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Dallas, TX — One of those assholes who drive a truck lifted 20-ft in the air has been charged with manslaughter after he ran over a woman in a strip club parking lot and killed her.

Kasey McKenzie, 23, was walking in the parking lot of the Spearmint Rhino when she stepped in front of 27-year-old Eric Crutchfield’s dumbass truck. The truck in question was an F-250 that had been lifted too ridiculous heights and unknowingly ran her over with two of his truck’s giant wheels. McKenzie died on the scene.

Patrons had to chase down Crutchfield who wasn’t aware he had just flattened a human being with his rolling cock extension. He was taken into custody and charged with intoxication manslaughter and driving with a suspended license. He has two previous arrests for possession of controlled substances.

In case some of you are wondering about the “intoxication manslaughter” charge like I was, turns out Texas is one of the few states that has a specific charge for anyone who kills someone if they are operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated. It’s a felony of the second degree.

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  • aka jas

    I think its awfully nice that that made a point to clarify that SHE DID NOT WORK THERE! Poor girl.

  • aka jas

    I think its awfully nice that that made a point to clarify that SHE DID NOT WORK THERE! Poor girl.

  • aka jas

    I think its awfully nice that that made a point to clarify that SHE DID NOT WORK THERE! Poor girl.

  • Tundratot

    He seemed to be in a good humor as the police talked to him (at the scene?). You’d think he’d be in shock or horrified. How could he not notice going over a body? Wouldn’t it have felt like going over a speed bump, at least? Is he always going over stuff because he can’t see it from 20 feet in the air!!

  • Smileypants

    Hey Morbid…..
    “Patrons had to chase down McKenzie ……”
    I think you meant chasing down the douchbag, Eric Crutchfield….McKenzie is the poor girl he ran over.
    I HATE trucks like that!! Who the hell can afford gas in those sumbitches anyways??? To think he even drove that thing drunk….wow, just WOW. What an asshole. I hope he serves some actual time for this, it IS in Texas- we have a chance for justice. What a beautiful girl =( I feel so bad for her family and friends….

  • Thanks. Fixed it.

  • Wildheart

    From the source article:

    The woman, 23-year-old Kasey McKenzie of Granbury who was an employee of the club, died at the scene from her injuries.

    http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2011/03/17/woman-killed-by-monster-truck-at-strip-club/

  • Wildheart

    From the source article:

    The woman, 23-year-old Kasey McKenzie of Granbury who was an employee of the club, died at the scene from her injuries.

    http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2011/03/17/woman-killed-by-monster-truck-at-strip-club/

  • Anonymous

    When I started reading I thought just another young idiot guy doing what all the other young idiot guys are doing, but he had an unintentional accident. Then I read drunk (wonder the blood alcohol level) and suspended license, and I thought stupid mother fucker. He sounds like a real Texan – let’s see what his final punishment is…

  • It was later clarified by friends and family that she did not work there. That’s what the video says, anyway.

  • Lizard

    Rolling cock extension and moist condoms. This has been your DAY, Morbid.

  • Anonymous

    Hopefully someone takes a blowtorch and a mallet to this guy’s testicles in jail. At least a match and a serving spoon….

    Teach him what pain is. Piece of shit!

  • Anonymous

    Hopefully someone takes a blowtorch and a mallet to this guy’s testicles in jail. At least a match and a serving spoon….

    Teach him what pain is. Piece of shit!

  • Anonymous

    Hopefully someone takes a blowtorch and a mallet to this guy’s testicles in jail. At least a match and a serving spoon….

    Teach him what pain is. Piece of shit!

  • Anonymous

    So sad that all of your are just taking jabs at him because he could afford a vehicle like that , it was an accident and he will have to live with know that he did that to her for the rest of his life and who in the hell walks out in front of a big ass truck ne fucking ways!!!

  • Anonymous

    Ive been reading comments on all the news sites and all everybody wants to talk about it his truck or saying he was on steriods!! who fucking cares!! People are are even mentioning those small facts of the matter are just jealous low lifes !! The facts are 2 peoples lives are over and so many are affected by this. There is children involved on both sides and wht a person drives shouldnt matter. Most of you who fucking commented your worthless 2 cents Im sure are quilty of drinking and driving at least once in your life! Guess you were lucky enough that you didnt take another life by accident!! So get over calling someone a douch bag just cuz they have a jacked up truck … get over yourself and look at the big picture here!! FUCK you people are idiots!!

