Police Tase Naked Marathon Runner

“…and I could sense his aggression and rage and I thought the police were going to manhandle me,”

Manhandle, LOL

So…I take it that your sensibilities were offended when Janet Jackson “accidentally” showed her nipple?

It may not be a good look, but nudity isn’t something to shit bricks over. It’s just a body. We’re all bodies. We don’t all look the same, but good for those who are comfortable enough to not give a shit about what people think of their naked bodies.

Alright, I’m going to have to think about this for a second…..

Damn, Mr. House, you have converted me over to a more open minded way of thinking but I don’t know.

(Looks at photo) …… (Looks at photo and pictures this guy running down the street, naked) Huuummm….I think he deserved a good tasering, personally.

HE THOUGHT THE POLICE WERE GOING TO MANHANDLE HIM!!!! HA HA HA HA HA.

Alright Kniption, I think if I kiss anyones ass, it’s gonna be yours!

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!

This dude looks like someone out of “The Hills Have Eyes”.

Especially some dude out that looks like he’s out of a real bad horror movie.

RUN AWAYYY!!!

I agree with you on all accounts but one. I could definitely go for a hot chick running naked down the street. Let’s not get into that.

This guy though???

OK, I’ll get the big lecture from John House for being close minded. But who wants to see this creepy, past middle aged dudes junk flopping around as he gayly strides down the street in the city. Really. I mean, that’s gonna scare people away from the parade, gay or not.

Like they say in the Flintstones. “Let’s have a gay old time!” Nothing against gays, but this is ultragay.

I knew about the urination and defecation thing. As gross as that is to me personally, running naked because of faulty clothing/clothing malfunction isn’t that big of a deal. I say let the guy off.

Really, I would much rather see a guy who’s decently fit enough to run a marathon naked than to step in the crap of a runner who couldn’t hold it (or be near one).

Side note, my morbidly curious side wonders if an unrestricted penis flails around or stiffens (I guess it depends on the current which happens) when someone is stunned like the rest of the body does.

Dedicated to being pervy. If he was just a dedicated runner he would have had his own running shorts. And since he brought up running naked in San Francisco, it suggests running naked is a passion of his. Tasing seems excessive. I guess the cops didn’t want to grab him and get a handful of his dangly bits by accident.

Dedicated to being pervy. If he was just a dedicated runner he would have had his own running shorts. And since he brought up running naked in San Francisco, it suggests running naked is a passion of his. Tasing seems excessive. I guess the cops didn’t want to grab him and get a handful of his dangly bits by accident.

He may not have a beautiful face, but if he’s running in a marathon, his body can’t be all that bad. I would take that any day over seeing some fat guy in shorts.

Well, that’s why we have certain laws in place so that people who don’t want to see naked people running down the street don’t have to.

I have no problems with nude beaches or nudist camps.

You can do anything you want as long as I don’t have to look at it when I’m minding my
own business.

P.S. I don’t **** bricks about much of anything.

Alright, I’ll give you that. They really let people run naked in marathons, though?

Something about this guy creeps me out. Sorry, I’ll go to another story.

here’s a dose of tmi

i pissed myself while running once – it was an emergency kind of run. the type of OH SHIT running. i was definitely exerting myself more than i normally would.

i swear to god i didn’t know i was peeing until i felt it on my legs! it wasn’t pissing out of fear, as i was chasing after someone and i didn’t even have to fucking pee! i stopped and was like WTF I’M PISSING!? i couldn’t even control it – literally no fucking warning at all.

i wonder if it has something to do with loss of muscle control – do all runners experience that or only noobs running in random situations – or is it because they don’t have the time…

time to for some youtube and google images!

I think it’s mostly the time issue, but loss of muscle control probably plays a big part too, especially for the urinating.

I peed myself when I was about 12 years old. I was delivering my papers, it was polar-bears-were-even-frozen-the-ground cold out and I was running home trying to make it. I didn’t. I’m not sure if it was the running or not. I suspect the cold made every muscle in my body tighten up in a effort to keep warm except the one that I needed to at that moment.

Fail bladder, fail. (Or whatever muscle that is that allows you to hold your pee. I’m pretty sure a bladder isn’t a muscle.)

