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Man Mysteriously Catches Fire In Private Viewing Booth At Porn Shop

April 15, 2011 at 7:11 am by  

Golden Gate Adult Superstore Man Mysteriously Catches Fire In Private Viewing Booth At Porn ShopSan Francisco, CA — Not a lot of info on this one, but I’ll give ya what I got. Police say a man was hospitalized Wednesday with severe, life-threatening burns to the front of his body after he somehow caught fire inside a San Francisco porn store.

The man, who police have yet to identify, was apparently in a private viewing booth at the Golden Gate Adult Superstore when he burst into flames. Too easy…way too easy.

SFPD Lt. Troy Dangerfield has reported that a couple of officers were across the street from the porn shop when they saw the screaming man run out the front door of the store “engulfed in flames.” As luck would have it, there were some firefighters less than a block away and the flames were quickly extinguished.

The man was rushed to the St. Francis Memorial Hospital’s Bothin Burn Center, suffering from third-degree burns to nearly 90% of his body.

Investigators said they don’t know how the man caught fire and were searching the booth for flammable materials and/or accelerants. As always, we’ll keep you updated as more information is made available.

What do ya think? Spontaneous combustion? Faulty crack pipe? Inhalants? Dry doggin’? Let’s hear it.

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  • Parrot Toes

    Friction. My theory is that he took too much Viagra and was in there waaaaaay too long. Let this be a lesson. Spend the extra on a hooker.

  • Anonymous

    Was his penis made of flint?! Christ! That’s some serious friction!

  • Parrot Toes

    Maybe the girl behind the glass was so hot that she acted like the sun, the glass magnified her heat and directed it right onto his penis………

    I think that might be it. Do I get the medal for solving this mystery?….

  • http://www.facebook.com/jamesballard73 James Ballard

    Dry doggin deffenitly

  • http://www.facebook.com/jamesballard73 James Ballard

    Dry doggin deffenitly

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/ Dakota Valkyrie

    I bet he’s a Boy Scout. They can make fire out of anything.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/ Dakota Valkyrie

    I bet he’s a Boy Scout. They can make fire out of anything.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/ Dakota Valkyrie

    I bet he’s a Boy Scout. They can make fire out of anything.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PBDJFJOIJWGXJUBDDOV2A443ZM Jaime

    I imagine that he was inhaling poppers, very flammable, and then lit up a cigarette.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    I see Mission Street in the still of the video, so it could be crack!

    Or not. Maybe he was just smoking and lit his stupid ass on fire by accident with a spark falling onto his underwear that had mysteriously fallen to his ankles…

  • Anonymous

    If he’d been a boy scout he would have been prepared, though……?

  • Anonymous

    important safety tip: hand sanitizer is basically jellied alcohol. it should never be used as a lubricant.

  • Anonymous

    important safety tip: hand sanitizer is basically jellied alcohol. it should never be used as a lubricant.

  • Anonymous

    Perhaps his sick fuck companion in the booth decided that he needed to be punished in an ultimate way…

  • Anonymous

    Perhaps his sick fuck companion in the booth decided that he needed to be punished in an ultimate way…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    I’m going with friction.

  • Anonymous

    A flamer in San Francisco is a story?
    It was a case of premature conflagration.

  • Anonymous

    A flamer in San Francisco is a story?
    It was a case of premature conflagration.

  • hookerpie

    Guess Lindsay Lohan isnt the only one with a “fire crotch”

  • Gee

    I think God was punishing him. One too many times in the naughty booth and god said that’s it…. Pooof! Spontaneous Combustion

    Or maybe someone toss lighter fluid on his ass and lit a match! Either way sucks to be this poor guy with a burnt weeny

  • Gee

    I think God was punishing him. One too many times in the naughty booth and god said that’s it…. Pooof! Spontaneous Combustion

    Or maybe someone toss lighter fluid on his ass and lit a match! Either way sucks to be this poor guy with a burnt weeny

  • Gee

    I think God was punishing him. One too many times in the naughty booth and god said that’s it…. Pooof! Spontaneous Combustion

    Or maybe someone toss lighter fluid on his ass and lit a match! Either way sucks to be this poor guy with a burnt weeny

  • Gee

    I think God was punishing him. One too many times in the naughty booth and god said that’s it…. Pooof! Spontaneous Combustion

    Or maybe someone toss lighter fluid on his ass and lit a match! Either way sucks to be this poor guy with a burnt weeny

  • Gee

    I think God was punishing him. One too many times in the naughty booth and god said that’s it…. Pooof! Spontaneous Combustion

    Or maybe someone toss lighter fluid on his ass and lit a match! Either way sucks to be this poor guy with a burnt weeny

  • Gee

    I think God was punishing him. One too many times in the naughty booth and god said that’s it…. Pooof! Spontaneous Combustion

    Or maybe someone toss lighter fluid on his ass and lit a match! Either way sucks to be this poor guy with a burnt weeny

  • Gee

    I think God was punishing him. One too many times in the naughty booth and god said that’s it…. Pooof! Spontaneous Combustion

    Or maybe someone toss lighter fluid on his ass and lit a match! Either way sucks to be this poor guy with a burnt weeny

  • Gee

    I think God was punishing him. One too many times in the naughty booth and god said that’s it…. Pooof! Spontaneous Combustion

    Or maybe someone toss lighter fluid on his ass and lit a match! Either way sucks to be this poor guy with a burnt weeny

  • Gee

    I think God was punishing him. One too many times in the naughty booth and god said that’s it…. Pooof! Spontaneous Combustion

    Or maybe someone toss lighter fluid on his ass and lit a match! Either way sucks to be this poor guy with a burnt weeny

  • Gee

    I think God was punishing him. One too many times in the naughty booth and god said that’s it…. Pooof! Spontaneous Combustion

    Or maybe someone toss lighter fluid on his ass and lit a match! Either way sucks to be this poor guy with a burnt weeny

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

    I say that God got impatient and could not wait for him to burn in hell for his sins. He took matters into his own hands. Or realistically, it was friction.