  • dr.awkward

    Holy crap, another “quilty”?!
    Where do you people COME from?

  • Parrot Toes

    “Most of you who fucking commented your worthless 2 cents Im sure are quilty of drinking and driving at least once in your life!”

    That’s your argument? Do you seriously think that most people have driven drunk at some point in their lives? I can honestly say that I never have and I would bet that most of the people who have posted here can say the same thing.

    And Lmfao at “QUILTY”. Moron.

    Also, jacked up trucks are ridiculous. They are also illegal where I am and I am glad that my law system has made them that way. Driving should be a responsibility that is taken seriously. It shouldn’t be about extending your manhood and showing off your money. There are too many people driving that think their right to drive is a luxury owed to them. This guy obviously felt that way or he would have been abiding the law and learning a lesson when his license was suspended. Instead, he only thought about his own selfish needs and a woman died because of it. I hope he lives with nightmares for the rest of his life that drive him insane.

  • I don’t even think it’s a thing about showing off money, because look at the types of fuckwads who have these trucks…they’re trash.

  • malq

    Funny written article Morbid. I had to laugh even though it had a tragic death.
    I have to say these trucks serve no purpose. In deep snow,woods and boulders you are screwed once it hits your axles which are only as high as the wheel centers. the only bonus is you get to grab the chicks ass and throw her in the truck like a bowling ball unless you get fucked up and run over them first.

  • Anonymous

    First off, what Morbid said is true: His truck is the inches of lenght his dick is missing. These guys are usually huge as in obese or ripped. I have a neighbor that made his 1/4 ton truck a mosnter truck by adding tires that are too big for it. Then he added a sticker that made him be a huge douche: “I drive a big truck cause FAT CHICKS CAN’T JUMP”.

    I fucking hate those damned trucks, they’re for hicks & dick! Usually the dicks that do that to their trucks DO NOT NEED those tires at all. My husband works in the oil industry & he needs a monster truck to get into the wells in the spring, fall & winter. I mean monster truck b/c he needs a 3/4-1 ton truck fully equipted w/the best tires… There is no need for tires that size unless you work in the Oil Sands & you drive a HUGE YELLOW TONKA LOOKING TRUCK.

    I wish there was a law about this. Oh & I’m hoping someone that knows & likes cars/trucks says here that doing that to a truck is actually bad for it.

    Oh, btw if he wanted a fucking monster truck why wouldn’t he make it a profession to drive those ridiculous vehicles that are only fun when in a rally????

  • Anonymous

    NO ONE IN THE FORUM IS TALKING ABOUT HIS ECONOMICAL STATUS!!! We are talking about his stupidity of thinking owning a truck & adding those tires make him be cool or attractive.

    The only thing I agree is how come she didn’t see this truck. Usually those damned things make a huge ruckus to also call the attention of all the bimbos that go for guys with huge cars & little dicks.

  • a lot of people fucking care. what he does in his spare time (driving drunk, pumping himself full of roids, driving his truck illegally, laughing while being questioned AFTER plowing over his victim…) is very much an accurate depiction of who this piece of shit is.

    and btw i like your username. you’d think that someone with so much more of a life than the rest of us wouldn’t give a damn what the silly internet thinks – unless of course they didn’t have this superior life to begin with and hung on the words of faceless. random. people =X

  • Anonymous

    Let me guess, you own a truck like this one… What a person drives MATTERS IN THIS CASE BECAUSE IT WAS THE WEAPON OF CHOICE. I can actually cast a stone because I HAVE NEVER DRANK & DRIVE BEFORE & I AM NOT FUCKING LYING… ask everyone in this forum that I’ve always said that. The big picture here is his dick-extension-truck was driven when he was drunk & he killed someone. YOU ARE AN IDIOT with an & I’m quoting you:

    “JACKED UP TRUCK”.

  • Anonymous

    So I’m not the only one that agrees on this, the ones that have these trucks are multi-race trash… no matter what race or place of birth they’re all TRASH!