I’m with ya there diffidently a perv. Wished there was some footage though, what I’m picturing is A1 fu#*ink hilarious the tasing would just top it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5msMsrdChno

ETA LOL @ The Flash at :33

ETAA This might be a better video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WRC8RE9dfg&feature=related

Cops tase anyone who do not comply with their orders… they used to beat them with clubs or shoot them in limbs… this guy got off lucky. If someone carrying a badge and wearing a hat tells you to do something, I suggest you follow their orders.

Should those so inclined to thinking its the most natural thing in the world to run around with no clothing show up in court naked? I can see it now, lawyers, defendants, jusges, maybe even the bailiffs all coming in and doing their job au naturel, hell, we can even drag the defendants into court naked, would save on jail uniforms and pink undies…we wear clothing because we are not wild animals, when we clumb (or climbed out of the trees and caves we started outting leaves or peices of fur over our weewees to distinguish us from the ones that stayed in the jungles…. and if you do want to make some statement by being naked in public, please please please wax before doing so…

That’s just weird. I don’t think we have marathons like that here in Canada. Either that or we don’t call it a marathon, we call it a parade.

OK, here’s my take on it. First, my feeling is that the cops went a little overboard. They got caught up in the situation and over-reacted a bit, I think. Second, there’s a touch of perv here, however small. I mean, as was said above, if he were a dedicated runner, he should have had his OWN running shorts that fit. So, bottom line: everyone involved is in the wrong, to an extent.

Yes, the human body is a work of art, but in my house, hubby and I are a part of the private collection. No public shows here, by personal choice. To each his own, and all that.

Now, for another thing, and this is just my own thought, but if I were a guy and were running, I’d be just a little uncomfortable to have the dangly bits dangling a bit more than they should. Just sayin’….

“Should those so inclined to thinking its the most natural thing in the world to run around with no clothing show up in court naked? I can see it now, lawyers, defendants, jusges, maybe even the bailiffs all coming in and doing their job au naturel, hell, we can even drag the defendants into court naked, would save on jail uniforms and pink undies…”

Why the Hell not? If they had no clothing except for mandatory weaponry holsters/belts, you tell me: What about not having clothing would hinder the process of obtaining justice? Perhaps someone like you who has been conditioned to think that because we wear clothing that we’re somehow “better than wild animals” when you know damned well from reading about the crap that happens on this site that ISN’T true. If you weren’t so conditioned to think the way you thought and instead grew up with the normalcy of nakedness or half-nakedness, you wouldn’t think anything of nudity interfering with the judicial process.

Tell me, then–you consider the near-naked and naked tribes in Africa to be “wild animals” then? What do you suppose keeps them “focused” on actual life instead of giggling at eachothers’ no-nos?

I’m of two thoughts after reading this. He *knows* being in public naked is illegal; I don’t care WHAT friggin’ excuse he had, or what he thinks of it, it’s a LAW, follow the fucking thing. God; this is the same arena of reason as to why we need laws like wearing your seat belt, and using your headlights when you have to use your wipers. Common sense; if more people had it, there would be less laws being handed down.
Aaaand… I can’t imagine a guy running around with their dangly bits flying every which way; that CAN’T be comfortable!! I’m a woman and it makes ME cringe to think of it! O.O

Huh, then the line must be going down. I find that sad because it also means that the line has lowered for a healthy BMI that people in general are aiming towards. The unhealthy skinny that our kids think they need to be according to all the photo shopped ads they see in magazines.

“running the city’s marathon naked”
Hmm … who knew … the pig really was flying that day …

“I thought the police were going to manhandle me,” said Henderson. “The metal arrows of the Taser were shot into me and electrocuted me, and I went into convulsions on the ground. When I finally came to, the policemen were standing around laughing at me.” Hmm … my thoughts on Mr. Henderson’s statement are running all over the place wild … kind of like his dick was when he was jogging. First off I have to agree with him on his first point – no straight guy wants anyone “manhandling them when they are naked. I have to agree with what Mr. Henderson states happened next also – although I am not understanding why it surprised him so much – the metal arrows of a Taser are meant to be shot into a person who disobeys a police command, and well … the electricity and convulsions are simply a by-product given at no additional charge to the perp.As for Mr. Henderson waking to find the policemen standing around laughing at him … it is a little known fact that a Taser hit can cause a hard on … so maybe … just maybe mind you … the police were not mucking a man dropped in his tracks by a well placed Taser shot, but instead mucking a man with an incredibly small penis.

