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Body of Strangled, Pregnant Teen Found in Forest PreserveCalumet City, Illinois – The body of a pregnant teen was found strangled to death in a Cook County Forest Preserve.

The body of 18-year-old Rosemary Newman was discovered Sunday morning by a man walking his dog . After an autopsy on Monday, the medical examiner indicated Newman, who was 9-months pregnant, was strangled.

Newman’s mother says her daughter went out on Saturday night and was expected to return home at about 11:30. When the teenager did not return, Rosie Newman wasn’t worried for her safety, but rather concerned because her daughter was so far into her pregnancy.

“I know she was going to be having the baby pretty sooon. So I just started to worry. She didn’t come back at the time she was supposed to come back,” said Rosie Newman.

Police believe  it is likely the Alsip teen was murdered elsewhere and her body dumped in the forest preserve. She was last seen at a restaurant with a friend. While the Newman family does not know who killed Rosemary, they do not believe her murder was random.

The Cook County Forest Preserve Police, South Suburban Major Crime’s Task Force and the sheriff’s office are investigating the homicide.

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  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    God damn. I hope they find the piece of shit that would essentially murder TWO children! Yeah, she’s 18 and pregnant… but still so effing young!

    Anyone know what the laws are in IL when someone kills a *viable* 9 mo. old fetus? Jeezus I hope they can be charged with murder X 2! I am so sickened by this shit.

    RIP Rosemary and Rosemary’s Baby :-(

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    God damn. I hope they find the piece of shit that would essentially murder TWO children! Yeah, she’s 18 and pregnant… but still so effing young!

    Anyone know what the laws are in IL when someone kills a *viable* 9 mo. old fetus? Jeezus I hope they can be charged with murder X 2! I am so sickened by this shit.

    RIP Rosemary and Rosemary’s Baby :-(

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4H7KQQSIRG7TPBNXG7KLGM5V5M Judith

    Baby Daddy? Baby Daddy girlfriend?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4H7KQQSIRG7TPBNXG7KLGM5V5M Judith

    Baby Daddy? Baby Daddy girlfriend?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    I was thinking baby daddy too!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    I was thinking baby daddy too!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=600775544 Anonymous

    baby daddys wife perhaps?

  • Anonymous

    child support dodger…

  • FrikkenFrak

    Wow….just very, very sad. Who the hell could take the life of a woman AND child like this???? Damn.

    If she went out that evening, then people saw her. I hope someone comes forward with some useful info and they catch the killer!

  • http://www.facebook.com/andycarpenterjr Andy Carpenter

    oh look! She made the “news” and she is “black!” Chalk this one up on your racial media coverage notebook Morbid.

  • WorldsTallestMidget

    How sad! :(

  • Count Rackula

    Um, what? How does this story appearing on this website make any of Morbid’s points to you wrong? I’ve been watching you try to argue with him about this, albeit unsuccessfully, and I’m starting to think he’s been arguing with a toddler this entire time.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EFHX7YJV7E75CMXRU3INLQ7ABY Todd

    I live in Chicago and don’t recall hearing anything about this girl until she turned up dead. Definitely didn’t get a ton of local attention about her missing, doubtful any national coverage. Granted, the circumstances were a lot different than say the Holly Bobo case. Pregnant teenagers go missing often, gorgeous blonds are rarely abducted from their own home.

  • Anonymous

    Dude, you are so out of your league. You’re doing a little boo-yah dance because Morbid himself posted the story? And this counts against him…how, exactly?

  • Wanderer

    You didn’t hear about her until she turned up dead? Maybe because they found her body the next morning.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    I love it when people make themselves look like an idiot all on their own. It makes my job so much easier.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Hey, it’s entertaining at least. besides, it allows me to coast and prepare for arguing with intelligent people like Athena. Even though she is always wrong when she disagrees with me. :P

  • Anonymous

    Fuck you.

  • Anonymous

    Fuck you.

  • Anonymous

    It is really sad they weren’t able to find her body in time to save the baby. The father or someone associated with him wanted her dead. I cannot think of any other reason, but to get rid of the baby.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EFHX7YJV7E75CMXRU3INLQ7ABY Todd

    Makes sense.

