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ATHERTON, Calif.— A teacher at Selby Lane School is on paid leave after he rattled a desk to get the attention of his class and a startled student called 911.

Police were called to the school after receiving a 911 call about a teacher causing a disturbance and possibly throwing things. When they arrived they found a calm teacher with a class in session. Police determined nothing had been thrown, but rather the teacher had simply rattled a desk to get the attention of his 8th-grade math class.

One of the girls in the class, probably a foreign exchange student from France, got scared by this and left the classroom to call police on a cell phone before running through the hallways screaming at her own shadow.

The other students in the class weren’t bothered by the teacher’s actions, said Sgt. Tim Lynch. Though the teacher “dramatically” made his point, “it wasn’t a teacher out of control,” he added.

Because police were called, the teacher, who has never had a complaint filed against him in the past, will remain on paid leave until the investigation is complete.

Kids today need to toughen up a bit. My 8th-grade teacher would get your attention by slamming your desk before squeezing your face into fish-lips while yelling at you. The one and only time I told on her, my parents spanked my ass for not paying attention in class. However, if you were real good, she’d buy you beer and give you a hand-job in the bathroom.

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  • Anonymous

    ” One of the girls in the class, probably a foreign exchange student from France, got scared by this and left the classroom to call police on a cell phone before running through the hallways screaming at her own shadow.”

    Made me spit my coffee –

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Paid leave for scaring that poor child half to death? Seriously? I say we let rats gnaw his penis off before we dip him into a vat of boiling oil.

  • Anonymous

    this behavior cannot go unchecked! first, it’s the desk rattling… then, its the finger drumming… then, [gasp] snapping pieces of chalk.

    where does it all lead?! i don’t know, but i damned well don’t want to find out…

  • http://www.facebook.com/JellyBellyMomma Kimberly Hanselman

    My choir teacher got our attention by throwing her music stand at us, LMAO!

  • Parrot Toes

    Whiney-assed brats. Oooo, scary teacher shook the desk, ooooo….

    I am so worried about our future, yet oddly curious at the same time.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YZUYLTGAQNEDLAGNS6MOWH37WY Angie

    I had a teacher that used to whack a yard-stick on her desk. *THWACK!!!!* It was loud enough to get the attention of the class next door, and if you were one of the goof-offs not paying attention, you practically peed your pants in shock. Someone should have intervened. Torture, it was… sheer torture.

  • Anonymous

    This is why children should not be allowed to have cell phones in school – I would ground her ass for using her cell phone in class and for ditching class. Teen/Tweens at that age are such drama queens!

    My old water polo/swim coach would throw chairs at us while we were in the pool in order to get out attention!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    My band teacher did that! haha

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    One of my mom’s teacher was a hockey coach. To get kid’s attention or just to be goofy, he’d throw foam hockey pucks around the room. One day, someone switched the hockey pucks with real pucks. He picked it up, not realizing it was fake, and whipped it toward the back of the class. It broke through the chalkboard, went through the wall, and came out through the chalkboard in the classroom next door.
    I bet he was glad it wasn’t one of the times he was throwing a puck at a student!

    This chick needs some sort of mental evaluation if rattling desks freak her out. That’s just not normal. Or she’s a heinous bitch with a grudge. It should be interesting to see how this plays out.

  • Anonymous

    Our maths teacher did that, – until one day he broke the meter-long ruler! It belonged with the blackboard, and we were always getting told we mustn’t touch it without a teacher present for fear we would break it……..

  • Anonymous

    I had a choir teacher who did that. The whole class got together and went to the office to try to get her for it and we got in trouble!

  • Anonymous

    My English teacher (who used to spit constantly when she talked & is the reason why we all left the first 2 rows of chairs empty as to not get sprayed) used to throw the chalkboard’s eraser & she made sure to aim for the head. While most of us weren’t hurt we all knew Miss Vazquez was aiming for your hair (as we’re all latinos we had black hair) & we’d walk around with squares of white chalky hair for the rest of the day.

  • Summer

    Oh my. This sounds like something my 14 year old niece would do. Big, mean, scary teacher scared the poor girl. This girl is probably also one of those that gets in trouble all the time, but it’s never her fault. The teachers are all idiots and they’re just out to get her. Fucking kids these days. I just want to send them all to military school so they can see what tough really is.