… but …but … there were children present damn it … little kids man … what about the effects on their tiny,still developing brains ? Damn it Jim, I’m a medical officer .. not a dick watching perv.

admire … a relative term … but then so is pity … just saying.

Hmm … not sure exactly what you’re trying to tell PureDrivenSnow … seems like an overly mixed message to me. First sentence could be stating that he is not very smart at this time … but that he may become wiser with age.2nd sentence you say that “The human body is such a basic natural thing. It isn’t something that should be censored.” but then your next words contradict this (“I’m not saying that people running down the street naked or people flashing the naughty bits should be allowed anywhere at anytime “).You stated that you “truly believe that this is why there are so many problems with porn addiction and perverts peeping and spying on people and other things. Hmm … I actually stopped and put some thought into your viewpoint and just couldn’t wash it down … no offense, but I seriously think that if we lived in a free-er nudity available society the perv’s and criminals would only jump to the next level of perversion. This can be demonstrated and proved in so many ways that there is no sense me listing any. Have a great day.

Excuse me … I just threw up a little …

“Besides, who gets to determine who’s “hot” and who’s not? Is there going to be a panel of judges to decide that for everyone?” Can I please be a judge ? I promise to be nice to all the unfit people I tell to “get the fuck out of here.”

Are you huffing something? Where in my post does it state that I think puredrivensnow is not very smart?

The problem isn’t with my comment, but rather with your comprehension.

Also, it’s OK if you don’t agree with me. That’s just what makes each of us different from each other and I don’t expect everyone to agree with me. As for the contradiction you say I made, try re-reading your post. You make no sense and I don’t get where you feel that contradiction lies.

“This can be demonstrated and proved in so many ways that there is no sense me listing any”

Actually, if you are trying to debate with someone, which is what you are attempting to do with me, it is necessary for you to bring some of those examples to the table. Otherwise, your argument is void and quite honestly, weak as fuck.

“Have a great day”

Now that’s a contradiction after you lame ass attempt of debating me.

Sure, but only if only all the unfit people get to punch you in the face after telling them all to “get the fuck out of here.”

Sure, but only if only all the unfit people get to punch you in the face after telling them all to “get the fuck out of here.”

Sure, but only if only all the unfit people get to punch you in the face after telling them all to “get the fuck out of here.”

Sure, but only if only all the unfit people get to punch you in the face after telling them all to “get the fuck out of here.”

Sure, but only if only all the unfit people get to punch you in the face after telling them all to “get the fuck out of here.”

Sure, but only if only all the unfit people get to punch you in the face after telling them all to “get the fuck out of here.”

Sure, but only if only all the unfit people get to punch you in the face after telling them all to “get the fuck out of here.”

Sure, but only if only all the unfit people get to punch you in the face after telling them all to “get the fuck out of here.”

Sure, but only if only all the unfit people get to punch you in the face after telling them all to “get the fuck out of here.”

Sure, but only if only all the unfit people get to punch you in the face after telling them all to “get the fuck out of here.”

Sure, but only if only all the unfit people get to punch you in the face after telling them all to “get the fuck out of here.”

Sure, but only if only all the unfit people get to punch you in the face after telling them all to “get the fuck out of here.”

Sure, but only if only all the unfit people get to punch you in the face after telling them all to “get the fuck out of here.”

You know what I think ? I think this guy has a problem … I think he’s one of those guys who gets off on flashing his sausage at kids and anyone else that happens to be handy.As for the “borrowed a pair of running shorts from his father, but they kept slipping down as he ran. I looked but couldn’t find a drawstring … I kept fighting and pulling on them, and then the elastic gave way so I let them drop,” story – well as an ex-policeman of 5 years let me tell you about pervs like this guy … they will do a lot of planning … similar to child rapists and pedophiles …to have an excuse as to why the crime happened – if and when the plan goes foul and guess what … it is never their fault.His story reminds me of the convicted rapist who gives an interview and says ” I didn’t rape that 13 year old,she was asking for it … walking around in that short school uniform .. parading that hot ass in my face… if anybody got raped it was me,I’m innocent.”

Seriously? You are comparing this guy to a rapist? That’s quite the leap. It’s not like you couldn’t have compared him to a flasher, right? That would have been more even level.