  • Parrot Toes

    Perhaps I should have worded that a bit different:

    “It shouldn’t be about extending your manhood and/OR showing off your money.”

    That is really what I meant, but I really didn’t think it would be a big issue without the “or”. I figured most everyone would just get it the way I meant it. I realize that a jacked up vehicle doesn’t represent someone having money necessarily, I just didn’t think that I needed to really explain that.

  • I never thought we would actually get another “quilty” comment. Kudos.

  • I never thought we would actually get another “quilty” comment. Kudos.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    No, we’re taking jabs at him because he is a moron, and a young woman is DEAD because he was a drunk moron.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    That’s the sort of thing that makes me wish I could have a rocket launcher attached to my car so I could blow up assholes like that.

    Incidentally, I do know women who would be classified as “fat” who can jump–they just wouldn’t want to be associated with anyone who would make his truck into the Douchemobile.

  • Anonymous

    Hey, I’m not bashing overweight people, I’m just saying what the sticker reads… I’m not fat but I find him incredibly idiotic & I betcha he’ll end up marrying that “fat” girl that he makes fun off.

    There’s nothing wrong with being fat though.

  • One question: how the hell do you get IN a vehicle that god damn tall? I’d have to do some monkey-like scrambling to get up there. That just doesn’t sound fun. I like being able to get in and out of my vehicle without risking broken bones.

  • The guys with those “no fatties” stickers date some real UGLY skinny chicks. Just something I’ve noticed…

  • The guys with those “no fatties” stickers date some real UGLY skinny chicks. Just something I’ve noticed…

  • here in california, pedestrians have the right of way, and everyone “walks in front” of anything, even those huge dumbass trucks for the smaller penis guys.
    oh, and LMAO at your truck too…. what a douche.

  • malq

    The Q is so far from the G on the keyboard, I have to assume quilty was intentional.

  • easy answer: he lives in it, and doesnt get out, ever. can’t afford to, gas and tires takes all the money he earns at the taco stand.

  • Anonymous

    Um, what exactly would we be jealous of? The fact that he has prior drug convictions and a suspended driver’s license? Or that fact that he has killed someone and will spend the next 2 to 20 years in jail? Yeah, lots to be jealous of there.

  • Lizard

    You assholes shut up! I cant beleve you keep comenting on this story. There is children involved! You people are idiots, who fucking cares!!! There is small facts of the matter that is getting mentioned by you jealous low lifes!! Peoples lives are over and u all have to put your 2 cents in. Plus all of you is jealous because you drives a chevette or a gremlin not a cool ass monster truck and are quilty of driving while drinking. You were lucky enough douch bag, look at the car you drive and dont take steroids.

  • DamagedGoods

    Only God can judge!

  • Anonymous

    For some reason this story reminds me of the “All American” Jack In The Box radio commercial. “Monster trucks driving over smaller monster trucks”

    Such is my train of thought at the sound of the words Monster Truck.

  • Anonymous

    For some reason this story reminds me of the “All American” Jack In The Box radio commercial. “Monster trucks driving over smaller monster trucks”

    Such is my train of thought at the sound of the words Monster Truck.

  • Anonymous

    For some reason this story reminds me of the “All American” Jack In The Box radio commercial. “Monster trucks driving over smaller monster trucks”

    Such is my train of thought at the sound of the words Monster Truck.

  • Parrot Toes

    Since I don’t believe in God, I will go with the next best thing – my dog! (Since, you know, dog is God spelled backwards.) Since my dog can’t talk, I will talk for her. She has judged this guy as QUITLY!

  • Anonymous

    1. Why do you come to this site?

    2. While my grammar is far from spectacular, I can never quite get past someone who wishes to make a strong point yet communicates as though they’ve not made it past the 8th grade.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    I’m so sick of sharing air with total idiots like wtfgetalife. Notice your words, “he will have to live”. The victim doesn’t get to live in any capacity.

  • Anonymous

    I’m so sick of sharing air with total idiots like wtfgetalife. Notice your words, “he will have to live”. The victim doesn’t get to live in any capacity.

  • Anonymous

    I’m so sick of sharing air with total idiots like wtfgetalife. Notice your words, “he will have to live”. The victim doesn’t get to live in any capacity.

