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Wannabe Jedi Arrested For Child Sex CrimesOviedo, FL — This next story offends me on two levels: first as a human being and second as a Star Wars fan.

Take a look at 29 year-old Michael Henderson’s Myspace page. A quick peek will tell you Michael suffers from ADHD and bad spelling, he’s an avid church-goer and he fancies himself a Jedi. A peek at his other Myspace page will tell you that he performed elaborate puppet shows for the childrens program at Trinity Assembly of God church.

It was this trusted position, police say, that Henderson met the 14 year-old girl he would be arrested for touching inappropriately. The abuse allegedly occurred in the girl’s home, but Henderson is also accused of taking up-skirt photos of the girl in the church (during ‘skit practice’) without her knowledge, using Facebook to engage in sexually explicit conversation with the girl and possessing child porn on his computer, which was seized shortly after his arrest.

Pastor Patrick Wiese said… can you guess? “… it’s very surprising to find out something like this.” Of course it is, Pat, the guy’s a fucking Jedi, right?

Henderson is currently being held without bond, charged with lewd and lascivious molestation, video voyeurism, and solicitation of a child to engage in unlawful sex acts.

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  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Something tells me this man was destined to be single forever…

  • DamagedGoods

    I demand some sort of compensation for having endured this douchebag’s myspace…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Damn it, Myspace is blocked on my work computer ….. well … at least they don’t know about this site :)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Damn it, Myspace is blocked on my work computer ….. well … at least they don’t know about this site :)

  • DamagedGoods

    Consider yourself lucky *shudder*

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    So true.

    Hey jaded – I am not sure how we are supposed to ask you guys questions on here – so if this is bad form please excuse me, but did the Dreamin Deamon cover the 3 teachers from Reeds High School in Sparks Nevada who have all been arrested for sex with students ?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lol.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    From his myspace page: ”
    I think Jesus would the the best and coolest person to meet ever.”Pretty sure you’ll be meeting Him sooner than you thought.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    What gave it away?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lol.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Not sure, Cedric…doesn’t sound familiar and nothing is coming up in search.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Could’a been his ginormous lightsaber. I don’t know about other chicks, but I see a dude totin’ one of those around and my legs instinctively slam shut.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Could’a been his ginormous lightsaber. I don’t know about other chicks, but I see a dude totin’ one of those around and my legs instinctively slam shut.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7S6FCMXMG7CMZG54WLODK53DG4 Cyn

    “Michael Henderson hasn’t earned any badges yet… have you?”

    Oh, you have now!! I guess temptation was a just too much for you… fucking perv!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Try using :

    Bethyl Shepherd

    Marie Fisher

    Holly R. WhitfieldProves the women pervs are out there … we just need a stronger light to pick em out.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Try using :

    Bethyl Shepherd

    Marie Fisher

    Holly R. WhitfieldProves the women pervs are out there … we just need a stronger light to pick em out.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Probably because it’s usually 14 year old boys toting them around.

  • Anonymous

    Note to self; quit taking lightsaber to the bar on Friday nights.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Believe me, Cedric…we have featured plenty of female pervs here.

  • guillotinegirl

    The first thing that came to mind was this creep saying, “Fondle me, young Padawan.”

  • guillotinegirl

    The first thing that came to mind was this creep saying, “Fondle me, young Padawan.”

  • pikeman

    The New Star Wars Movie, Return of The Pedi.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YT3XCVN3MHW2XXYB3OWU2A7GBU Patti

    He doesn’t smoke or drink and he likes to make movies! He sounds dreamy <3 not to mention everyone loves him!!!

  • Bulletproof

    They should stick his lightsaber in an electrical socket. Douchebag…

  • Anonymous

    When I read the part about the church puppet show, the only thing I could think of was Manger Babies (Luanne on King of the Hill).

  • Anonymous

    I’m apologizing ahead of time for my geekiness, but as a mother of a grade schooler in LOVE with all things Star Wars I’ve learned a LOT more about this stuff than I ever thought I would. Anyway….you can’t just BE a jedi…you train to be one so he totally is NOT one & besides that -a Jedi would never be a pedo!!!!!!
    My 6 yr old would totally back me up in this.

  • Anonymous

    I’m apologizing ahead of time for my geekiness, but as a mother of a grade schooler in LOVE with all things Star Wars I’ve learned a LOT more about this stuff than I ever thought I would. Anyway….you can’t just BE a jedi…you train to be one so he totally is NOT one & besides that -a Jedi would never be a pedo!!!!!!
    My 6 yr old would totally back me up in this.