I know this guy very well could have done this because of the thrill of it and because he’s a perv, but honestly, what proof do you have of that? Like you said, “as an ex-policeman of 5 years”, you should know then that people can’t be convicted without the proof. You are convicting this guy based on your feelings, not facts available in the article.

So, why aren’t you a policeman anymore? It’s OK, you don’t really need to answer that.

Seriously? You are comparing this guy to a rapist? That’s quite the leap. It’s not like you couldn’t have compared him to a flasher, right? That would have been more even level.

I know this guy very well could have done this because of the thrill of it and because he’s a perv, but honestly, what proof do you have of that? Like you said, “as an ex-policeman of 5 years”, you should know then that people can’t be convicted without the proof. You are convicting this guy based on your feelings, not facts available in the article.

So, why aren’t you a policeman anymore? It’s OK, you don’t really need to answer that.

Seriously? You are comparing this guy to a rapist? That’s quite the leap. It’s not like you couldn’t have compared him to a flasher, right? That would have been more even level.

I know this guy very well could have done this because of the thrill of it and because he’s a perv, but honestly, what proof do you have of that? Like you said, “as an ex-policeman of 5 years”, you should know then that people can’t be convicted without the proof. You are convicting this guy based on your feelings, not facts available in the article.

So, why aren’t you a policeman anymore? It’s OK, you don’t really need to answer that.

See, I thought you meant flash like a naked guy in a trench coat running a marathon and flashing as he passed by; not some dude dressed up as The Flash running in the thing!

God that was so anticlimactic.

Parrot, not sure why you’re letting Cedric get to you on this one, I didn’t agree with his comment about your post to Puredrivensnow, but I think he’s on the right track with this guy. If I had to borrow my fathers shorts to run, I’d skip the run, his story has more holes than the Oilers defence. And if a cop says he’s going to tase you, right or wrong, it just may be time to listen.

If he’s not a perv, he’s an attention whore looking for a spot on the evening news and tons of Youtube hits, real runners have their own gear, they don’t borrow daddy’s shorts.

Parrot, not sure why you’re letting Cedric get to you on this one, I didn’t agree with his comment about your post to Puredrivensnow, but I think he’s on the right track with this guy. If I had to borrow my fathers shorts to run, I’d skip the run, his story has more holes than the Oilers defence. And if a cop says he’s going to tase you, right or wrong, it just may be time to listen.

If he’s not a perv, he’s an attention whore looking for a spot on the evening news and tons of Youtube hits, real runners have their own gear, they don’t borrow daddy’s shorts.

Parrot, not sure why you’re letting Cedric get to you on this one, I didn’t agree with his comment about your post to Puredrivensnow, but I think he’s on the right track with this guy. If I had to borrow my fathers shorts to run, I’d skip the run, his story has more holes than the Oilers defence. And if a cop says he’s going to tase you, right or wrong, it just may be time to listen.

If he’s not a perv, he’s an attention whore looking for a spot on the evening news and tons of Youtube hits, real runners have their own gear, they don’t borrow daddy’s shorts.

This story reminds me of the naked man that ran past my husbands car on the 405 freeway last month! Hilarious!

This story reminds me of the naked man that ran past my husbands car on the 405 freeway last month! Hilarious!

This story reminds me of the naked man that ran past my husbands car on the 405 freeway last month! Hilarious!

This story reminds me of the naked man that ran past my husbands car on the 405 freeway last month! Hilarious!

This story reminds me of the naked man that ran past my husbands car on the 405 freeway last month! Hilarious!

This dude knew he was gonna be tased that he didn’t wear any clothes so that people wouldn’t notice he’d peed himself when he got tased.

I think he just tried to see if he could get away with it. Oh & btw, WTF? It’s normal for people that run to take shits while they run??

Why tha hell would you run for so long that shit comes out? All of that stuff streaking your legs looking like some sort of shit zebra? what if you win?

And in first place with a time of 2 hours & 13 minutes: BRETT HENDERSON, the BROWN zebra!