  • Smileypants

    One of my teachers in HS got me good. I fell asleep on my desk (you know those one piece desk/chair combos that comes around your right side) with my head kind of nestled in my arms. He picked up the whole desk from the front, lifted it maybe a foot of the ground…..and let go. I woke up, scared shitless, wondering what happened, with drool coming out of my mouth.

    He did that to anyone who fell asleep in his class. No one ever called 911….hell I don’t think we even complained about it to mummy and dada. We knew we weren’t supposed to be sleeping, so…..? Why get my own ass in trouble at home?!?! Either this chick is the biggest wuss ever, or she was trying to get this teacher in trouble. Either way, it’s pretty lame.
    At least teach gets a paid vacay over it…..

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TFXNG2X7QTNHJ7KAU7XP5TA2HA Gab Cab

    Morbid!!! You made me laugh out loud at work with your “before running through the hallways screaming at her own shadow” comment… You’re going to get me fired! Haha I can’t believe she actually called 911… She sounds like she’s had some bad experiences at school :P

  • http://www.facebook.com/dre.mosley Dre Mosley

    This generation of American youth is becoming a generation of overly sensitive pussies.

  • Anonymous

    Just another day in the life of The progressive empowered Youth Corps .
    They can barely read and can’t do basic math without a calculator.
    But
    They all know their rights and how to use the Goon squads to get what they want.

  • Anonymous

    One of my jr. high teachers did that, but on YOUR desk, not his.

    One of my college professors would throw a white-board eraser onto your desk if your weren’t paying attention. He was the most popular teacher at that school, too. And for the most part, everyone paid attention in his classes.

  • Anonymous

    I love you Morbid, you are amazing!

  • Anonymous

    Kids these days are such coddled, thin-shelled little eggs…

    I had a 4th grade teacher in her last year before retirement who used to keep 2 bricks on her desk and bang them together at the slightest provocation from us. I saw her once grab a boy by the hair and jerk his head back and forth so hard it was a wonder he didn’t sustain a contre coup injury to his brain. When she was done with him, she walked away with a handful of his hair. She screamed at me when she couldn’t make me understand how to do division. To this day, math makes my stomach hurt.

    In the 12th grade, I had an American government teacher who used to put all his notes up on the blackboard and then read them aloud to us as we wrote them down. His classes invariably ended with him ranting and raving about the State Department and how unjust it was that he couldn’t get a job with the Foreign Service. At that point, he’d worked himself up into such a frenzy that he’d try to climb the blackboard. Dust and dead moths rained down on my head, it was gross, but I put on my big girl panties and just kept writing.

    Nowadays, you can’t even make kids who misbehave pick up trash around the school as a punishment because it’s an affront to their dignity.

  • Anonymous

    So the school is going to interview the girl’s parents? The same people who raised the easily rattled little mess who tied up the 911 system because she is 12 years away from antipsychotic meds.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Military school is expensive. I’ve thought about paying for my niece to go, since she’s on a path that will probably land her on the front page someday, but I don’t have the spare $29K to foot the bill, and her grades are so shitty that she’s going to be repeating the grade she’s in right now, more likely than not, and she doesn’t qualify for a scholarship. It’s too bad, because military school would probably prevent a lot of kids from fucking up their lives nine ways out of Sunday.

    If it were affordable, her ass would already be on the bus.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    You mean 12 days away from anti-psychotic meds, not 12 years.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    You mean 12 days away from anti-psychotic meds, not 12 years.

  • dr.awkward

    Like most others here, I too had my share of chalk-chucking teachers throughout school. One Jr High math teacher was fabled to have perfect aim, he could shatter the chalk just so on the front rim of the desk in order to make a dozing student shit themselves in terror.
    My personal favorite was Mr. Moon, the awesomely insane American History teacher. He’d get a bit pissed off when confronted with the blatant disrespect endemic of 8th graders, and often huck the garbage can at various walls. That poor, twisted hunk of metal. He was also the best teacher I had that year, who actually gave a shit about the students, inside and outside the classroom. One day my dipshit boyfriend thought it would be hilarious to spark up a lighter an inch from my eyes while I was looking at my shoes, not paying attention. Mr. Moon happened to be walking by and just about broke that kid’s hand. Thanks Mr. Moon, for looking out for me and keeping my poor romantic decisions from setting my face on fire.
    The truly sad thing is, the next generation of kids won’t have these great stories, to look back on in awe that they ever managed to survive their education.