  • Pyncky

    He says on his MySpace that the person he would like to meet most is Jesus. If it were my daughter, I would arrange it. WWJM (Who would Jesus Molest)

  • Pyncky

    He says on his MySpace that the person he would like to meet most is Jesus. If it were my daughter, I would arrange it. WWJM (Who would Jesus Molest)

  • Anonymous

    Don’t apologize for your geekiness. Besides, there’s more to it than that. Jedi are traditionally forbidden to form relationships, this guy has (had?) a fiance. I could keep going more to the point: much to learn, you still have.

  • Anonymous

    Don’t apologize for your geekiness. Besides, there’s more to it than that. Jedi are traditionally forbidden to form relationships, this guy has (had?) a fiance. I could keep going more to the point: much to learn, you still have.

  • Anonymous

    Ok, so apparently he never watched FRIENDS, cause Ross made Rachel dress up as princes Leia when she was chained to Jabba the Hutt with that gold bikini.

    You know, Leia THE LEGAL CHICK?

    He could’ve gotten away with it if he’d only aspire to be YODA, not a fucking random Jedi.

  • Anonymous

    Ok, so apparently he never watched FRIENDS, cause Ross made Rachel dress up as princes Leia when she was chained to Jabba the Hutt with that gold bikini.

    You know, Leia THE LEGAL CHICK?

    He could’ve gotten away with it if he’d only aspire to be YODA, not a fucking random Jedi.

  • Anonymous

    You have no idea the level of Yoda-Talk that happens in my house. It will be a miracle if my kids pass the grammar portion of English class. :o P
    Much to learn, I do have.

  • Anonymous

    You have no idea the level of Yoda-Talk that happens in my house. It will be a miracle if my kids pass the grammar portion of English class. :o P
    Much to learn, I do have.

  • Anonymous

    You have no idea the level of Yoda-Talk that happens in my house. It will be a miracle if my kids pass the grammar portion of English class. :o P
    Much to learn, I do have.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I don’t doubt that … not one bit … but this school is slightly attention catching because 3 female teachers were arrested from there in a relatively close amount of time for sex with students … one for getting her gang bang on in a vehicle with 2 students.Just thought you guys might be able to dig up some Facebook info or something.Lol.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Always a good plan.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Always a good plan.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

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    buahahahahaha!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    I’d totally loved to be gangbanged if only my hubby could clone himself 5 times though…

  • Anonymous

    I’d totally loved to be gangbanged if only my hubby could clone himself 5 times though…

  • Anonymous

    I’d totally loved to be gangbanged if only my hubby could clone himself 5 times though…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Not yet another sexually active bird … (LOL).

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Not yet another sexually active bird … (LOL).

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Not yet another sexually active bird … (LOL).

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Not yet another sexually active bird … (LOL).

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Not yet another sexually active bird … (LOL).

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    another pikeman instant classic.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    another pikeman instant classic.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    another pikeman instant classic.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    another pikeman instant classic.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    another pikeman instant classic.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    another pikeman instant classic.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lmao.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lmao.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lmao.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lmao.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lmao.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lmao.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lmao.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    If I could locate a light-saber which actually does all the cool movie stuff, then It would be a must have item.I am at this point in my life not interested in kids toys … offer me a saber which will cut assholes like this suspect into finely sliced pieces of shit, and we may be able to make a deal … oh, the cool humming sound is a must also.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, the humming sound, it’s like air conditioning, it’s not even negotiable, it’s a must have option.

  • Anonymous

    Lmao Pikeman, that was too funny

  • Anonymous

    and he is such a nice church going boy.Puppets? what kind? sock puppets!

  • Anonymous

    Why is it that people into Star Wars, Star Trek, Dune, The Hobbits, and a slew of other culty trendy fascinations always wear a halo of creepy?

  • Anonymous

    *Holding my halo of creepy behind my back*.

  • Wicked Smilee

    message from one of his myspace kid-friends:

    “Mar 19 2010 8:38 PM – well thats what u get guess u wont be messing with me again……teehee i hope u learned ur lesson and now u know better hahahahahah i hope it hurts!!! mess with me again and u will get worse and i dont think u would like that…. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…”

    he prolly felt her up?…. hopefully she kicked him in his wookie.

  • Anonymous

    It might be his pinhead that gives you that impression…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

    lol