“Where in my post does it state that I think puredrivensnow is not very smart?”
Since you asked Parrot Toes in your first sentence you stated “I used to feel the same way as you. Now that I’m older, and hopefully wiser” … To most people on this planet that statement insinuates a some what undeveloped intelligence on the part of the one you were addressing – who happened to be puredrivensnow. The problem isn’t with my comprehension, but with your comment. As for the contradiction I made it pretty clear how you contradicted yourself, but I will break it down further for you and I will do it without the lame ass insults you directed at me.2nd sentence of your original post you state that “The human body is such a basic natural thing. It isn’t something that should be censored. “Then with your next statement you basically state the exact opposite thing and indicate that the human body should be “censored” by saying: (“I’m not saying that people running down the street naked or people flashing the naughty bits should be allowed anywhere at anytime “).One last thing – take it anyway you want it – but I was not attempting to debate you …I simply read your posts and pointed out what I saw.Have a great day.

“All of that stuff streaking your legs looking like some sort of shit zebra?”

I am laughing so fucking hard at this comment right now. Oh my fucking god. Yes.

LOL, Why do you think I left this discussion.

You do have a point, if one person can run naked, then everyone should be able to. If this guy can’t run naked, then no one should be able to.

I was a bit close minded about it last night, I’ll admit.

I can see stopping and going to the bathroom if you have to. Maybe marathon organizers should start putting porta potties up for that.

It’s ok … I will answer that question. I am not a policeman anymore because of two things the first and most important reason is that after 5 years of dealing with “stupid” people I got burnt out on it … so I resigned. The other reason is that I got tired of dealing with “stupid” people for the low pay that police officers receive; so I got another job which pays better. Nice try Parrot Toes; cheap shot … but I guess you took what was available to you.
As for your comment about convicting the guy based on my feelings, not facts available in the article…last I checked you have to be in a court room to “convict” someone of anything. So that is obviously not what I am doing here on an internet site. All I am doing is running my key pad – same as you. Have a nice day.

I guess I’m not used to seeing naked marathons.

I thought about it. Either everyone should be allowed to run naked if that’s the rule. Or no one at all. No exceptions. If running naked is allowed in this marathon, then I guess the guy should be allowed to do that. It doesn’t sound like that was the case, though.

I really didn’t mean to upset the Parrot.

A marathon is a long distance for shit to be bouncing up and down with no support. I dont think its a good idea at all.

By repeatedly saying “have a nice day” you are making it sound like you are resentful toward Parrot Toes opinion. Everyone has their own opinion. I’m not real hip on seeing this dude running naked, either. But if it is allowed, then he should have that right, I guess. It doesn’t sound like he had that right, though. Not according to the cops.
I’ve been taking some heat on here too. Probably with good reason. It’s just opinions, no reason to get mad at PT. She’s a sensible poster.

He could have just wore a jock strap. LOL.

He could have just wore a jock strap. LOL.

LFMAO!

Try the swimmer’s banana hammock.

Don’t tase me bro, i am a free spirit!

Don’t tase me bro, i am a free spirit!

Now, while I have no issue with people being naked it seems that the law does. Fuck flopping dick and boobs would have me in a fit of laughter.. and any man willing to put it out there risking the chance of ridicule should it be a wee bit cold should be given a medal.

That said, it does seem that Ohio does have a law against it.

http://codes.ohio.gov/orc/2907.09

Now as to if the law it self if right or wrong to be on the books, it is there any ways. We could argue all we want how people should have the right to do it, and therefor he should not be arrested, but that could be argued for any case where a law is broken. Fuck, I wish it were legal to get rid of those who honestly should be removed from the human gene pool- doesn’t mean that should someone do that I would argue that they should “get off” They still broke the law.

Now did anyone happen to get video of the flapping weenie? I am bored and need a good laugh today.

He was told more than once to put some clothes on or get in the police car. He was warned he was going to be tazed. He did not comply with the law and the police trying to uphold the law.

You wanna run naked in a marathon? Go to where that is allowed.

What? That does NOT insinuate a somewhat undeveloped intelligence for puredrivensnow, it states that MY intelligence, and thought processes, have grown. That IS a reading comprehension fail – for YOU.

I still fail to see the contradiction you are trying to explain. What you are doing, is twisting my words and reading into them wrong. That’s your fail as well.

.”Oh & btw, WTF? It’s normal for people that run to take shits while they run??”

I am dying laughing – my co-workers must think I’m insane

RUN AWAYY!!! reminded me of Monty Python and the quest for the Holy grail. I really should watch it again.

Maybe tasing this guy in the crotch would convince him to wear clothes next time?