  • dr.awkward

    Follow up with the full 911 call. Whiny little girl voice started seriously grating on my nerves about halfway through, I couldn’t finish it. She really just sounds like she’s complaining, although the sniffles started about when I turned it off. I’m sure she’s very traumatized, probably won’t be able to do homework the rest of the year.

    http://www.mercurynews.com/peninsula/ci_17526296?source=pkg&nclick_check=1

  • Anonymous

    I had a teacher who would come over and bend down real close to your face and say thinks like I dont care about your cotton picking dog eating your homework, her breath was so foul and smelled like rotton green olives, most of us tried to avoid making her mad, while the word cotton pickin usualy made us cry it was the breathing in our face that inevitibly taught us to behave, to this day the word cottonpicking sends shudders down my spine…. I often wonder how my classmates have fared in life…

  • Anonymous

    I had a teacher who would come over and bend down real close to your face and say thinks like I dont care about your cotton picking dog eating your homework, her breath was so foul and smelled like rotton green olives, most of us tried to avoid making her mad, while the word cotton pickin usualy made us cry it was the breathing in our face that inevitibly taught us to behave, to this day the word cottonpicking sends shudders down my spine…. I often wonder how my classmates have fared in life…

  • Anonymous

    I could see this girl accusing a teacher of sexual abuse if he stands by her desk…

  • Anonymous

    Without proper explanation I meant about “12 years” because in twelve years the child will be able to get the prescriptions herself while her fucked up parents remain in denial of the mess they nurtured. :)

  • Anonymous

    Her teacher made noise in the classroom! Of course she is traumatized, but I think it was before she got on the school bus that morning.

  • Anonymous

    “Oh noes, my self esteem, it hurts!”

  • Anonymous

    “Oh noes, my self esteem, it hurts!”

  • Anonymous

    OMG. She doesn’t sound even a little afraid. What a little bitch. I effing HATE women who play the victim to get what they want, in this case, the teacher in trouble.

    She’s already learning to use the justice system to punish people who hurt her feelings. How long before she accuses some guy of abuse because he called her a name?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    I was just about to say, thank G-d I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    I was just about to say, thank G-d I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    I was just about to say, thank G-d I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    I was just about to say, thank G-d I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    I was just about to say, thank G-d I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Are you fucking serious? If I were the cops, I’d be charging her with…whatever it is you charge people with when they call 911 for frivolity like this shit.

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    OM – Get outta town!

    She borrows her friends cell phone because hers was dead (likely due to using it to record the teacher… is that legal?), and this same friend stands behind the TEACHER saying he did nothing bad or wrong and she heard no profanity.
    Little whiny bitch (13) didn’t start to cry until she had a physical audience (another friend in the bathroom).
    Scared? Of someone finding out what you’re up to – that’s what you were scared of!

    What ever happened to going to the principal and letting him know you have an issue? This girl didn’t like that the teacher called her out for not knowing the answer (I’m guessing she should have) and she gets her panties in a wad and goes for paybacks.

    BTW.. I am guessing “Maria” is Hispanic by her accent (for those who were wondering) And “Maria” needs a whoopin of epic proportions to get the message home that 911 is for REAL EMERGENCIES… not imagined slights. Can we call the uncle from the Youtube video to administer it? :)

    I hope to hell this teacher gets back to work soon. And Maria … “how do you solve a problem like Maria?”

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    Abusing the 911 system, filing a false police report.. for starters.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    You know what’s scary about this shit? I knew someone who, at that age, would’ve probably have done the same thing because she was such a G-d damned drama queen.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    You know what’s scary about this shit? I knew someone who, at that age, would’ve probably have done the same thing because she was such a G-d damned drama queen.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    I can’t believe the teacher is on leave because of this shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    I can’t believe the teacher is on leave because of this shit.

