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Attempted Rapist Still Wearing Condom Upon Arrival At PrecinctBurien, WA – I love it when criminals are also morons. 17-year-old Chris Lito, a student at my alma mater, Highline High School, is one such moron, thankfully. I still live here and shudder at the thought of this creep wandering our streets.

It was about 1:00 in the afternoon when the 16 year old victim was making her way to the local transit center. As she passed through an alley (directly behind the last house I rented!), she was reportedly accosted by Lito, who promptly dragged her into a secluded stairway. Police say he then began viciously beating her. When beating her didn’t work, he choked her until blackout. When choking her didn’t work, he threatened her with a brick he had picked up, holding it over her head. All the while, this sick fuck was trying to force her pants down as she struggled.

But this tenacious young gal wasn’t about to go out like that. Despite the violent assault she was suffering, she still managed to get out a scream that was loud enough to cause Lito to drop the brick and run. A near-by resident hearing the struggle had already called police, though. I didn’t know many of my neighbors during my short stint in that neighborhood, but I’m glad to know at least one of them is a decent human being.

Here’s the best part: Lito was arrested nearby, and when he arrived at the police station, his hands were bloody, his clothes were disheveled and the condom was still hanging on his undoubtedly insufficient little peener. In a laughable attempt at a defense, Lito swore that it was the victim that had forced him into the stairwell and wouldn’t let him leave. When the detective asked Lito if he’d believe that story if someone else had told it, Lito replied, “No.”

Lito remains in jail in lieu of $500,000 bail and has been charged – as an adult – with attempted first-degree rape. And I’m okay with that.

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  • Anonymous

    I’m kind of impressed that he had a condom on. He was either a very considerate rapist, or was afraid of catching VD.

  • Anonymous

    I’m kind of impressed that he had a condom on. He was either a very considerate rapist, or was afraid of catching VD.

  • Anonymous

    I’m kind of impressed that he had a condom on. He was either a very considerate rapist, or was afraid of catching VD.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah these days you just can’t be rapin everybody out there, whether they r climbin through your windows or whatnot…VD is gonna find you…

  • Anonymous

    My guess is that if the condom was still on his little Chris, it wasn’t so little.

    My opinion of his story, unlikely true, about the girl forcing him sounded like something in a horror movie… especially when asked if he would believe that story or not. And he said no.

    My feeling is to give the kid a couple of boxes of condoms and send him to a home for juvenile delinquents. Case closed.

  • Anonymous

    My guess is that if the condom was still on his little Chris, it wasn’t so little.

    My opinion of his story, unlikely true, about the girl forcing him sounded like something in a horror movie… especially when asked if he would believe that story or not. And he said no.

    My feeling is to give the kid a couple of boxes of condoms and send him to a home for juvenile delinquents. Case closed.

  • hookerpie

    Thats kinda like saying…Here are some condoms….if your gonna rape be protected. Send this little prick to the slammer with the big dogs for awhile. When hes done he wont even want to see his own weenie!!!!

  • hookerpie

    Thats kinda like saying…Here are some condoms….if your gonna rape be protected. Send this little prick to the slammer with the big dogs for awhile. When hes done he wont even want to see his own weenie!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Well at least he’s not wanting his little kids everywhere unlike those 2 assholes with a 5 day old baby living in filth. Mind you, he’s a rapist so cut his dick off.

  • Anonymous

    Well at least he’s not wanting his little kids everywhere unlike those 2 assholes with a 5 day old baby living in filth. Mind you, he’s a rapist so cut his dick off.

  • Pyncky

    Well, Athena, after reading some of your comments on DD, I have to think he is lucky you don’t still live in that house. They might have found his peener on the ground with the condom attached.

  • malq

    send him home with condoms after being arrested for rape? Come on. That’s ridiculous.

  • Athena

    They also found two empty condom rappers and an unused condom at the scene, suggesting he was determined to be protected. Seems odd considering how angry and almost frantic the attack was.

  • Athena

    They also found two empty condom rappers and an unused condom at the scene, suggesting he was determined to be protected. Seems odd considering how angry and almost frantic the attack was.

  • Athena

    They also found two empty condom rappers and an unused condom at the scene, suggesting he was determined to be protected. Seems odd considering how angry and almost frantic the attack was.

  • Anonymous

    I said to send him to detention with them. No doubt he will be bullied there for the rape and, well, I don’t want him to catch HIV.

  • Anonymous

    Rapists use condoms now so they dont leave dna evidence behind, you would like to think for other reasons but nah, also in their sick way of thinking, if they have a condom on its not really rape since there is a layer of plastic beteen them…. so therefore they really didnt have sex…

  • Anonymous

    why?

  • Anonymous

    Because it is a horrible disease and I don’t want him to infect his next rape victim.

  • http://profiles.google.com/lolathmpsn1 lola thompson

    Good god athena…I more impressed by the fact that we share the same alma mater…

  • Athena

    No shit? What year?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5OJ2CN4UPYVOVP3C3HEP7PL5UQ GarrettW

    Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands too as they’re raping everybody out here..

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Can’t wait for that one to run it’s course….

  • Anonymous

    Im old, my friend…..1974