You have far from upset me. I can handle things well enough. But like Mackac said, My opinion is my opinion and yours is yours. That’s fine.

“…but I seriously think that if we lived in a free-er nudity available society the perv’s and criminals would only jump to the next level of perversion.”

Christ. You must be scared to death of Europe and their evolved Super Pervs. But that’s right… Their perverts aren’t any worse than ours, despite greater availability to nudity. In fact, by most metrics, they have fewer and more tame perverts, generally. So, if perverts aren’t any worse in freer societies, how were you planning on demonstrating or proving your assertion? I know you said there was no sense in you listing any, but I think it might be necessary afterall.

What I believe PT to be saying is that there is a happy medium between letting everyone walk around naked whenever and where ever they want and charging them with a sex offense when they do.

It’s no secret that oppression of things like sexuality will result in some strange and sometimes dangerous behaviors and scenarios. Thanks to some fucked up Christian values, our society has demonized nudity to such a point that we consider those who are comfortable enough in their skin to run around in it as a threat to society. It’s gotten so bad that government programs and non-profit organizations have to spend millions in advertising and counseling to get women to breastfeed their own babies, the most natural thing in the world. The masses don’t blink an eye when the government misappropriates tax dollars, but when baristas bear bikinis, they come out in droves to protest. Schools are forced to cover sex ed because parents are too uncomfortable with it to properly educate their children.

I’m with PT. I’m quite convinced that our severe response to something as generally innocent as nudity creates perversion.

You are right about this not being a court but I still chose to not “convict” or accuse, condemn, allege, jump to conclusions, or whatever you want to call it, without further information on this guy at this point. People get destroyed for that type of behaviour from others. I think it’s sad.

Also, like I said, I know he MAY just be a pervert, but really, there are marathons where others do the same thing (see the video that JohnHouse posted above). Not everyone who does it is a creep or pervert. Some are just free spirits or they are trying to make a point or whatever else they might do it for.

As for his excuse of borrowing his dad’s shorts, maybe he wasn’t a hardcore runner but did want to run. Perhaps the guy has some mental deficiencies. Maybe he’s slow-in-the-head. Who knows? I’m just not prepared to accuse someone of being something that he may not. To me, that no different than what a gossip does. They fill in the holes with their own conclusions and I find that sad. Maybe because I come from a small town where gossip is a daily past time. I know all too well how badly gossip can get out of hand and I have been at the wrong end a few times (unfairly – once involving my near rape). To the point where if stoning were legal, I wouldn’t be sitting here typing right now.

“Christ. You must be scared to death of Europe”

Damn it. I was saving that argument.

“Schools are forced to cover sex ed because parents are too uncomfortable with it to properly educate their children”

Exactly. When I was 12 and got my first womanly visit while at school under the excuse that I sat in red paint, I ran home crying and flipping out. I didn’t know what was happened and I literally thought I was dying. I was terrified.

It’s this “censorship” of all things sexual, that creates parents who don’t know how to talk to their children about the important stuff, that creates people who are stunted by the reality of sexual behaviour and nudity OR creates people who get overloaded when they’ve “made the discovery”, creating perverts.

I seriously think that if we lived in a free-er nudity available society the perv’s and criminals would only jump to the next level of perversion.

Really? I don’t agree. I think that’s like saying if marijuana is legalized, then everyone who now smokes pot will just move on to harder drugs.

Athena sorry,but after working all day I am not in a mood at the moment to continue the discussion – so I will have to defer on the issue …plus its no fun really to discuss a subject with someone like Parrot who only seems interested in having an argument, which is badly disguised as a debate – while hurling adolescent insults.We will simply have to agree to disagree and move on to the next dum ass criminal.

hmm

Yes this is Cedric and I am about to pull my hair out (except that it is too short for me to grab) … made it home from work and my frigging home PC can never log onto whatever account I am using to comment on here from work.So, I am showing as bigcced right now, I didn’t even know that last post posted,I was so busy wrestling with the log in screen.I don’t like not being able to use my regular account – so I am done for today.Before I leave I want to apologize for any insults perceived or actual Parrot.Not to say you won’t get ticked another day at me … but you have my apology for this date in time.Smile … that’s how I roll….and may I say “Have a great day ? ” See you guys tomorrow.