  • guillotinegirl

    Touch thyself and the Lord shall smite thee. Amen.

  • guillotinegirl

    Touch thyself and the Lord shall smite thee. Amen.

  • LeaveMeBe

    No fricken idea what caused it but that’s hawt.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    crack kills…or at least you know…singes.

  • pikeman

    Laugh and crack jokes now, spontaneous combustion could claim any of us an any time! *Looks warily around and runs and hides for safety under the bed with bucket of water close by*

  • pikeman

    Laugh and crack jokes now, spontaneous combustion could claim any of us an any time! *Looks warily around and runs and hides for safety under the bed with bucket of water close by*

  • Coyote

    My guess is drugs, but considering he was burned over 90% of his body I’m also guessing he’s not going to live to tell about it.

  • Coyote

    My guess is drugs, but considering he was burned over 90% of his body I’m also guessing he’s not going to live to tell about it.

  • Anonymous

    He must have been a good boy scout…dude doesn’t even need sticks.

  • Anonymous

    He must have been a good boy scout…dude doesn’t even need sticks.

  • malq

    It’s pretty simple. he was gay and God hates fags.

  • Anonymous

    Jesus was gay. He was a fisher of men. The Bible says so. I think he was a bottom too. God loves him.

  • malq

    Really? Jesus was gay? I did not know that. What does a fisher of men mean? He hung out at gay bars? Or does it mean he was a serial murderer?
    I really cant argue your claim as I have never read the bible. Except to the part where it was Sunday and he rested. So I took a permanent hiatus.
    Please tell me more about how gay Jesus was. I am truly interested. This is fascinating!

  • Anonymous

    Must have been One Hell of a Show

  • Anonymous

    hey silly bitch, how about you read it first and then we’ll have a discussion. lol.

  • Anonymous

    hey silly bitch, how about you read it first and then we’ll have a discussion. lol.

  • Anonymous

    is NO ONE taught STOP, DROP AND ROLL anymore??????? You don’t run when you’re on fire! jeez!

  • pikeman

    All you people still think this is a joke? Well, maybe you should read this http://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/unexplained-phenomena/shc.htm That’s not enough to convince you? http://www.crystalinks.com/shc.gif and http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/k/A/shc_lg.jpg So laugh it up now, you won’t be laughing when you spontaneously combust! I have my bucket of water right next to me and “stop, drop, and roll” memorized. Damn, I need to buy a fire extinguisher.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Maybe his favorite movies are the Jackass series.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Maybe his favorite movies are the Jackass series.

  • malq

    Sorry I retract that. I am not that fascinated. I am not into ambiguous fiction.

  • Anonymous

    “It’s gettin’ hot in herre.
    So take off all yo’ clothes.
    I am gettin’ so hot
    I’m gonna git mah’ clothes off”.

  • Anonymous

    Steve French the mountain lion goes into the tent trailer.

    “Stop, drop & roll Trevor!”

    ” That’s for fire, Randy”.

    Even the Trailer Park Boys knew this & they are ALL stoopid.

  • Anonymous

    Steve French the mountain lion goes into the tent trailer.

    “Stop, drop & roll Trevor!”

    ” That’s for fire, Randy”.

    Even the Trailer Park Boys knew this & they are ALL stoopid.

  • pikeman

    I always wondered how long you would have to jerk off to cause enough friction on your pecker before you catch fire.

    Hmmmm? You won’t see me posting comments for some time. *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*……..

  • Wicked Smilee

    If masterbation is wrong, may gawd strike me down! PPPoooof!

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  • Anonymous

    What are poppers- some form of nitrous? I had a friend who was 30 years older than me and she said something about dancing in the 70′s and people inhaling poppers…

  • Anonymous

    What are poppers- some form of nitrous? I had a friend who was 30 years older than me and she said something about dancing in the 70′s and people inhaling poppers…

  • Anonymous

    See? SEE?! SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION /IS/ REAL!

    Jokes aside, I really hope this man isn’t/wasn’t injured permanently.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    I blame Kings Of Leon

  • http://profiles.google.com/leozzmanzig leo brizzee

    just like when you rub 2 sticks together

  • http://profiles.google.com/leozzmanzig leo brizzee

    just like when you rub 2 sticks together

  • http://profiles.google.com/leozzmanzig leo brizzee

    just like when you rub 2 sticks together

  • http://profiles.google.com/leozzmanzig leo brizzee

    just like when you rub 2 sticks together

  • http://profiles.google.com/leozzmanzig leo brizzee

    just like when you rub 2 sticks together