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Sultan, WA — If you happened to be driving down U.S. 2 in Washington on Thursday, there’s a chance you saw a half-naked woman acting crazy and holding a severed dog’s head with a towel. If you didn’t, consider the possibility that you have not yet lived.

At roughly 11:30 AM police received calls about the nutter from concerned motorists. Snohomish County Sheriff’s department spokeswoman Rebecca Hover said the woman was “…distraught and not making sense,” which is funny because the last time I met a half-naked woman holding the severed head of a canine she was calm, and gave me a very compelling and well-prepared speech on quantum mechanics. In case you needed something to help you visualize this mess, Hover also said the dog might be a German Shepherd/Lab mix.

The woman, 48, was taken to a hospital to be evaluated. Police say they believe she chopped Scruffy’s noggin off at her house, where they also found two cats and another dog. Fortunately, those pets still had their cute, furry heads attached. No word yet on charges.

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  • Parrot Toes

    The picture of that husky is awesome.  This woman, not so much.

  • Anonymous

    Nice alliterative title =)  But you maybe could have swapped “daffy” with “demonically demented” !

  • Count Rackula

    The pictures! They’ve been recycling them! I don’t know why that matters! They’ve used this one before though is what my point was I think.

  • guillotinegirl

    If you’re gonna use a dog head as a hand puppet, a smaller breed would be easier to control.

  • Pyncky

    “distraught and not making sense,” which is funny because the last time I
    met a half-naked woman holding the severed head of a canine she was
    calm, and gave me a very compelling and well-prepared speech on quantum
    mechanics.”

    Good stuff…

  • Anonymous

     Hmmm…. I have never known a dog to sit there when something unpleasant to it is happening. This woman did something pretty shitty and mean to the dog before this hateful crazed bitch cut this dog’s head off.

    The stupid bitch probably thought the dog stole her drugs. Go away crazy bitch, do not come back… asshole.

  • Parrot Toes

     Yeah, but some are worth the repeat.
    :)

  • Parrot Toes

     Yeah, but some are worth the repeat.
    :)

  • Parrot Toes

     Yeah, but some are worth the repeat.
    :)

  • Parrot Toes

     Yeah, but some are worth the repeat.
    :)

  • Parrot Toes

     Yeah, but some are worth the repeat.
    :)

  • Parrot Toes

     Yeah, but some are worth the repeat.
    :)

  • Parrot Toes

     Yeah, but some are worth the repeat.
    :)

  • Parrot Toes

     Yeah, but some are worth the repeat.
    :)

  • Parrot Toes

     Yeah, but some are worth the repeat.
    :)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    this made me lol, thankfully the other pets were ok and could go on to babysit children,and move to florida, Wa has dreadful weather

  • pikeman

    The repeats are wonky eyed babies, and wonky eyed dogs. Where the hell do they find a dog with Walleye vision anyway?

  • pikeman

    The repeats are wonky eyed babies, and wonky eyed dogs. Where the hell do they find a dog with Walleye vision anyway?

  • pikeman

    The repeats are wonky eyed babies, and wonky eyed dogs. Where the hell do they find a dog with Walleye vision anyway?

  • pikeman

    The repeats are wonky eyed babies, and wonky eyed dogs. Where the hell do they find a dog with Walleye vision anyway?

  • pikeman

    The repeats are wonky eyed babies, and wonky eyed dogs. Where the hell do they find a dog with Walleye vision anyway?

  • pikeman

    The repeats are wonky eyed babies, and wonky eyed dogs. Where the hell do they find a dog with Walleye vision anyway?

  • pikeman

    The repeats are wonky eyed babies, and wonky eyed dogs. Where the hell do they find a dog with Walleye vision anyway?

  • Anonymous

     But then it would be a finger puppet due to the small breed’s diminutive cranial cavity space. 

  • Anonymous

     But then it would be a finger puppet due to the small breed’s diminutive cranial cavity space. 

  • Anonymous

     But then it would be a finger puppet due to the small breed’s diminutive cranial cavity space. 

  • pikeman

    I hate animal abuse. I’m trying not to lose my head over this one, though.

  • pikeman

    I hate animal abuse. I’m trying not to lose my head over this one, though.

  • pikeman

    I hate animal abuse. I’m trying not to lose my head over this one, though.

  • pikeman

    I hate animal abuse. I’m trying not to lose my head over this one, though.

  • pikeman

    I hate animal abuse. I’m trying not to lose my head over this one, though.

  • pikeman

    I hate animal abuse. I’m trying not to lose my head over this one, though.

  • pikeman

    I hate animal abuse. I’m trying not to lose my head over this one, though.

  • Count Rackula

    I know. I have no idea why I even told you that, like it was important or something. I am so tired today.  

  • Anonymous

    Thank you :)
     

  • Anonymous

    Thank you :)
     

  • Anonymous

    Thank you :)
     

  • Anonymous

    Thank you :)
     

  • Anonymous

    Thank you :)
     

  • Anonymous

    Thank you :)
     

  • Anonymous

    I see what you did there 

  • Anonymous

    I see what you did there 

  • pikeman

    Yeah, I felt like ranting about it because I hate animal abuse, though. That poor dog isn’t the only one who lost his head, though. This crazy bitch needs to be institutionalized.

    “The Lunatic is on the grass.
    The lunatic is on the grass.
    We’ve got to keep the loonies on the path.”

    Pink Floyd.

    It really does piss me off, though. Stupid bitch!

  • Anonymous

    Maybe if they had better commitment laws they could get some of the nuts up off the street before they go around decapitating old ladies and puppy dogs. 

  • Anonymous

    Maybe if they had better commitment laws they could get some of the nuts up off the street before they go around decapitating old ladies and puppy dogs. 

  • Anonymous

    Maybe if they had better commitment laws they could get some of the nuts up off the street before they go around decapitating old ladies and puppy dogs. 

  • Anonymous

    Maybe if they had better commitment laws they could get some of the nuts up off the street before they go around decapitating old ladies and puppy dogs. 

  • Anonymous

    Maybe if they had better commitment laws they could get some of the nuts up off the street before they go around decapitating old ladies and puppy dogs. 

  • Anonymous

    Maybe if they had better commitment laws they could get some of the nuts up off the street before they go around decapitating old ladies and puppy dogs. 

  • Anonymous

    Maybe if they had better commitment laws they could get some of the nuts up off the street before they go around decapitating old ladies and puppy dogs. 

  • Anonymous

    damn all the excitement happens in  Snohomish County.

  • Anonymous

    the last time I
    met a half-naked woman holding the severed head of a canine she was
    calm, and gave me a very compelling and well-prepared speech on quantum
    mechanics.”

    (embarassed)…I told you not to tell people about that anymore. I FORGOT to take my lithium that day…Geez. 

  • Anonymous

    Well this is one way to get rid of Sparky’s incessant barking. 

  • Anonymous

    Well this is one way to get rid of Sparky’s incessant barking. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    What possess someone to play in traffic with decapitated canine heads?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    What possess someone to play in traffic with decapitated canine heads?

  • Anonymous

    evil spirits

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

     *applause*

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

     *applause*