PT, I know where you’re coming from with the small town gossip comment, and I know how hurtful and insidious it can be, first hand. Having said that, I’ll reiterate my earlier point, I really don’t think the guy is a pervert, I think he’s an attention whore. If the cops felt the need to corral him then obviously nobody else at this event was running and dangling. “My shorts kept falling down so I let them go” ?? Seriously ?? You said that maybe he wasn’t a hardcore runner but wanted to run, sure I can go with that, but if he wasn’t a hardcore runner the second his shorts hit the pavement he would have considered maybe calling it a day……unless…well, you know what I mean.

I get where you’re coming from too, but on your last sentence, maybe he didn’t stop to call it a day for more than just that reason. Like I suggested above, he could have mental issues or be slow. Maybe he figured that if running naked is allowed in other marathons, that it should be allowed in this one. Perhaps this was his way of protesting. I don’t know.

I do know though, that I am not prepared to call this guy a pervert yet. Nudists like to go bare, but they aren’t perverts. I would rather sit on the fence on this one than jump in to stone this guy.

“Their perverts aren’t any worse than ours, despite greater availability to nudity. In fact, by most metrics, they have fewer and more tame perverts, generally.”

I know you said “generally”, but isn’t the guy who likes to masturbate while rolling around in farm animal shit from England?

I realized that was a possible misinterpretation when I wrote it, but was far too high to care to correct it. LOL, sorry for your disappointment.

I realized that was a possible misinterpretation when I wrote it, but was far too high to care to correct it. LOL, sorry for your disappointment.

I realized that was a possible misinterpretation when I wrote it, but was far too high to care to correct it. LOL, sorry for your disappointment.

I realized that was a possible misinterpretation when I wrote it, but was far too high to care to correct it. LOL, sorry for your disappointment.

I realized that was a possible misinterpretation when I wrote it, but was far too high to care to correct it. LOL, sorry for your disappointment.

It’s all good. And hey, if we butt heads again, we butt heads again. I don’t hold things like that against people though because it’s human nature to not always agree with each other. The world would be a boring place if we all thought the same.

Pretty tame in comparison to, say, a violent serial rapist, wouldn’t you agree? I’d rather have my pervs minding their own business rolling around in animal shit than diddling kiddies or dragging women into bushes.

Pretty tame in comparison to, say, a violent serial rapist, wouldn’t you agree? I’d rather have my pervs minding their own business rolling around in animal shit than diddling kiddies or dragging women into bushes.

Lol. Were you worried I would leave because of a conflict? If so, not a chance. It would take a lot more than that to have me fly the coop. I did get a bit ruffled with the “stupid” accusation but otherwise, I wasn’t meaning to sound all angered or whatnot.

Why did you stop being a cop?

Yes, definitely need the video- sure I can concoct the visual but the real thing (tasing included) is probably far more humerous than I could imagine.

living in a country with the benefit of free health care, i’ve helped myself to it quite a bit of it in the past year. nothings wrong. in fact after getting off that wretched “american” diet, everything that was wrong with me has cleared up. i was plaaaaagued with gallbladder attacks – after the first few months of a brazillian diet, it was cleared up! i’m better than ever.

also

i’ve worked in some pretty heavy duty jobs where i’ve had to push myself to ridiculous limits – however it was at a slower pace. if it were a disease of some type working on my kidney’s i think i’d have this every time i over exerted myself.

which is why i’m convinced this isolated incident was running induced. i never run – and i was forced to run for about 10 blocks at top speed – to my body that was the equivalent of a marathon.

a good peep is fun..lol

its ok

its ok

its ok

I like your posts … well most of em … if not all.

I like your posts … well most of em … if not all.

I like your posts … well most of em … if not all.

Really? what about people who have been struck by lightening and lived? weren’t they eltrocuted?

Brett Henderson Flying Pig Streaker Banned From Future Races
Pleads Guilty To Public Indecency Charge
 
CINCINNATI — A man who attempted to run this year’s Flying Pig Marathon in the nude was sentenced Tuesday.

Brett Henderson, 35, made headlines when he was spotted running the marathon in May wearing only a headband and running shoes.

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Henderson pleaded guilty Tuesday to a public indecency charge. He was sentenced to a year of probation and 80 hours of community service.

In addition, Henderson must pay the entry fee for this year’s race, which he apparently had not paid, and is banned from running any future Flying Pig marathons.http://www.wlwt.com/r/29450837/detail.html