  • Anonymous

    Now that last sentece of yours sounds kinda creepy thanks to the movie.

  • Wicked Smilee

    Somebody hated the idea of paying child support. Just sayin’,…

  • http://www.facebook.com/andycarpenterjr Andy Carpenter

    I love it when you come on here trying to campaign yourself as some kind of racial activist pioneer comparing Holly Bobo (a kid who got abducted) to the Barnes case. I noticed you never responded to my comment about that. I wonder why? Oh, I know! Because you would have made yourself look even more like a fucking idiot than you are. I don’t care how many fans you have on here. You’re not immune to being wrong, but you sure do get butt-hurt when it’s pointed out.

  • Count Rackula

    Isn’t EVERYONE who disagrees with you wrong? :P

  • http://www.facebook.com/andycarpenterjr Andy Carpenter

    Put your pom poms down Sally, there’s no one left in the stadium.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andycarpenterjr Andy Carpenter

    Put your pom poms down Sally, there’s no one left in the stadium.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andycarpenterjr Andy Carpenter

    lol, thank you Wanderer.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andycarpenterjr Andy Carpenter

    lol, thank you Wanderer.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Andy, in the entire history of this site, YOU have never pointed out me being wrong. You have, however, continually made yourself out to be an ignorant person prone to infantile fits and embarrassing displays of juvenile posts that seem to stem from simple jealousy.

    I’ve never said I am immune to being wrong, but I am saying that in regards to any debates you and me have ever been involved in, you are immune to being right. I’ve also never positioned myself as a racial pioneer (in fact, I have been called a racists because of my aggravation of black on white crime being reported as infrequently as missing black women). But had you a tad more synapses firing in that brain of yours, you would know all this already before coming in here continually to try and show off in front of God know who.

    I honestly do not try to neuter you in front of everyone all the time, but you keep calling me out accusing me of things that just aren’t true and are usually so far off base that I don’t even know how, or have the will, to respond to every stupid thing you post. I am not here for you. Quite the opposite, really.

    So go smoke a bowl or something. I’ll make sure I have more stories written for you to comment on when you get back. Some may even involve the black people who, going by your past posts, you hate so much.

    It’ll be fun.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Andy, in the entire history of this site, YOU have never pointed out me being wrong. You have, however, continually made yourself out to be an ignorant person prone to infantile fits and embarrassing displays of juvenile posts that seem to stem from simple jealousy.

    I’ve never said I am immune to being wrong, but I am saying that in regards to any debates you and me have ever been involved in, you are immune to being right. I’ve also never positioned myself as a racial pioneer (in fact, I have been called a racists because of my aggravation of black on white crime being reported as infrequently as missing black women). But had you a tad more synapses firing in that brain of yours, you would know all this already before coming in here continually to try and show off in front of God know who.

    I honestly do not try to neuter you in front of everyone all the time, but you keep calling me out accusing me of things that just aren’t true and are usually so far off base that I don’t even know how, or have the will, to respond to every stupid thing you post. I am not here for you. Quite the opposite, really.

    So go smoke a bowl or something. I’ll make sure I have more stories written for you to comment on when you get back. Some may even involve the black people who, going by your past posts, you hate so much.

    It’ll be fun.

  • Anonymous

    What about different races upsets you so much? I don’t mean that as a jab, but this just confuses me.

  • Anonymous

    What about different races upsets you so much? I don’t mean that as a jab, but this just confuses me.

  • Anonymous

    What about different races upsets you so much? I don’t mean that as a jab, but this just confuses me.

  • Anonymous

    What about different races upsets you so much? I don’t mean that as a jab, but this just confuses me.

  • Parrot Toes

    I think you need to go buy yourself a nice big shovel. You spew a lot of shit that needs burying.

  • Parrot Toes

    I think you need to go buy yourself a nice big shovel. You spew a lot of shit that needs burying.

  • Count Rackula

    Or he could just dig the hole, and jump in it. Then the whole thing and all future temper tantrums will be prevented.

  • Count Rackula

    Or he could just dig the hole, and jump in it. Then the whole thing and all future temper tantrums will be prevented.

