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Man, 81, Charged After Pulling Gun On Wife, 29Port St. Lucie, FL — Giovanni Presutti was taken into custody earlier this week after his much younger wife accused him of pulling a gun on her.

According to the arrest affidavit, the proverbial shit hit the fan soon after Presutti accused his wife of having an affair. At one point during the heated argument, Presutti reportedly yelled, “I want to kill you and the children.”

The crusty old codger headed for the garage with his wife at his heels. Once there, Presutti allegedly pushed the woman to the floor and retrieved a gun from a nearby desk. The woman said her husband pointed the weapon at her, drew the slide back and said, “Now I want to kill you.”

The woman told police she ran from the garage, grabbed the couple’s two young sons and went to the bedroom where she called 911.

When police arrived, the gun was found in the garage with four rounds inside, the hammer pulled back and the safety mechanism in the off position. Presutti was found in his car a few blocks away from the residence.

Charged with aggravated assault, domestic battery and child neglect, Presutti remains behind bars on $510,000 bail.

Two things ran through my mind as I wrote this up: 1) Two young children? Either the wife is cheating or the old dude’s really got it going on! All hail Viagra! 2) Honey, if you’re in it for the money, give it up…based on his behavior, one would have to assume he’s damn well taking it with him when he goes.

Thanks for the nudge, Quasimodem!

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  • Parrot Toes

    I’d tap that.

  • Parrot Toes

    *gags*

  • pikeman

    “The crusty old codger headed for the garage with his wife on his heels.”

    I could imagine how that went.
    “I’m headed to the garage to fetch the gun and use it on you, you old bitch!”
    “Not if I get there first, you old bastard!”
    *Huff* *puff* *wheeze*
    “Damn gout, I can’t hardly walk!”
    “Damn, I gotta catch this old fool! Ohh, my back!”
    “What the hell am I doing out here? Oh yeah, the gun in the garage, that’s right!”
    *Wheeze* *cough* *hack*
    “I’ve gotta catch that old fool, dammit! I don’t know if I’m gonna make it!”
    “There’s the garage door!” *Huff* *Wheeze* “Now why the hell was I coming out to the garage anyway?”
    “Remember, you were gonna fetch the gun, you old fool!”
    “Oh yeah, that’s right, and shoot you with it. Where did I put that confounded gun, anyway?”
    “Damn, now I’ve gotta get back to the house and get the kids before the old codger finds it. I don’t know if I’m gonna make it!”

  • Anonymous

    If guys get good karma for sacking fat chics;  do women get good karma for screwing old, crusty, viagra poppin, Geritol taking geezers?

  • Anonymous

    OMG LOL!!!  This totally made my day, thanks for the laugh!  =D

  • Anonymous

    No because guys are taking one for the team and chicks are in it solely for the money. Now if you were to go fuck a broke fat guy I’m sure there would be some positive karma coming your way.

  • Anonymous

    Ok, if you wanted the money honey, take the abuse.

    Now if she’s younger than you & you think she might be cheating on you; isn’t it your fault FOR MARRYING SOMEONE THAT COULD BE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER!?????Potatoes. Potatoes for brains, people.

  • Anonymous

    Ok, if you wanted the money honey, take the abuse.

    Now if she’s younger than you & you think she might be cheating on you; isn’t it your fault FOR MARRYING SOMEONE THAT COULD BE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER!?????Potatoes. Potatoes for brains, people.

  • Anonymous

    Ok, if you wanted the money honey, take the abuse.

    Now if she’s younger than you & you think she might be cheating on you; isn’t it your fault FOR MARRYING SOMEONE THAT COULD BE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER!?????Potatoes. Potatoes for brains, people.

  • Anonymous

    Ok, if you wanted the money honey, take the abuse.

    Now if she’s younger than you & you think she might be cheating on you; isn’t it your fault FOR MARRYING SOMEONE THAT COULD BE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER!?????Potatoes. Potatoes for brains, people.

  • Anonymous

    Ok, if you wanted the money honey, take the abuse.

    Now if she’s younger than you & you think she might be cheating on you; isn’t it your fault FOR MARRYING SOMEONE THAT COULD BE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER!?????Potatoes. Potatoes for brains, people.

  • Anonymous

    What is the difference between a woman marrying for money and a man marrying for vanity?  Aren’t they both cut from the same cloth so to speak.  He has the money to pay for what he WANTS and she has the goods to hook the man with the DOE.  Go figure….  IMO they deserve each other and the kids pay in the end.

  • Anonymous

    What is the difference between a woman marrying for money and a man marrying for vanity?  Aren’t they both cut from the same cloth so to speak.  He has the money to pay for what he WANTS and she has the goods to hook the man with the DOE.  Go figure….  IMO they deserve each other and the kids pay in the end.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know if its just for the dough…looks like he has “connections” of the Sopranos type…

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know if its just for the dough…looks like he has “connections” of the Sopranos type…

  • Parrot Toes

    I agree.  He’s skeevy and so is she.  No karma points; no pity.

  • Anonymous

    Two old sayings came to mind while reading this:

    a)  There’s no fool like an old fool.

    b)  People who marry for money usually end up earning it.

    They sound like a match made in…uh…Florida.

  • Anonymous

    No: they just get money.

  • Anonymous

    No: they just get money.

  • Anonymous

    No: they just get money.

  • Anonymous

    No: they just get money.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Where? :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    Where? :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    Where? :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    Where? :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    Where? :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    Where? :)

  • Parrot Toes

    Maybe on an airplane while everybody watches.  I wanna start my own exclusive club!

  • Parrot Toes

    Maybe on an airplane while everybody watches.  I wanna start my own exclusive club!

  • Anonymous

    I tap that too on his old man noggin with a bat.

  • Anonymous

    I tap that too on his old man noggin with a bat.

  • Anonymous

    Lmao pikeman too funny.

  • Anonymous

    Lmao pikeman too funny.

  • Anonymous

    Lmao pikeman too funny.

  • Anonymous

    Lmao pikeman too funny.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trisha-Doran/1055147616 Trisha Doran

    How bout “a fool and his money are some party”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trisha-Doran/1055147616 Trisha Doran

    How bout “a fool and his money are some party”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trisha-Doran/1055147616 Trisha Doran

    How bout “a fool and his money are some party”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I do not actually care about how old someone is when speaking of two people dating each other – as long as everything is legal.I honestly believe that there is someone for everyone.There are young women who choose to only date older men – not because of what the guys have in the Bank either – but due to the fact that they are attracted to the men.Like wise the same for men – its not always just about sex.However, I must say the guy pictured above looks like someone from The Walking Dead TV series.