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Everett, WA — Members of the Jackson High School cheerleading squad have been suspended after it was revealed that they were conducting initiation rituals that required the new members to wear diapers and then be squirted with squirt guns and hit with flying hot dogs.

Oh, the humanity.

The Everett School District suspended several cheerleaders, saying they violated the athletic code of conduct which prohibits hazing.

School officials released a statement that said, “When students make poor choices, it is disappointing to us, just as it is disappointing to parents. We hope, as parents do, that each action with appropriate consequences is a positive learning experience.”

Fellow students registered the expected outrage.

“No one’s died from getting hit in the face with a sausage,” one student said.

It was reported that several parents of the cheerleaders met with school officials on Thursday, but the suspensions were not overturned. This, of course, means that the suspended girls will be spending their next days at home, reflecting on their poor judgement and fielding cash offers from porn websites worldwide to recreate the scene.

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  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Mmmmmm….hot dogs.

  • http://twitter.com/noeljones1972 Christy Jones

    A lotta things happen here in Wa. I guess you can’t humiliate your peers anymore, even if it is a pledge. They shouldn’t have put the diapers on em..

  • http://twitter.com/noeljones1972 Christy Jones

    A lotta things happen here in Wa. I guess you can’t humiliate your peers anymore, even if it is a pledge. They shouldn’t have put the diapers on em..

  • Wicked Smilee

    Getting hit in the face with “sausage” is what cheerleaders do best!  Goooo team.

  • Northern pike

    Awesome picture, kniption.

    Does your weiner dog do cheerleading tricks?

    “I’m a weiner dog cheerleader, Rah Rah Rah!”
    “If you don’t cheer for us I’ll ankle bite you! Siss Boom Bah!”

  • Northern pike

    Awesome picture, kniption.

    Does your weiner dog do cheerleading tricks?

    “I’m a weiner dog cheerleader, Rah Rah Rah!”
    “If you don’t cheer for us I’ll ankle bite you! Siss Boom Bah!”

  • Northern pike

    It’s an ankle biting, ass knipping wiener dog cheerleeder.

  • Northern pike

    Damn, that is funny!

  • Northern pike

    Man, I laughed a long time over that comment.

    “Yeah, baby, I told you I was gonna do this if we won that basketball game.” *flop* *slap* *slap*

    “Oh, yeah, Bobby, slap me with your wiener!”

    *slap* *slap*

    THAT’S HAWT!!!

    I need to go to bed.

  • Anonymous

    I haven’t read the article yet but the title sounds like an awesome joke.

  • Anonymous

    Surprise, surprise the parents of the damned popular crowd think their wonderful/horrid creature/kids need punishment. FUCK THE POPULAR CROWD.

  • Anonymous

    I’m gonna let the hubby read the article, then your comment & we’re tucking the kids into bed @ 6pm tonight…

  • Anonymous

    I’m gonna let the hubby read the article, then your comment & we’re tucking the kids into bed @ 6pm tonight…

  • Anonymous

    I want my ass slam dunked!

  • Anonymous

    Hazing is really an S&M act and all participants are willing to be a part of it and able to stop it.

  • Anonymous

    Perhaps that is so, but it gets difficult when the code word is OMG.

  • Anonymous

    “No one’s died from getting hit in the face with a sausage,” one student said.  But in a strange turn of events, Stacey (leader of the squad), did wind up pregnant.

  • Anonymous

    By having a sausage slapped against her face?  ;)

  • Anonymous

    Smartass :)

  • Anonymous

    Smartass :)

  • guillotinegirl

    This isn’t that bad. We had Slave Week at our high school, where every senior got his own freshman. Every day had a different theme but the best was baby day when we dressed our freshmen as babies and during lunch we held tricycle races and baby food eating contests. I picked out such disgusting baby food that my slave threw up so I didn’t win, but who cares, it was hilarious.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EAZLPSZJHATVPGGISOX34HBKGM Miles

    So it’s perfectly acceptable to do that to another person? To ‘encourage’ them to fit in by making them humiliate themselves and throw up, just to be accepted? Gods my life. Glad I didn’t go to your high school. I may have been bullied, punched and taunted, but I would never pay humiliation as a price to’fit in’.
    PS. I now have four degrees and a PhD. Who says that the geek won’t inherit the earth?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EAZLPSZJHATVPGGISOX34HBKGM Miles