  • Count Rackula

    Or he could just dig the hole, and jump in it. Then the whole thing and all future temper tantrums will be prevented.

  • Count Rackula

    I don’t think that it’s the different races that upset him, it’s the fact that he doesn’t know what he’s talking about; and now he’s crying in his blankie about it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andycarpenterjr Andy Carpenter

    So not only are the media racist, but I am too? I get the feeling you’re trying to redeem some sort of racial slur you made before or something. Either way, whatever makes you sleep at night… For the record, once again, I’m not racist. Anyone who’s on my Facebook can clearly see that’s a fact. Rodney Jerkins “Dark Child” is a personal friend of mine, as is his brother Freddy Jerkins lll, who also happens to be on my Facebook. I’ve been scouting talent for them now for about 8 years and guess what color “100%” of the talent is? Yeah, you guessed right, BLACK. So who the fuck are you to get on here telling thousands of people that I hate black people? If anything, you’re the fucking racist, which is why you wrote what you wrote in regards to the Barnes case. You went out of your way comparing Barnes to Bobo, when you know damn well an “abduction” case is going to get more media attention than a disappearance.

    What happened? Did you receive some sort of threat for your past racial slurs, so you decide to try and convince everyone that you’re all of a sudden “pro black?” You’re a fucking joke Morbid, and if anyone who’s on here that “hates blacks” it’s you. Hence why you feel the need to try and convince people otherwise.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andycarpenterjr Andy Carpenter

    So not only are the media racist, but I am too? I get the feeling you’re trying to redeem some sort of racial slur you made before or something. Either way, whatever makes you sleep at night… For the record, once again, I’m not racist. Anyone who’s on my Facebook can clearly see that’s a fact. Rodney Jerkins “Dark Child” is a personal friend of mine, as is his brother Freddy Jerkins lll, who also happens to be on my Facebook. I’ve been scouting talent for them now for about 8 years and guess what color “100%” of the talent is? Yeah, you guessed right, BLACK. So who the fuck are you to get on here telling thousands of people that I hate black people? If anything, you’re the fucking racist, which is why you wrote what you wrote in regards to the Barnes case. You went out of your way comparing Barnes to Bobo, when you know damn well an “abduction” case is going to get more media attention than a disappearance.

    What happened? Did you receive some sort of threat for your past racial slurs, so you decide to try and convince everyone that you’re all of a sudden “pro black?” You’re a fucking joke Morbid, and if anyone who’s on here that “hates blacks” it’s you. Hence why you feel the need to try and convince people otherwise.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andycarpenterjr Andy Carpenter

    So not only are the media racist, but I am too? I get the feeling you’re trying to redeem some sort of racial slur you made before or something. Either way, whatever makes you sleep at night… For the record, once again, I’m not racist. Anyone who’s on my Facebook can clearly see that’s a fact. Rodney Jerkins “Dark Child” is a personal friend of mine, as is his brother Freddy Jerkins lll, who also happens to be on my Facebook. I’ve been scouting talent for them now for about 8 years and guess what color “100%” of the talent is? Yeah, you guessed right, BLACK. So who the fuck are you to get on here telling thousands of people that I hate black people? If anything, you’re the fucking racist, which is why you wrote what you wrote in regards to the Barnes case. You went out of your way comparing Barnes to Bobo, when you know damn well an “abduction” case is going to get more media attention than a disappearance.

    What happened? Did you receive some sort of threat for your past racial slurs, so you decide to try and convince everyone that you’re all of a sudden “pro black?” You’re a fucking joke Morbid, and if anyone who’s on here that “hates blacks” it’s you. Hence why you feel the need to try and convince people otherwise.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andycarpenterjr Andy Carpenter

    So not only are the media racist, but I am too? I get the feeling you’re trying to redeem some sort of racial slur you made before or something. Either way, whatever makes you sleep at night… For the record, once again, I’m not racist. Anyone who’s on my Facebook can clearly see that’s a fact. Rodney Jerkins “Dark Child” is a personal friend of mine, as is his brother Freddy Jerkins lll, who also happens to be on my Facebook. I’ve been scouting talent for them now for about 8 years and guess what color “100%” of the talent is? Yeah, you guessed right, BLACK. So who the fuck are you to get on here telling thousands of people that I hate black people? If anything, you’re the fucking racist, which is why you wrote what you wrote in regards to the Barnes case. You went out of your way comparing Barnes to Bobo, when you know damn well an “abduction” case is going to get more media attention than a disappearance.

