plenty of fish…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/edward.hickey Edward Hickey

    Almost a perfect crime, next time try Kijiji instead lol

  • Anonymous

    again–how stupid can one be!!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    Do you play Castle age and Frontierville? lol

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    thems par for the course, word

  • guillotinegirl

    No. I may have no life but I do have some pride.

  • Anonymous

    Pride yes, I believe that, I think you’re crazier than a shit house rat, but I certainly believe you have pride.

  • Wildheart

    Word!

  • guillotinegirl

    You think I’m crazy? I thought my posts were proof enough of my insanity.

  • Anonymous

    No trust me, I know you’re crazy, I just wasn’t sure what kind of weapons they allow you to  keep in that place. I was erring on the side of caution.

  • KBunnie

    Im not understanding why she didnt unfriend all of her ex’s relatives and friends 1st! Hello! Tink-E-Toe a little!

  • pikeman and company

    This is a week old story, but I noticed it and had to point something out here no one else said. I’m not being racist here, but this bitch is BLACK! Is it because her mugshot is shaded, or is she really that dark? Fuck, she could have stripped naked and crept through the night and did the damn hit herself. No one would have seen a thing.

    Damn, that bitch is darker than the darkest of nights!

  • pikeman and company

    Damn, I looked again, and I’m fascinated now. Even her lips are black. I mean, she’s Ebony. I’ll bet she has one dark vagina. I’ll bet her areoleas are like a solar eclipse. Damn, she is BLACK! I’m totally intrigued.

  • pikeman and company

    “I need dat stack 1st” “Ima mop that bull” “What he look like? where he be at?”

    This is some serious ghetto shit. Word, Bynum. Now yo inside the greybar wit yo homies, Dawg. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001305001666 How Bob

    Poor a** dumb a** ‘N’-word boy,( timothy barnum&baily bynum),,first of all,,,going to kill someone that he daoesn`t even know,,,and hasn`t done anything to him either,,secondly, the girl is a cowardly-welfare-whore,no doubt,,,and is now in big trouble,,lol,idiot trick !