Battle Ground, WA – Some teens in Washington have found themselves in a bit of trouble after getting caught shooting a cat in a drive-by, then later admitting to shooting up to 50 cats in a similar fashion all around the Battle Ground area.
Their efforts to rid the world of these evil creatures was thwarted on Sunday after they were pulled over by police who were called to the area after a cat had just been shot. The vehicle contained three idiot teenagers, two .22-caliber rifles (one which was loaded) and several hundred rounds of ammunition.
The two 16-year-olds and one 17-year-0ld were taken into custody and booked into juvenile detention on charges of drive-by shooting, unlawful discharge of a firearm, animal cruelty and possession of a loaded weapon in a vehicle. Once in custody, the boys started singing, admitting to shooting at least 50 cats in and out of the city limits. They are each being held on $25,000 bond.
The cat that was shot on Sunday belonged to Tina, who just had one of her other cats, Nellie, shot in the throat last month. Lucy, the last cat these morons shot, got hit in the head. Since these are evil creatures that need holy water and a priest to send them back to the depths from which they came, both cats survived.
“It’s (an) outrage,” Tina said. “Do these kids even realize what they’re doing? They’re shooting at people’s homes with people inside. There are children inside – babies. I realize they are young, dumb and stupid – it made me hate living here.”
BTW, do not attempt to use a Bible to get rid of a cat. I tried, as can be seen here, but the damned thing just mocked me with its boredom and then later pissed on my rug.
Tags: Animal Cruelty, cat, Crime, Shooting, teen, Washington