Bronx, NY — A video showing a man going absolutely ‘nanners on the Number 6 subway train has recently surfaced on YouTube. There’s not much in the way of information other than the fact that the man is 41 years old, was taken in for psychiatric evaluation after he was cuffed and he hasn’t been charged with anything at this point.
For those of you that don’t want to see the unedited video (or if you just want a good laugh), I’ve provided a synopsis of the video below. For those of you that do, here’s a link, but please understand it shows a penis and that neither myself, nor DD, nor it’s affiliates can be held responsible for any injury, death or arousal that results from viewing said penis.
NOTE: Since we don’t know the man’s name, he will henceforth be referred to as Mr. Pickle.
As the video opens, we see Mr. Pickle standing inside the train, near the door, with his pants around his ankles. He’s yelling something unintelligible that shortly becomes “Ni**as! Ni**as! Ni**as!” out the door. He then says “No, you get the #$%^ off the train!” to someone who is clearly in no position to do so. “Shoot me! Shoot me, ni**a!” he yells. It is then revealed there is a transit officer standing outside the train.
Mr. Pickle then re-focuses his attentions to screaming more nonsense at the people inside the train, before revealing his sixth sense. He suddenly starts yelling “Jews!” repeatedly and runs to the opposite (closed) door, which he bangs his fist against. No word on whether or not there were any Jews out there.
Now Mr. Pickle turns around and gets ballsy by taking off the rest of his clothes, which elicits giggles and shrieks from the other passengers. He then exits the train amidst horrified onlookers, appearing to shove one or two of them before chasing a woman halfway up a stair case, at which point he grabs a bag she was carrying and throws it to the ground. It is here that he turns to the camera and gives his adoring public a clear glance at his noodle. Since he makes no effort to state that it’s cold in there, or that he’s “a grower, not a shower” (which I always make sure to do when I’m naked in public) we can speculate he’s actually just jealous of ‘ni**as.’
We now see Mr. Pickle run around the staircase and assault another woman. It is after this that he is cornered and subdued by the officer and some good Samaritans who risk life, limb and accidentally ‘touching it’ to assist.Tags: naked, penis, Public Indecency, subway