  • Anonymous

    Spit on it and rund three laps, Snowflake! :D

  • Anonymous

    Spit on it and rund three laps, Snowflake! :D

  • Anonymous

    Spit on it and rund three laps, Snowflake! :D

  • Athena

    Yeah, recording a teacher is legal. Recording without someone’s permission is only illegal when that person has a reasonable expectation of privacy (like a phone call or a bedroom). The only places within a public school where a public employee would have a reasonable expectation of privacy would be the bathroom, locker room or private office.

  • melb1970

    Seems to me Princess is unaware that the 911 system is in place for real emergencies.
    Apparently this little girl doesn’t need a cell phone she’s obviously doesn’t have enough sense to use one properly.

  • melb1970

    Seems to me Princess is unaware that the 911 system is in place for real emergencies.
    Apparently this little girl doesn’t need a cell phone she’s obviously doesn’t have enough sense to use one properly.

  • melb1970

    Seems to me Princess is unaware that the 911 system is in place for real emergencies.
    Apparently this little girl doesn’t need a cell phone she’s obviously doesn’t have enough sense to use one properly.

  • melb1970

    Seems to me Princess is unaware that the 911 system is in place for real emergencies.
    Apparently this little girl doesn’t need a cell phone she’s obviously doesn’t have enough sense to use one properly.

  • melb1970

    Seems to me Princess is unaware that the 911 system is in place for real emergencies.
    Apparently this little girl doesn’t need a cell phone she’s obviously doesn’t have enough sense to use one properly.

  • melb1970

    Seems to me Princess is unaware that the 911 system is in place for real emergencies.
    Apparently this little girl doesn’t need a cell phone she’s obviously doesn’t have enough sense to use one properly.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    You’re forgetting the school system will label her with something and demand she be medicated for it before coming back to class.

  • Anonymous

    Looking in my crystal ball I see the teacher returning to school after a restful vacation and the girl being placed in classes where the teachers are mousy and jittery. This little girl is a bad example of how I would want my children behave (except I don’t really think she is a criminal, just a bit looney).

  • Canuck Gramz

    Me too!! haha Morbid you have a true gift.

  • Canuck Gramz

    I think the teacher should have to spend time in a room with a rattly desk, just to see how it feels.And maybe listen to some squeaky door hinges and scratching on a black board. That will teach him.

  • Canuck Gramz

    Omigosh I had an art teacher and a typing teacher who did that! They’d sneak up behind you and WHAM . Oh and the typing teacher would rap the ruler on your knuckles if he caught you looking at your keys while typing. But hey I can type over a 100 words a minute.

  • Canuck Gramz

    I wondered too, was this kid a nervous-nelly or seriously freaked out by the rattling of a desk? My second daughter went through a shy nervous stage. In grade 4, if her male teacher so much as raised his voice the teeniest bit or even looked upset, she’d start to cry. She overcame it but the poor teacher darn near had a nervous breakdown.

  • Canuck Gramz

    Except for the ones who are killing their parents for taking their Nintendo away.

  • Canuck Gramz

    Wow did you go to my school too? Because I think I had that teacher too! Did yours also smoke weed before class? Ahh, good times.

  • Canuck Gramz

    Wow did you go to my school too? Because I think I had that teacher too! Did yours also smoke weed before class? Ahh, good times.

  • http://twitter.com/FrenchCowgrrl Ilene Gex

    I hate to say it, but Morbid doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about here… French teachers yell and scream at their students all day long, and call them names, especially in the South. It’s so common that nobody even questions it.

    It’s American students who are wussy little wimps.

  • Cassy

    Yes, Deety, crazy 911 calls and abuse of the system is a girl thing. (insert eye roll)

  • AC M

    This girl would never last with the teachers at my school (8th grade especially) my Ancient World History teacher randomly yelled and screamed all the time and he threw whatever was in his hand at kids. My Algebra I teacher yelled a lot and threw markers (if you looked in the window in his door and he saw you he threw a marker at the window too) he once broke a picture frame in class (another story) and he threw a kid’s math book at another kid’s head (and it hit him too) because he couldn’t remember the quadratic formula (-b + or – the suare root of b squared – 4ac all over 2a.)

  • Anonymous

    Or she had somewher else she wanted to go and needed a way out of class or school for the day…

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