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Memphis, TN — Please allow me to introduce 40-year-old Mary Magdelane Collier. She’s a pretty one, no? Collier was arrested last week after a teen boy’s mother reportedly found her hanging out in the kid’s closet. Nekkid.

The teen’s mother called police on Monday after arriving home unexpectedly to find her partially naked son and a completely naked Collier hiding out in the closet. Ugh. That’s nearly as vomit inducing as yesterday’s man/beast story.

Collier and the teen both admitted that they have been in a sexual relationship for about a month now.

Collier was booked into the Shelby County Jail on charges of aggravated statutory rape. Bond has been set at $50,000.

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  • Summer

    Wow. I should be disgusted with this woman for having sex with a teenage boy, but all I can really manage is disgust for the boy. What the hell was he thinking. I mean, I almost can’t blame the woman. When you look that bad, you gotta take whatever you can get, but the kid should have some kind of standards. Damn.

  • Parrot Toes

    Holy shiikeeze! Did she get scared so badly that her hair fell off? Did the hair not come out of the closet yet? Disgusting in more ways than behaviour, yuck!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Yeah, someone’s going to hell for naming that she-beast Mary Magdalene. And I am going to the bathroom to wash my eyeballs with bleach. I won’t be able to sleep tonight thanks to this.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    I hope to hell that someone close to this story comes in and tells me the kid is legally blind and/or mentally deficient. Or even that it wasn’t a relationship at all, but a science experiment.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    She’s the boogieman. That’s my theory to get me through the night.

  • Anonymous

    She could be a dust bunny he found under his bed.Like Jaded said, either the kid is retarded blind or both. Yikes!

  • Anonymous

    Unless you are Mother Mary, who among us has not had sex with someone who was bad choice?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Me. I’ve never been THAT drunk.

  • Anonymous

    Well, apparently the kid’s gay cause he was boinking a balding man.

  • Anonymous

    The kid’s mother must have snatched that woman bald. I would have.

  • Anonymous

    Good thing she still has hair left on the sides of her head to hold onto…

  • http://twitter.com/cheeseandsnark Cie Cheesemeister

    I guess the kid must have really low self-esteem. Not that everyone needs to go for the “babe” type, but why would he go after someone old enough to be his mother and with such an obvious appearance deficit?

  • Smileypants

    I was going to wonder how in the hell he got it up, but then I remembered he’s 15. A stong breeze blowing by would likely stiffen him up. But still!! If he was my kid I’d be enraged that someone that old was “after” my kid, mad at him for risking knocking up that thing, and heartbroken that apparently my son has no standards. This is just revolting =/

  • Anonymous

    Just reading the headline may lead to envy, but seeing her face leads to schadenfreude.

  • Anonymous

    When I saw the headline and the mugshot, I figured this was gonna be some lady hopped up on something that broke into the house, boogieman style. To know the he *willingly* boinked this thing makes me question his sanity. The mom really needs to invest in a fleshlight for this kid.

  • Anonymous

    She should be sporting some black and blue eyeshadow to go along with that haircut, Monstrous is the only word that comes to mind when I see this…

  • http://infowars.com Domino

    WHAT?! he has no self worth.

  • http://infowars.com Domino

    WHAT?! he has no self worth.

  • Anonymous

    Really? I find that hard to believe.

  • Anonymous

    Maybe she was pretending to be the boogieman – I would be scared if THAT was hiding in my closet naked !! I would be rocking back and forth chanting “never sleep again! never sleep again!”

  • Harley_Tech

    *coughs in hand* Bullshit….Bullshit…

    R

  • Harley_Tech

    She’s HAWT!

    I’m drunk.

    R

  • Anonymous

    You’re grounded. Go to my closet.

  • Anonymous

    You’re grounded. Go to my closet.

  • Anonymous

    You’re grounded. Go to my closet.

  • Lizard

    Yeah, but you’re ALWAYS drunk.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, Lizard. You say that like it’s a *bad* thing.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, Lizard. You say that like it’s a *bad* thing.

  • guillotinegirl

    I would rather be gray than bald any day.

  • dixiegirl3179

    So wish I could post pictures in the comments! When I saw the picture of the “woman” I immediately thought of Kel Mitchell’s character, Coach Kreeton from All That.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Unless one of you has pictures or video to prove otherwise, I stand by my original claim. :p

  • Anonymous

    When I was young, my mother was bald twice a week by my father…

  • Anonymous

    can i bring my bong?

  • Anonymous

    Because she would be grateful? :-P

  • Anonymous

    Wednesdays and Saturdays?

  • Anonymous

    This is why we need the time honored tradition of a Father taking sons to a Whore house for the first time.
    1 You can pay extra ( hell used to get 1st one free) for a looker.
    2 You NEVER have to live down this womans picture in the paper as your sons First!!!!
    This is one of those Family stains that take generations to live down.

  • hookerpie

    Now we all cant judge. Maybe the mother who found them beat her ass and pulled her hair out. I cant imagine she would really go out in public like that.

  • Anonymous

    So, are you saying you’re innocent until proven guilty?

    You might have better luck with ‘Who are we to judge?’ ;-)

  • Anonymous

    maybe mom made her bald, but you can’t blame mom for makin’ her butt-ugly…

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    The word ‘innocent’ is not a part of my vocabulary, it doesn’t taste right when I try to say it. Don’t much mind being judged, was really just wondering if anyone had any pics…I seem to be missing a few. ;)

  • Andrea

    I’ve seen this woman before….Freddy’s Nightmare 7- The Monster’s Revenge?