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Hamilton, NZ – Given that New Zealand is a relatively industrialized and advanced culture, it is not necessary to exclude it from the happenings reported on D’D.  So, it is with great pleasure that I report to you that the fine artwork of pranksters at Fairfield College in Hamilton, New Zealand – namely, the huge crop-circle-esque penises etched into the college lawns two years ago which were recently discovered to have been immortalized by Google Earth.

A New Zealand local, David McQuoid, discovered the images while scanning the neighbourhood online looking for a property.

“At first I thought it was a large piece of art work,” he said.  Well… it is.

Acting principal Gerhard van Dyk (pronounced “dike” ya’ smartasses) is reported to have said that it was hard enough to deal with when the prank was pulled back in 2009.  The artwork was done with vegitation killer.  As such, it slowly and irreversibly revealed itself.

“There’s not really much we could do about it,” said van Dyk. “The caretaker took some more weedkiller and tried to camouflage it a bit.”

Nobody was caught so no discipline was ever meted out.  After time, the memory of the huge penises faded.  Until now…  Principal van Dyk has said he would contact Google about the image in a bid to have it changed.

Also, since pranks are an accepted part of the UK and European academic cultures that New Zealand practices, it is not expected that – even in the event of a perpetrator being identified – that anyone will be facing felony charges or have their college degrees rescinded.

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  • Anonymous

    This made my day. I’m laughing so hard that tears are flowing.

  • Anonymous

    Too bad they only made dicks.  I would have totally made boobs and vaginas as well.

  • Anonymous

    Too bad they only made dicks.  I would have totally made boobs and vaginas as well.

  • Anonymous

    Too bad they only made dicks.  I would have totally made boobs and vaginas as well.

  • Anonymous

    Too bad they only made dicks.  I would have totally made boobs and vaginas as well.

  • Anonymous

    Too bad they only made dicks.  I would have totally made boobs and vaginas as well.

  • Anonymous

    Too bad they only made dicks.  I would have totally made boobs and vaginas as well.

  • Anonymous

    Too bad they only made dicks.  I would have totally made boobs and vaginas as well.

  • Anonymous

    If this had happened in Indiana they would have called out the Air Force to ensure this wasn’t the start of an alien invasion, and then beheaded the student responsible. 

  • Anonymous

    Those pervy friggen aliens…

  • Anonymous

    Those pervy friggen aliens…

  • Anonymous

    Those pervy friggen aliens…

  • Anonymous

    Fertilizer works quite well too.

    Just sayin’.

    –Al
     

  • Hekate

    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… oh gods i just shot bloody mary out my nose!!!!

  • LeaveMeBe

    BFD. You can see dicks on google earth all the time, especially in the Washington DC area.

  • aka jas

    This is my favorite thing today. :.)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    hey i resemble that remark..

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    hilarious! jolly good job..

  • Anonymous

    You look like a pervy alien?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    on some days.. i think its the tinfoil suit

  • Anonymous

    Who doesn’t love google?!?

  • Anonymous

    In 2000 I went to the Presidential Classroom in DC & all I saw was phallic monuments. I was like: This city is full of dicks! It’s like one big ODE TO THE COCK. All of the monuments dick shaped, paid for by the US government.

  • Anonymous

    Great! If the aliens look at us now, we’ll be huge penises… maybe they were shooting for a alien deterrent by drawing a huge dick you can see almost from outter space.Aliens’d be like: ” I don’t wanna go there, even the hillbillies we “abduct” are smarter than this, if we abduct them they’re so stupid they think their genitalia is funny. THEY DIDN’T EVEN DRAW THE FUR THAT COVERS THE PART!”

    They should’ve made some cum outta the head & DEF. draw some pubic hair. DO IT RIGHT!!!

  • Anonymous

    Are people still bothered about looking at genitals in public art? This is like vegetation graffiti.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Haha! I wasn’t even thinking of all the monuments, but you are right. I was thinking of all the politicians.

  • Anonymous

    Hell of a lot funnier than crop circles. 

    But ya know, it could have been a huge dick-shaped spaceship…

  • malq

    Bet there wouldn’t have been a problem if it was a vagina. And rightfully so.

  • Anonymous

     If it was a vaj maybe we could finally journey to the center of the Earth.

  • hookerpie

    To Funny!!!!  I wish they would do some shit like this in my town.  I’d love it.  Maybe I can get the crazy shirtless  dude that walks around the neighborhood all the time to make good use of himself.

    Here ya go crazy shirtless dude  take this vegetation killer and go make me some penis over in that field!!!!

  • guillotinegirl

    “My dick is so big you have to go to google maps to see it in its entirety.”

  • Anonymous

    And it seems less like vandalism, because you are not killing anything……

  • Anonymous

    The groundskeeper took weed killer and tried to draw a condom over it?