Drunk Judge Found In Bed Sheet After Trying To Enter Female Judge’s Hotel Room

He’s my idol.

“Gummo”? Like the movie???

And aww, come on. Female judge couldn’t just have hotel security escort the guy back to his room? He was obviously *drunk*.

And he’s not hideous looking. A little nerdy, but not hideous. I’m diggin’ the pornstache.

If I were making minimum wage as hotel security and was told I had to try and escort a naked, drunk judge to his room…you can bet I’d just let police handle it.

As a female, if a drunk man whom I had turned down showed up at my door naked repeatedly and tried to gain entry to my room without my permission by trying the door handle I probably would have called the cops then shot him so he probably got the better end of the deal just having the cops called.

Well, that’s what a hotel security guy’s job is to do. Unless the guy is wielding a big bat and presenting imminent danger to those around him, this could’ve been handled by the lazy fucks “making minimum wage” (which I’m not sure they do, a friend of mine worked one security job and it wasn’t min. wage). The only bat he was wielding was the one between his legs, LOL…and the sheet.

One year we stayed in a hotel that was hosting a convention for the deaf. Some of those deaf guys got really drunk and started causing a ruckus in the hallway at 2 AM, banging on our door constantly (and these were BIG deaf guys…). We called the front desk and they sent security up to handle it.

Yeah, that’s “your door” as in, your house. But this isn’t a house, this is a hotel (and it’s not “your door”, it’s the hotel’s door, and you are merely renting it out for a stay) that plays host to a convention, where people DO get drunk and they DO have security (the ones that don’t are No Tell Motels, and in that case, yeah, you call the cops).

I stay in 4 star hotels during conventions at least once a year and security can’t be bothered with these sorts of things, they assume its just drunks being drunk. If a woman says no she means no, and for all she knew he was intent on sexually assaulting her. Being a judge doesn’t absolve him from his actions or make him a good person.

Also, hotel rooms are considered the same as a rented home in most states…so if you can shoot someone breaking into your home in that state you can shoot someone breaking into your hotel room.

“No more yankie my wankie”…lmao!

Dude, that’s what I was thinking! It fits right in with Gummo the movie.

Dude, that’s what I was thinking! It fits right in with Gummo the movie.

Dude, that’s what I was thinking! It fits right in with Gummo the movie.

Well if you could get rid of that embarrassing shoplifting charge from 1984 when you stole a pack of condoms from Win Dixie, you woulda let him in.

She waited for the 3rd time!? His ass would’ve been grass BEFORE he finished his 2nd try.

Haha I bet he woke up the next day, hungover like a sumbitch, wondering what he did to be in jail….and feeling the floor drop out from beneath him when he was told. Bwahahahahahaha!! Try living that one down in the courthouse there, Mr. Pornstache P

Haha I bet he woke up the next day, hungover like a sumbitch, wondering what he did to be in jail….and feeling the floor drop out from beneath him when he was told. Bwahahahahahaha!! Try living that one down in the courthouse there, Mr. Pornstache P

I bet old Frank Oz-lookalike there was saying things like, “I find you guilty – of hawtness!”, and “I sentence you to hard labor – on my little Fozzie!”before the cops came. Or maybe he was having his own private little toga party.