  • Anonymous

    I’m so sick of sharing air with total idiots like wtfgetalife. Notice your words, “he will have to live”. The victim doesn’t get to live in any capacity.

  • Well, I guess it was needed because of the way you framed it there. Coupling “extending your manhood and showing off your money” along with “right to drive”, “luxury owed to them” and an air of entitlement made it sound like the people who buy these kinds of mods are rich, snooty folk who couldn’t give less of a damn about the rest of us peons who cannot afford to get their trucks idoitically jacked up like that. And from my experience and observation, they just aren’t THAT type. THAT type buys a Rolls Royce.

    …This is the trashy, fucktarded, “Come on Maw, let’s go pick up sum tolier paper at Wal-Mart” WWF-fan’s Rolls Royce.

  • And God said, “Lo, the meta of the funny has been created: “quitly”. Let there be wine and merriment.”

  • Usually they’re those bleach-blond, tanned pieces of beef jerky who like to wear hot pink bathing suit bras with jeans. If they’re Mexican, they’re the type who like to shave off their eyebrows and draw in some jacked up crap (my G-d, there was one girl just like this who worked at a grocery store I used to frequent in San Francisco…she used to paint in her eyebrows pencil thin and a really high arch that made it look like one of these: > (turn it sideways) ).

  • Anonymous

    Along with the “fat chicks can’t jump” bumper sticker, I find that douchebags also like to put Truck Nutz on their trucks.

  • Anonymous

    i think its pretty stupid that everyone is sitting here talking about this guy as if he’s just some dumb drunk idiot who doesn’t have a care in the world for running this girl over. YOU were not there! so do not talk about it as if you were. just because he was drinking and drives a big truck does not mean he’s the bad guy for some young girl walking in front of his truck. i mean really.. who does that? this guy could have a family and be a good guy.. but all of you running your mouth dont actually know that because you dont know him nor do you know anything about the situation except little bits about what the news says. everyone drinks and everyone goes out. he happens to drive a big lifted up truck, just like 90% of the southern male population. he shouldn’t be talked about like this. point blank, its a sad situation but no one is at fault. had this girl been an actual stripper that worked at that club i bet alot of you would be talking alot less shit!

  • Anonymous

    Was the driver drunk? Was his truck so high that he could not easily see a five-foot tall person walking in front of it? Yes, and yes. Therefore, this guy is an idiot, and a young woman is DEAD. She also had a family, and they won’t get to visit her anywhere but a cemetery. Therefore, he SHOULD be publicly shamed as the drunk-ass douche-truck-driving asshole that he is. And had Kasey been a stripper, your boy would still be a murderer.

  • Anonymous

    Probably Minnesota…

  • Lizard

    Dude, I’m a writer and editor for this fucking site. That would be why I come here.

  • DamagedGoods

    Methinks you may have missed the parody element there… you might want to look at Lizard’s posting history & umm.. the articles she writes…

  • DamagedGoods

    Methinks you may have missed the parody element there… you might want to look at Lizard’s posting history & umm.. the articles she writes…

  • Lizard

    I’m going out today to buy myself a monster truck. It will have to have a gun rack, right? (And, yes, I *must* have the trailer hitch dangly testicles.)

  • DamagedGoods

    Don’t forget a really loud annoying muffler, and make sure to rev it at any time possible… as much as possible… extra points for 4 am revving

  • Maybe you should read this article.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

  • Oh, well. That explains a lot! Thanks 😀

  • Oh, well. That explains a lot! Thanks 😀

  • We know all we need to know about him by his actions after he murdered a woman. He LAUGHED about it! That says a lot about him as a person.

  • We know all we need to know about him by his actions after he murdered a woman. He LAUGHED about it! That says a lot about him as a person.

  • We know all we need to know about him by his actions after he murdered a woman. He LAUGHED about it! That says a lot about him as a person.

  • I’m a southern male and I think those raised trucks are fucking retarded. They waste gas too.

  • Are these types of trucks common? Aside from a monster truck rally I have never seen one before…ever. Are they even street legal?

  • I’m learning a lot today! This is my first time hearing of Truck Nutz. I just googled them and they look very dumb.

  • Parrot Toes

    Hello……the “Fat girls can’t jump” sticker?……

    You need that. You complete me, er I mean, it completes it. *shifty eyes*

  • Lizard

    Monster Prius for you, man.