    What happened? Did you receive some sort of threat for your past racial slurs, so you decide to try and convince everyone that you’re all of a sudden “pro black?” You’re a fucking joke Morbid, and if anyone who’s on here that “hates blacks” it’s you. Hence why you feel the need to try and convince people otherwise.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andycarpenterjr Andy Carpenter

    So not only are the media racist, but I am too? I get the feeling you’re trying to redeem some sort of racial slur you made before or something. Either way, whatever makes you sleep at night… For the record, once again, I’m not racist. Anyone who’s on my Facebook can clearly see that’s a fact. Rodney Jerkins “Dark Child” is a personal friend of mine, as is his brother Freddy Jerkins lll, who also happens to be on my Facebook. I’ve been scouting talent for them now for about 8 years and guess what color “100%” of the talent is? Yeah, you guessed right, BLACK. So who the fuck are you to get on here telling thousands of people that I hate black people? If anything, you’re the fucking racist, which is why you wrote what you wrote in regards to the Barnes case. You went out of your way comparing Barnes to Bobo, when you know damn well an “abduction” case is going to get more media attention than a disappearance.

    What happened? Did you receive some sort of threat for your past racial slurs, so you decide to try and convince everyone that you’re all of a sudden “pro black?” You’re a fucking joke Morbid, and if anyone who’s on here that “hates blacks” it’s you. Hence why you feel the need to try and convince people otherwise.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    All kinds of creepy misfit peeps wondering around in the world … the killer could even be a woman … there is a lot of woman on woman crime too.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    All kinds of creepy misfit peeps wondering around in the world … the killer could even be a woman … there is a lot of woman on woman crime too.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    All kinds of creepy misfit peeps wondering around in the world … the killer could even be a woman … there is a lot of woman on woman crime too.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    All kinds of creepy misfit peeps wondering around in the world … the killer could even be a woman … there is a lot of woman on woman crime too.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Fucking Cal City. With Ford Heights and Gary, it forms a shit triangle from which it is hard for good people to escape the greedy, violent, and desperate people who creep in and refuse to leave until they have exploited every possible resource and left the communities they have invaded in ruins.

    My heart goes out to Rosemary Newman, her unborn child, and the family members who actually cared enough about her to worry when she didn’t come home.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Fucking Cal City. With Ford Heights and Gary, it forms a shit triangle from which it is hard for good people to escape the greedy, violent, and desperate people who creep in and refuse to leave until they have exploited every possible resource and left the communities they have invaded in ruins.

    My heart goes out to Rosemary Newman, her unborn child, and the family members who actually cared enough about her to worry when she didn’t come home.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Fucking Cal City. With Ford Heights and Gary, it forms a shit triangle from which it is hard for good people to escape the greedy, violent, and desperate people who creep in and refuse to leave until they have exploited every possible resource and left the communities they have invaded in ruins.

    My heart goes out to Rosemary Newman, her unborn child, and the family members who actually cared enough about her to worry when she didn’t come home.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Fucking Cal City. With Ford Heights and Gary, it forms a shit triangle from which it is hard for good people to escape the greedy, violent, and desperate people who creep in and refuse to leave until they have exploited every possible resource and left the communities they have invaded in ruins.

    My heart goes out to Rosemary Newman, her unborn child, and the family members who actually cared enough about her to worry when she didn’t come home.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Fucking Cal City. With Ford Heights and Gary, it forms a shit triangle from which it is hard for good people to escape the greedy, violent, and desperate people who creep in and refuse to leave until they have exploited every possible resource and left the communities they have invaded in ruins.

