Student Calls 911 Because Math Teacher Rattled Desk

Paid leave for scaring that poor child half to death? Seriously? I say we let rats gnaw his penis off before we dip him into a vat of boiling oil.

My choir teacher got our attention by throwing her music stand at us, LMAO!

I had a teacher that used to whack a yard-stick on her desk. *THWACK!!!!* It was loud enough to get the attention of the class next door, and if you were one of the goof-offs not paying attention, you practically peed your pants in shock. Someone should have intervened. Torture, it was… sheer torture.

My band teacher did that! haha

Our maths teacher did that, – until one day he broke the meter-long ruler! It belonged with the blackboard, and we were always getting told we mustn’t touch it without a teacher present for fear we would break it……..

My English teacher (who used to spit constantly when she talked & is the reason why we all left the first 2 rows of chairs empty as to not get sprayed) used to throw the chalkboard’s eraser & she made sure to aim for the head. While most of us weren’t hurt we all knew Miss Vazquez was aiming for your hair (as we’re all latinos we had black hair) & we’d walk around with squares of white chalky hair for the rest of the day.

One of my teachers in HS got me good. I fell asleep on my desk (you know those one piece desk/chair combos that comes around your right side) with my head kind of nestled in my arms. He picked up the whole desk from the front, lifted it maybe a foot of the ground…..and let go. I woke up, scared shitless, wondering what happened, with drool coming out of my mouth.

He did that to anyone who fell asleep in his class. No one ever called 911….hell I don’t think we even complained about it to mummy and dada. We knew we weren’t supposed to be sleeping, so…..? Why get my own ass in trouble at home?!?! Either this chick is the biggest wuss ever, or she was trying to get this teacher in trouble. Either way, it’s pretty lame.
At least teach gets a paid vacay over it…..

This generation of American youth is becoming a generation of overly sensitive pussies.

One of my jr. high teachers did that, but on YOUR desk, not his.

One of my college professors would throw a white-board eraser onto your desk if your weren’t paying attention. He was the most popular teacher at that school, too. And for the most part, everyone paid attention in his classes.

Kids these days are such coddled, thin-shelled little eggs…

I had a 4th grade teacher in her last year before retirement who used to keep 2 bricks on her desk and bang them together at the slightest provocation from us. I saw her once grab a boy by the hair and jerk his head back and forth so hard it was a wonder he didn’t sustain a contre coup injury to his brain. When she was done with him, she walked away with a handful of his hair. She screamed at me when she couldn’t make me understand how to do division. To this day, math makes my stomach hurt.

In the 12th grade, I had an American government teacher who used to put all his notes up on the blackboard and then read them aloud to us as we wrote them down. His classes invariably ended with him ranting and raving about the State Department and how unjust it was that he couldn’t get a job with the Foreign Service. At that point, he’d worked himself up into such a frenzy that he’d try to climb the blackboard. Dust and dead moths rained down on my head, it was gross, but I put on my big girl panties and just kept writing.

Nowadays, you can’t even make kids who misbehave pick up trash around the school as a punishment because it’s an affront to their dignity.

Military school is expensive. I’ve thought about paying for my niece to go, since she’s on a path that will probably land her on the front page someday, but I don’t have the spare $29K to foot the bill, and her grades are so shitty that she’s going to be repeating the grade she’s in right now, more likely than not, and she doesn’t qualify for a scholarship. It’s too bad, because military school would probably prevent a lot of kids from fucking up their lives nine ways out of Sunday.

If it were affordable, her ass would already be on the bus.

You mean 12 days away from anti-psychotic meds, not 12 years.

Follow up with the full 911 call. Whiny little girl voice started seriously grating on my nerves about halfway through, I couldn’t finish it. She really just sounds like she’s complaining, although the sniffles started about when I turned it off. I’m sure she’s very traumatized, probably won’t be able to do homework the rest of the year.

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I had a teacher who would come over and bend down real close to your face and say thinks like I dont care about your cotton picking dog eating your homework, her breath was so foul and smelled like rotton green olives, most of us tried to avoid making her mad, while the word cotton pickin usualy made us cry it was the breathing in our face that inevitibly taught us to behave, to this day the word cottonpicking sends shudders down my spine…. I often wonder how my classmates have fared in life…

Without proper explanation I meant about “12 years” because in twelve years the child will be able to get the prescriptions herself while her fucked up parents remain in denial of the mess they nurtured.

“Oh noes, my self esteem, it hurts!”

OMG. She doesn’t sound even a little afraid. What a little bitch. I effing HATE women who play the victim to get what they want, in this case, the teacher in trouble.

She’s already learning to use the justice system to punish people who hurt her feelings. How long before she accuses some guy of abuse because he called her a name?

I was just about to say, thank G-d I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that shit.

I was just about to say, thank G-d I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that shit.

Are you fucking serious? If I were the cops, I’d be charging her with…whatever it is you charge people with when they call 911 for frivolity like this shit.

Abusing the 911 system, filing a false police report.. for starters.

You know what’s scary about this shit? I knew someone who, at that age, would’ve probably have done the same thing because she was such a G-d damned drama queen.

I can’t believe the teacher is on leave because of this shit.

Spit on it and rund three laps, Snowflake!

Yeah, recording a teacher is legal. Recording without someone’s permission is only illegal when that person has a reasonable expectation of privacy (like a phone call or a bedroom). The only places within a public school where a public employee would have a reasonable expectation of privacy would be the bathroom, locker room or private office.

Seems to me Princess is unaware that the 911 system is in place for real emergencies.
Apparently this little girl doesn’t need a cell phone she’s obviously doesn’t have enough sense to use one properly.

Seems to me Princess is unaware that the 911 system is in place for real emergencies.
Apparently this little girl doesn’t need a cell phone she’s obviously doesn’t have enough sense to use one properly.

Seems to me Princess is unaware that the 911 system is in place for real emergencies.
Apparently this little girl doesn’t need a cell phone she’s obviously doesn’t have enough sense to use one properly.

Looking in my crystal ball I see the teacher returning to school after a restful vacation and the girl being placed in classes where the teachers are mousy and jittery. This little girl is a bad example of how I would want my children behave (except I don’t really think she is a criminal, just a bit looney).

I think the teacher should have to spend time in a room with a rattly desk, just to see how it feels.And maybe listen to some squeaky door hinges and scratching on a black board. That will teach him.

I wondered too, was this kid a nervous-nelly or seriously freaked out by the rattling of a desk? My second daughter went through a shy nervous stage. In grade 4, if her male teacher so much as raised his voice the teeniest bit or even looked upset, she’d start to cry. She overcame it but the poor teacher darn near had a nervous breakdown.

Wow did you go to my school too? Because I think I had that teacher too! Did yours also smoke weed before class? Ahh, good times.

I hate to say it, but Morbid doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about here… French teachers yell and scream at their students all day long, and call them names, especially in the South. It’s so common that nobody even questions it.

It’s American students who are wussy little wimps.

This girl would never last with the teachers at my school (8th grade especially) my Ancient World History teacher randomly yelled and screamed all the time and he threw whatever was in his hand at kids. My Algebra I teacher yelled a lot and threw markers (if you looked in the window in his door and he saw you he threw a marker at the window too) he once broke a picture frame in class (another story) and he threw a kid’s math book at another kid’s head (and it hit him too) because he couldn’t remember the quadratic formula (-b + or – the suare root of b squared – 4ac all over 2a.)