The friend and Chavez started to scuffle with the friend getting a firm hold of Chavez’ pants. Undeterred, Chavez simply worked his way out of the pants and made his way over a fence.
Police reported locating Chavez later ‘bleeding and disoriented.’ Chavez was taken to the hospital and an x-ray showed the stolen prescription medication to be deep inside his anal cavity.
Chavez is charged with burglary and evidence-tampering.
…and I am glad to now know that police-speak for shoving something really far up your ass is “evidence tampering.”Tags: Burglary, David Chavez, evidence tampering, rectum