    My heart goes out to Rosemary Newman, her unborn child, and the family members who actually cared enough about her to worry when she didn’t come home.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Fucking Cal City. With Ford Heights and Gary, it forms a shit triangle from which it is hard for good people to escape the greedy, violent, and desperate people who creep in and refuse to leave until they have exploited every possible resource and left the communities they have invaded in ruins.

    My heart goes out to Rosemary Newman, her unborn child, and the family members who actually cared enough about her to worry when she didn’t come home.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Fucking Cal City. With Ford Heights and Gary, it forms a shit triangle from which it is hard for good people to escape the greedy, violent, and desperate people who creep in and refuse to leave until they have exploited every possible resource and left the communities they have invaded in ruins.

    My heart goes out to Rosemary Newman, her unborn child, and the family members who actually cared enough about her to worry when she didn’t come home.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Fucking Cal City. With Ford Heights and Gary, it forms a shit triangle from which it is hard for good people to escape the greedy, violent, and desperate people who creep in and refuse to leave until they have exploited every possible resource and left the communities they have invaded in ruins.

    My heart goes out to Rosemary Newman, her unborn child, and the family members who actually cared enough about her to worry when she didn’t come home.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Fucking Cal City. With Ford Heights and Gary, it forms a shit triangle from which it is hard for good people to escape the greedy, violent, and desperate people who creep in and refuse to leave until they have exploited every possible resource and left the communities they have invaded in ruins.

    My heart goes out to Rosemary Newman, her unborn child, and the family members who actually cared enough about her to worry when she didn’t come home.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Fucking Cal City. With Ford Heights and Gary, it forms a shit triangle from which it is hard for good people to escape the greedy, violent, and desperate people who creep in and refuse to leave until they have exploited every possible resource and left the communities they have invaded in ruins.

    My heart goes out to Rosemary Newman, her unborn child, and the family members who actually cared enough about her to worry when she didn’t come home.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Fucking Cal City. With Ford Heights and Gary, it forms a shit triangle from which it is hard for good people to escape the greedy, violent, and desperate people who creep in and refuse to leave until they have exploited every possible resource and left the communities they have invaded in ruins.

    My heart goes out to Rosemary Newman, her unborn child, and the family members who actually cared enough about her to worry when she didn’t come home.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Fucking Cal City. With Ford Heights and Gary, it forms a shit triangle from which it is hard for good people to escape the greedy, violent, and desperate people who creep in and refuse to leave until they have exploited every possible resource and left the communities they have invaded in ruins.

    My heart goes out to Rosemary Newman, her unborn child, and the family members who actually cared enough about her to worry when she didn’t come home.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Fucking Cal City. With Ford Heights and Gary, it forms a shit triangle from which it is hard for good people to escape the greedy, violent, and desperate people who creep in and refuse to leave until they have exploited every possible resource and left the communities they have invaded in ruins.

    My heart goes out to Rosemary Newman, her unborn child, and the family members who actually cared enough about her to worry when she didn’t come home.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Fucking Cal City. With Ford Heights and Gary, it forms a shit triangle from which it is hard for good people to escape the greedy, violent, and desperate people who creep in and refuse to leave until they have exploited every possible resource and left the communities they have invaded in ruins.

    My heart goes out to Rosemary Newman, her unborn child, and the family members who actually cared enough about her to worry when she didn’t come home.

  • Mamma

    mmmm smoke a bowl…I blanked out after that.

  • Mamma

    mmmm smoke a bowl…I blanked out after that.

  • Mamma

    If you read the two posts between you it’s obvious that you are high strung and grunty. He made you look stupid but you are too stubborn to back down. Morbid likes to argue but only when the argument is worth it. Anyone who actually knows him will tell you that he is a smartass but the aim of his irritation is at idiots, ie – you or people who are clearly in the wrong, ie – you again. Otherwise, he’s not going to be baited, Troll.

    You have been labeled. Stop poking. It’s unflattering.

  • Mamma

    If you read the two posts between you it’s obvious that you are high strung and grunty. He made you look stupid but you are too stubborn to back down. Morbid likes to argue but only when the argument is worth it. Anyone who actually knows him will tell you that he is a smartass but the aim of his irritation is at idiots, ie – you or people who are clearly in the wrong, ie – you again. Otherwise, he’s not going to be baited, Troll.