  • Lizard

    Monster Prius for you, man.

  • Lizard

    How about I get a custom bumper sticker. “Fat girls can’t jump, but they sure can hump!”

  • Lizard

    How about I get a custom bumper sticker. “Fat girls can’t jump, but they sure can hump!”

  • Parrot Toes

    nor do you know anything about the situation except little bits about what the news says

    Little bits that we know? Such as a girl was killed by his truck he was and shouldn’t have been driving? That’s a big bit to me.

    Also, had this girl been a stripper, I would be feeling the exact same. I don’t discriminate like that but thanks for assuming I do.

  • Down here in the south we use them to easily identify who’s retarded and/or fucking their sister.

  • Down here in the south we use them to easily identify who’s retarded and/or fucking their sister.

  • I’d rock it like it was the cats pajamas.

  • I’d rock it like it was the cats pajamas.

  • I’d rock it like it was the cats pajamas.

  • I’d rock it like it was the cats pajamas.

  • Parrot Toes

    Street legality varies from state to state, country to country. In Alberta, Canada (where I am), there are regulations for how far your bumper can be from the road to be street legal. For passenger trucks under 4500 Kg’s, it’s no more than 750 mm from the road to the lowest part of the bumper. There are tons of restrictions and laws that go into determining it, but that is just the basics for here. Other places have higher allowances, like Florida.

  • Parrot Toes

    I don’t love you anymore. Just sayin’.

    😛

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    I know you weren’t bashing overweight people–I just figure anyone who has a sticker like that on his vehicle is probably a douche with a limited imagination.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Yup–doesn’t matter if she’s ugly as long as she’s not an ounce over her ideal body weight. Being able to play her ribs like a xylophone is a plus.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Aw, you changed your name!

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Aw, you changed your name!

  • Parrot Toes

    Quitly…..hahahahaha……

    Whatchya talkin’ aboot, huh?…..

  • Valerie

    I admit I did drive a little tipsy one night (one shot about 45 min. before i left the bar). Not to give an excuse, but my DD started drinking immediately after I did, so I stopped and left when said DD started causing a lot of trouble. A good friend of mine was killed by a drunk driver that same night. I never did it again. Hell, I haven’t even gone to a bar since unless I was picking up a friend from one.

  • hershey

    It doesn’t matter what he drives. I drive a big truck and I’m always worried about backing up or hitting some elderly person at Walmart. The difference is I am very careful. I think before backing up. I am installing a backup camera in a few weeks (just got the truck). I would rather spend a few hundred bucks being proactive than to spend the rest of my life in misery knowing I killed someone.

    Of course, this article says she stepped in front of the vehicle. Was she on a cell phone? I don’t know, that just doesn’t make sense to me at all. Maybe she was crossing the parking lot exit of the strip club and assumed he would stop, but in his impaired state, he did not.

    Of course, the loss of life of someone innocent is tragic enough, but I would say poor guy if he had immediately stopped and said, “OMG, I just ran over some one!” No, his happy drunk azz kept on going. If there had not have been witnesses, he wouldn’t have ever known.

  • hershey

    I recently bought a monster van not as a “rolling cock extension,” but because someone hit me while I was sitting at a red light and totaled my Honda Accord. Being that it was a 1995 with 200k miles, I received less than $2500 for it. Gas prices are going up and only the big azz trucks are cheap now. Yeah, I’ll be going to pick up toilet paper at Walmart in it. 😉

    …just saying

    Ok, yes, it does make me feel more manly. I walk with a bit more swagger with my condom purchases. :p

  • hershey

    I recently bought a monster van not as a “rolling cock extension,” but because someone hit me while I was sitting at a red light and totaled my Honda Accord. Being that it was a 1995 with 200k miles, I received less than $2500 for it. Gas prices are going up and only the big azz trucks are cheap now. Yeah, I’ll be going to pick up toilet paper at Walmart in it. 😉

    …just saying

    Ok, yes, it does make me feel more manly. I walk with a bit more swagger with my condom purchases. :p

  • Parrot Toes

    *coughcough* white trash *coughcough*

    😛

  • Parrot Toes

    *coughcough* white trash *coughcough*

    😛

  • Parrot Toes

    *coughcough* white trash *coughcough*

    😛

  • Parrot Toes

    *coughcough* white trash *coughcough*

    😛

  • Parrot Toes

    My husband has one of those backing up cameras on his truck. I could play with that forever. He doesn’t let me drive his truck anymore…… :

  • hershey

    I’m going to put a bed in “the church van,” as I have dubbed it because it is white.