    So it’s perfectly acceptable to do that to another person? To ‘encourage’ them to fit in by making them humiliate themselves and throw up, just to be accepted? Gods my life. Glad I didn’t go to your high school. I may have been bullied, punched and taunted, but I would never pay humiliation as a price to’fit in’.
    PS. I now have four degrees and a PhD. Who says that the geek won’t inherit the earth?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EAZLPSZJHATVPGGISOX34HBKGM Miles

    So it’s perfectly acceptable to do that to another person? To ‘encourage’ them to fit in by making them humiliate themselves and throw up, just to be accepted? Gods my life. Glad I didn’t go to your high school. I may have been bullied, punched and taunted, but I would never pay humiliation as a price to’fit in’.
    PS. I now have four degrees and a PhD. Who says that the geek won’t inherit the earth?

  • guillotinegirl

    Being the sadist I am, it had everything to do with exerting control over another human being and nothing to do with encouraging them to fit in.

    Yeah, I’ve been bullied too, but I always fought back. There is nothing humiliating about standing up for one’s self and I have never cared about fitting in. It’s called having self-esteem and it’s too bad more people don’t have it.

  • Anonymous

    gg’s sadism aside, i took her post to be more an indication of how times have changed.  she draws attention to the fact that what we consider to be hazing now was accepted – if not encouraged – by institutions not so long ago.

    i’ll add that it’s a shame that your treatment in high school left you so bitter that you feel the need to brag about your accomplishments to people who truly do not care.  …and i mean that sincerely.  we *truly* do not care. 

  • Anonymous

    We *truly* do not care.  Excellent point (in response to Miles).

  • Athena

    Who says?  LMAO.  Perhaps the painful lack of hard sciences majors juxtaposed with more Communications, Women’s Studies and Psychology majors than the world will EVER NEED? :P

    “Slave Week” is a relatively common occurrence at high schools across the country.  The participants are willing and I’ve never heard of it getting out of hand.  I had no interest in participating as a freshman… so I didn’t.  Some things are just that simple.

  • http://www.facebook.com/edward.hickey Edward Hickey

     the sheer evil of this crime is unspeakable and I hope theres video lol

  • FrikkenFrak

    “No one’s died from getting hit in the face with a sausage,” one student said.

    Ahh…so as long as nobody dies, it’s do what you please.  What a dumbass. 

  • FrikkenFrak

    I’ve found that, eventually, the tables turn on most things.  I hate to say it, but in time, everyone gets a taste of the dish they give out. Not trying to knock you here, just making an observation that no one goes through life being cruel without eventually getting it served back.  I’ve yet to find on person to whom there is exception.

  • FrikkenFrak

    I’ve found that, eventually, the tables turn on most things.  I hate to say it, but in time, everyone gets a taste of the dish they give out. Not trying to knock you here, just making an observation that no one goes through life being cruel without eventually getting it served back.  I’ve yet to find on person to whom there is exception.

  • FrikkenFrak

    I’ve found that, eventually, the tables turn on most things.  I hate to say it, but in time, everyone gets a taste of the dish they give out. Not trying to knock you here, just making an observation that no one goes through life being cruel without eventually getting it served back.  I’ve yet to find on person to whom there is exception.

  • Count Rackula

    Do you let your husband read your comments? I always imagine you caught up in some sort of 24/7 fuckfest at your house because you are so horny all the time. You’re my kinda girl, though. No hate. :P

  • Count Rackula

    I can see why this is fucked up, but I think I’ll save my sincere outrage for the hazing stories that get turned into Lifetime movies… the ones where people actually die. If you don’t want to get hazed, don’t try to join their douchey establishment. Jqkia and Athena are right, typically you do not have to participate if you don’t want to. Simple.

  • Anonymous

    LMAO! He mostly knows what I write, and I WISH it was 24/7 sex frenzy… it’s cause I don’t get much with the kids, the dogs, the husband that works for 10 days in a row & 4 days off, the taking the dogs out at 5:30am & believe it or not, in the summer my sex life depends on how hot it’s outside since we don’t have a/c.

  • Anonymous

    When squirt guns are outlawed only outlaws will have squirt guns.