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Woman Charged After Beating Toddler That Ate Her PotTampa, FL – India Couch, 22, is facing drug and child abuse charges after police say she smacked her 1-year-old daughter with a shoe for nommin’ on her pot stash.

Police say the child was left unsupervised for a time Sunday morning, and after finding the stash in mom’s purse, chowed down on an undisclosed amount of the drug. After Couch realized the kid had ingested the weed, she proceeded to smack the kid with a sandal, leaving three welts on the child’s arm.

When another adult in the home tried to intervene, Couch reportedly picked up a 5 lb. dumbbell and hit him in the back and chest, causing minor injuries.

She’s been booked on charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and possession of cannabis, and is being held without bail in the Hillsborough County Jail.

Huh, the Couch really did do it this time…

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  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Is this something that needs to be taught when parents are leaving the hospital after the baby is born?  Is “keep your fucking pot out of reach of your children” that hard a rule to remember?

  • guillotinegirl

    Her pot smoking seems to adversely affect her hair styling skills.

  • Anonymous

    I know right?
    don’t fucking hit your child when you didn’t hide your pot. It’s your fault, not hers. Too bad she has you as a mother.

  • Anonymous

    There has to be a joke somewhere in this child abuser’s name.

    Where do you keep your loose change?  In d ahhhhh… couch.

    I know, lame.

  • Anonymous

    There has to be a joke somewhere in this child abuser’s name.

    Where do you keep your loose change?  In d ahhhhh… couch.

    I know, lame.

  • Anonymous

    There has to be a joke somewhere in this child abuser’s name.

    Where do you keep your loose change?  In d ahhhhh… couch.

    I know, lame.

  • Anonymous

    How can they charge her with possession? The kid ate it all……

  • Anonymous

    nasty ass i hope they never give this child back…wow!

  • Anonymous

    nasty ass i hope they never give this child back…wow!

  • Anonymous

    If it was it would read:Dos & Don’ts of Drug Use & Baby Rearing:

    1. If you have drugs, DON’T SHARE THEM WITH YOUR CHILDREN. They are already eating off you, DON’T let them take your high too.

    2.  Keep your stash away from the children as they might: sell it for candy, eat it, or play with it & it will go to waste AND YOU WON’T GET TO USE IT.

    3.  DRUGS WILL NOT MAKE YOUR SICK CHILD BETTER. They are only good for you. Again, don’t share the drugs.

    4.  If you are going on a bender, leave your kids with someone responsible that won’t sexually/physically abuse them so that if they survive they WON’t steal your drugs to use them. Yet again, DON’T SHARE.

    5.  If you really need to take a hit, make sure the child is: Clean, fed & watered, away from the family pet(s) & asleep in his own bed alone and lock the door (only the door lock , DO NOT ADD CHAINS OR ANYTHING ELSE TO THAT DOOR FOR IT TO LOCK).  That way you can count on at least 10-12hrs of a good hit.  If the child wakes up while you are hitting it STOP.  Call someone responsible to take the kid with them for a few hours & keep hittin’ it.

    6.  Keep all your drug usage instruments away from the kids so that they won’t ruin/lose them & then you can’t take a hit.

    7.  And last but not least, if you didn’t want the kid in the first place but waere too high to close your legs or put on a condom or couldn’t decide to buy the pill or drugs so you bought the drugs: LEAVE THE BABY AT THE HOSPITAL & sign papers that have the words: GIVE THIS KID UP FOR ADOPTION.  Make sure you put  PUT A CHECK MARK IN THAT BOX, so they don’t make you take the kid home & interrupt the I’m-Not-Preggerz-Anymore bender.

    That panphlet will definatedly speak as if the drug use was great, with no fancy/smart words & in shorter sentences. It also has to be made read out loud to a nurse cause you can spot stupidity a mile away (in case they want to keep the baby, then they can be persuaded not to keep the baby, which can be easy since they’re stupid). MOM AND DAD have to read it separatedly. All of this because if you use drugs, get pregnant & then decide to use drugs after giving birth you are a selfish asshole, even if you are the father.

  • Anonymous

    Read this in the forum…

    This “woman” (no woman or man worth their salt would ever hit a child) looks like a ugly linebacker for the NFL.

  • Anonymous

    I guess it’s good that it wasn’t crack, but still…. so, why was a one-year old unsupervised? Why did she leave her purse lying around here the kid could get it? Why did she have pot just lying around loose in her purse? Why doesn’t she have enough common sense to realize that a baby is mentally (and pretty much physically) unable to have any self control?

    Sterilize this black Pippi Longstocking. Do it NOW! before she has a chance to pop out a few dozen more.
     

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    look on her mugshots priceless,the

  • Anonymous

    She needs to be permantly benched…I mean couched!

  • Anonymous

    If you don’t beat the hell out of people when they do something wrong, how will they know that they did something wrong?

    I guess she will learn the answer in prison.

  • Anonymous

    Maybe if she kept her pot there the kid wouldn’t be eating it.

  • Anonymous

    I like the idea, but I’m not sure how effective a pamphlet would be. Druggies would surely lose it. Perhaps we could print this on labels and attach them to the babies? Like those tags on mattresses. 

    While we’re at it, we should legalize drugs, and require that condoms are included with every purchase. 

  • Anonymous

    I know, they should charge the kid.  :-p

  • Count Rackula

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  • Count Rackula

    This tag may not be removed under penalty of law except by the consumer…er… parent.

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  • Wildheart

    Huh, the Couch really did do it this time…

    That made me LOL :)

  • pikeman

    She kept her pot between her cushions.

  • pikeman

    This just goes to show you, smoking weed can turn you into an abusive couch potato.

  • http://musclegrown.jigsy.com Darrell FIne

    Florida… ALWAYS THE RETARDS FROM FLORIDA….. And they all seem to breed… bastards…. It’s damn near enough to run me outta here and go to Tennessee. I can’t stand stupidity and Florida is just too full of it these days.

  • Wicked Smilee

    She needs to teach that baby not to Bogart!

  • Anonymous

    Every time my dogs get too close to my pot, I tell them the same thing: You want pot—get a job.

    However, as they do not seem to retain this tidbit, I hide it. Think it works the same for toddlers. And when my dog has gotten the pot, I never beat the dog, I give myself the face palm.

  • Anonymous

    “After Couch realized the kid had ingested the weed, she proceeded to smack the kid with a sandal, leaving three welts on the child’s arm.”

    Well…at least the kid didn’t feel it?  Or at least I hope so, LOL.   I can just see a very high one-year-old giggling like mad after getting smacked on the arm…because that’s what happens to me when I medicate.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZLFGIW4ZS3OA2MTHM4FMFBHUVM Ariana L

    Well, what did she expect putting them in brownies?

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