    You have been labeled. Stop poking. It’s unflattering.

  • Count Rackula

    ??? Was this supposed to be in response to me? If it was, I am confused.

  • Count Rackula

    So……………………. Reading comprehension? No? It’s a waste of time? Ok.

  • Parrot Toes

    I’m thinking that mamma meant that to be a reply to Andy and just posted it in the wrong place. Either that or she’s smokin’ too much of the bowl today. :D

  • Parrot Toes

    I’m thinking that mamma meant that to be a reply to Andy and just posted it in the wrong place. Either that or she’s smokin’ too much of the bowl today. :D

  • Parrot Toes

    I’m thinking that mamma meant that to be a reply to Andy and just posted it in the wrong place. Either that or she’s smokin’ too much of the bowl today. :D

  • Athena

    SHHHHHH! He’s making the famous, “I can’t be racist – I have black friends!” argument again. That shit never gets old.

    Zebra!

  • Mamma

    FUCK ME….

  • Mamma

    HAAAA! I suck ass. Please hold.

  • Mamma

    Please refer to my post accidentally put in reply to Count Rackula.

    You are in idiot. I made an innocent mistake. Cough.

  • Mamma

    Please refer to my post accidentally put in reply to Count Rackula.

    You are in idiot. I made an innocent mistake. Cough.

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    Ummm…. can I sell the tickets to that? ;-D

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    And this, too? Price just went up of course ;-P

  • Anonymous

    It certainly is tragic. 2 lives at once always is.

    I doubt that this one is going to be that hard to solve though. This isnt a random killing and there can be only so much motivation for someone to kill someone so close to giving birth. It takes alot of passion and hatred to do such a thing.

    On the flipside, at least the baby was likely better off. If this is what happened before the child was born, imagine what it would have been born into. At least the child can be born into peace and comfort and not into the shithole it was bound for.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    We’ll get him “Brandon’s Infamous Backhoe.” My best friend’s husband has this tendency to say really, really dumb things. And in trying to talk his way out of it just makes more of a mess. It’s adorable. So we always tell him we’re gonna buy him a backhoe, so he doesn’t have to work that hard with a shovel.

    However, he’s not as dumb as Mr. Carpenter. Thank god., I’d hit Brandon with a shovel, probably.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    We’ll get him “Brandon’s Infamous Backhoe.” My best friend’s husband has this tendency to say really, really dumb things. And in trying to talk his way out of it just makes more of a mess. It’s adorable. So we always tell him we’re gonna buy him a backhoe, so he doesn’t have to work that hard with a shovel.

    However, he’s not as dumb as Mr. Carpenter. Thank god., I’d hit Brandon with a shovel, probably.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    We’ll get him “Brandon’s Infamous Backhoe.” My best friend’s husband has this tendency to say really, really dumb things. And in trying to talk his way out of it just makes more of a mess. It’s adorable. So we always tell him we’re gonna buy him a backhoe, so he doesn’t have to work that hard with a shovel.

    However, he’s not as dumb as Mr. Carpenter. Thank god., I’d hit Brandon with a shovel, probably.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    We’ll get him “Brandon’s Infamous Backhoe.” My best friend’s husband has this tendency to say really, really dumb things. And in trying to talk his way out of it just makes more of a mess. It’s adorable. So we always tell him we’re gonna buy him a backhoe, so he doesn’t have to work that hard with a shovel.

    However, he’s not as dumb as Mr. Carpenter. Thank god., I’d hit Brandon with a shovel, probably.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    We’ll get him “Brandon’s Infamous Backhoe.” My best friend’s husband has this tendency to say really, really dumb things. And in trying to talk his way out of it just makes more of a mess. It’s adorable. So we always tell him we’re gonna buy him a backhoe, so he doesn’t have to work that hard with a shovel.

    However, he’s not as dumb as Mr. Carpenter. Thank god., I’d hit Brandon with a shovel, probably.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    We’ll get him “Brandon’s Infamous Backhoe.” My best friend’s husband has this tendency to say really, really dumb things. And in trying to talk his way out of it just makes more of a mess. It’s adorable. So we always tell him we’re gonna buy him a backhoe, so he doesn’t have to work that hard with a shovel.