    Kneel before me and start praying. :p :p :p

  • hershey

    They aren’t real common, but yeah, I see them occasionally in the DFW area in Texas. I mainly see them at home improvement centers. They take up 4 parking spaces!

  • Canuck Gramz

    wtfgetalife — I want to point out that this guy was a DRUNK DRIVER! You drink, get in a vehicle ( big or small!) and KILL another human being, you are a KILLER. The guy who did this is the one who killed and the one who hurt his family and her family. Drunk driving is not an “accident”! That you even HINT at defending this guy makes me sick! I visit a grandbaby’s grave because of some selfish jerk who drank and got behind the wheel!

  • Rules vary from state to state, but the headlights on this guy’s truck were above the head of a 6-foot tall reporter in a still shot taken when the truck was impounded–meaning that his truck was definitely NOT street legal in Texas, or Oklahoma, or any other state that I know of. Most states place restrictions on street-legal vehicles such that the center of the headlights can be no more than about 50 inches above the surface of the road. I can’t remember the exact height restrictions in Texas and Oklahoma, but I looked them both on and they were both close to that 50-inch approximate average. There were certainly nowhere NEAR the 70+ inches above the street that this moron’s lights were.

    I saw his friends defending him on another site, saying he’s not a bad guy, just likes trucks, blah, blah, blah. I’m from Louisiana, and no matter where I go in the South I hear the same “it’s just a hobby like any other hobby” excuse. Funny, then, that every guy I’ve ever known or talked to who owns one of these jacked-up rigs is an unqualified douchebag with a gaping hole where his self-esteem ought to be and an obvious case of MP (Microscopic Penis) Syndrome.

    What I can’t figure out in this case is why in the world this Eric Crutchfield guy even went to a strip club when he knew he was going to have to leave his prosthetic penis in the parking lot.

  • Sure you do. Love without occasional strife is just plain *boring*.

  • I saw them when I went to Texas, but I don’t think they’re street legal here in California. I do see jacked up cars (cars, not trucks) here and there though, so I dunno. The cars themselves don’t go as high as the trucks and the drivers of the cars can definitely still see people in front of their cars.

  • Athena

    I’d just like to gratitude for this post. It’s lengthy; probably took a few minutes to compose, but goddamn is it worth every last character.

    Some stereotypes exist for a reason.

  • Anonymous

    Epic post is epic. It’s so BEAUTIFUL! *cry*

  • malq

    I am driving my Sherman tank to work tomorrow!

  • malq

    I am driving my Sherman tank to work tomorrow!

  • Anonymous

    I had to ROFL at the “rolling cock extension” term. Its perfect!

    I’ve always hated those monster trucks, fortunately my hubby, although he likes having a truck, doesn’t want one that says Douch-nozzle micopenis like this loser’s does – a regular truck is just fine. 😛

    My sympathies to the family of the murdered girl – what a waste of a young life because of some drunk asshole. 🙁

  • Anonymous

    I had to ROFL at the “rolling cock extension” term. Its perfect!

    I’ve always hated those monster trucks, fortunately my hubby, although he likes having a truck, doesn’t want one that says Douch-nozzle micopenis like this loser’s does – a regular truck is just fine. 😛

    My sympathies to the family of the murdered girl – what a waste of a young life because of some drunk asshole. 🙁

  • Anonymous

    I’m not going to lie and say I’ve never drank and drove. I’ve made many mistakes in my life and thankfully I’ve learned from them and didn’t get in much trouble. With that being said, it is a tragety to see a young girl die in this way. I had a neighbor who got run over by a semi after an argument and the semi driver drove off and didn’t even notice. When you drive something that huge you really won’t notice when you run over something as little in comparison as a human body. Either way, he shouldn’t have been driving something that big and he shouldn’t have been driving drunk. and especially when you combine the 2.