    However, he’s not as dumb as Mr. Carpenter. Thank god., I’d hit Brandon with a shovel, probably.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    We’ll get him “Brandon’s Infamous Backhoe.” My best friend’s husband has this tendency to say really, really dumb things. And in trying to talk his way out of it just makes more of a mess. It’s adorable. So we always tell him we’re gonna buy him a backhoe, so he doesn’t have to work that hard with a shovel.

    However, he’s not as dumb as Mr. Carpenter. Thank god., I’d hit Brandon with a shovel, probably.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    We’ll get him “Brandon’s Infamous Backhoe.” My best friend’s husband has this tendency to say really, really dumb things. And in trying to talk his way out of it just makes more of a mess. It’s adorable. So we always tell him we’re gonna buy him a backhoe, so he doesn’t have to work that hard with a shovel.

    However, he’s not as dumb as Mr. Carpenter. Thank god., I’d hit Brandon with a shovel, probably.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    We’ll get him “Brandon’s Infamous Backhoe.” My best friend’s husband has this tendency to say really, really dumb things. And in trying to talk his way out of it just makes more of a mess. It’s adorable. So we always tell him we’re gonna buy him a backhoe, so he doesn’t have to work that hard with a shovel.

    However, he’s not as dumb as Mr. Carpenter. Thank god., I’d hit Brandon with a shovel, probably.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    We’ll get him “Brandon’s Infamous Backhoe.” My best friend’s husband has this tendency to say really, really dumb things. And in trying to talk his way out of it just makes more of a mess. It’s adorable. So we always tell him we’re gonna buy him a backhoe, so he doesn’t have to work that hard with a shovel.

    However, he’s not as dumb as Mr. Carpenter. Thank god., I’d hit Brandon with a shovel, probably.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    We’ll get him “Brandon’s Infamous Backhoe.” My best friend’s husband has this tendency to say really, really dumb things. And in trying to talk his way out of it just makes more of a mess. It’s adorable. So we always tell him we’re gonna buy him a backhoe, so he doesn’t have to work that hard with a shovel.

    However, he’s not as dumb as Mr. Carpenter. Thank god., I’d hit Brandon with a shovel, probably.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    We’ll get him “Brandon’s Infamous Backhoe.” My best friend’s husband has this tendency to say really, really dumb things. And in trying to talk his way out of it just makes more of a mess. It’s adorable. So we always tell him we’re gonna buy him a backhoe, so he doesn’t have to work that hard with a shovel.

    However, he’s not as dumb as Mr. Carpenter. Thank god., I’d hit Brandon with a shovel, probably.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    We’ll get him “Brandon’s Infamous Backhoe.” My best friend’s husband has this tendency to say really, really dumb things. And in trying to talk his way out of it just makes more of a mess. It’s adorable. So we always tell him we’re gonna buy him a backhoe, so he doesn’t have to work that hard with a shovel.

    However, he’s not as dumb as Mr. Carpenter. Thank god., I’d hit Brandon with a shovel, probably.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    We’ll get him “Brandon’s Infamous Backhoe.” My best friend’s husband has this tendency to say really, really dumb things. And in trying to talk his way out of it just makes more of a mess. It’s adorable. So we always tell him we’re gonna buy him a backhoe, so he doesn’t have to work that hard with a shovel.

    However, he’s not as dumb as Mr. Carpenter. Thank god., I’d hit Brandon with a shovel, probably.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Makes me wanna stay home til I have my baby. Isn’t murder the number one cause of death for pregnant women? How fucked up is that? Wtf is wrong with society?

  • Anonymous

    Yes it is. However, as long as your baby-daddy isnt a shallow peice of shit who regrets giving up his life of crack smoking to raise Jr., you should be ok.

    Just in case though,

    You can buy a can of mace and a tazer at your local gun store. Living in fear is for pussies and pussies who like to live in fear are the reason you cant fly commercially without getting sexually molested anymore.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    My husband is pretty cool. I don’t think he’s a murderer. Seems stable enough. Hell, he hasn’t killed ME yet, and I know I’ve had it comin’ more than once.
    I can buy mace at Sears, too. I just saw it there. Thought about it. But I’m a klutz. I’d probably mace myself. I’ll just stick to the basics for self defense: screaming incredibly loud and shrill, and kicking dudes in the penis.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    My husband is pretty cool. I don’t think he’s a murderer. Seems stable enough. Hell, he hasn’t killed ME yet, and I know I’ve had it comin’ more than once.
    I can buy mace at Sears, too. I just saw it there. Thought about it. But I’m a klutz. I’d probably mace myself. I’ll just stick to the basics for self defense: screaming incredibly loud and shrill, and kicking dudes in the penis.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    My husband is pretty cool. I don’t think he’s a murderer. Seems stable enough. Hell, he hasn’t killed ME yet, and I know I’ve had it comin’ more than once.
    I can buy mace at Sears, too. I just saw it there. Thought about it. But I’m a klutz. I’d probably mace myself. I’ll just stick to the basics for self defense: screaming incredibly loud and shrill, and kicking dudes in the penis.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    My husband is pretty cool. I don’t think he’s a murderer. Seems stable enough. Hell, he hasn’t killed ME yet, and I know I’ve had it comin’ more than once.
    I can buy mace at Sears, too. I just saw it there. Thought about it. But I’m a klutz. I’d probably mace myself. I’ll just stick to the basics for self defense: screaming incredibly loud and shrill, and kicking dudes in the penis.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    My husband is pretty cool. I don’t think he’s a murderer. Seems stable enough. Hell, he hasn’t killed ME yet, and I know I’ve had it comin’ more than once.
    I can buy mace at Sears, too. I just saw it there. Thought about it. But I’m a klutz. I’d probably mace myself. I’ll just stick to the basics for self defense: screaming incredibly loud and shrill, and kicking dudes in the penis.

  • Anonymous

    I would opt for the mace. Your “basics of self defense” arent likely to be reliable, and kinda rely on the hope that others will step in to help you. If you haven’t noticed, that doesn’t happen much anymore unless it is an elderly person who happens to be nearby but with all of their vigor, they prolly wont be able to do much.

    I would opt for the tazer. ive yet to see a man who can walk right through being tazed.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    I’d wind up tazing myself, too. No lie.

  • pikeman

    You remind me of that Jolene Whatever-her-name-is on the Holly Bobo thread that keeps remarks like this coming at me. Eventually you don’t answer because what’s the point.

  • pikeman

    You remind me of that Jolene Whatever-her-name-is on the Holly Bobo thread that keeps remarks like this coming at me. Eventually you don’t answer because what’s the point.

  • pikeman

    You remind me of that Jolene Whatever-her-name-is on the Holly Bobo thread that keeps remarks like this coming at me. Eventually you don’t answer because what’s the point.

  • pikeman

    I was working and missed all the fun, dammit!

  • pikeman

    Must have gotten you worked up with my comments earlier. A little paranoid? I would never kill anyone…….except those Jehovah’s Witnesses that come over and won’t leave.

    I need some of those sturdy plastic barrels that Heather was talking about earlier. “Jehovah whats? I don’t know what you are talking about, officer.”

  • Anonymous

    Have you seen Marc MacYoung’s “No Nonsense Self Defense” site? It may be worth a read-through.

    –Al

  • Anonymous

    That’s the part that makes me the saddest.Poor baby who didn’t do anything to anybody.

  • Anonymous

    I hear you… My guess is that the mother to be didn’t do anything to deserve this either. The whole thing is just plain sickening.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Ding! Ding! Ding!

  • Count Rackula

    Watching you deal with that was so hilarious! Poor Mamma, getting all frustrated.

  • Count Rackula

    Watching you deal with that was so hilarious! Poor Mamma, getting all frustrated.

  • Count Rackula

    Watching you deal with that was so hilarious! Poor Mamma, getting all frustrated.

  • Count Rackula

    Watching you deal with that was so hilarious! Poor Mamma, getting all frustrated.

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