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Sarasota County, FL — When Neil Lansing showed up in court to answer to petty theft charges last week, he must have known he was going to be caged for a bit because, well…he packed accordingly.

After the judge handed down his sentence, Lansing was escorted to his temporary home. As corrections officers were conducting a routine search, they found part of a condom sticking out of his butt. Inside the condom, a treasure trove…

According to sheriff’s officials: inside the condom they found 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon. The only thing missing was a good book.

The 33-year-old man is now looking at a few additional charges and is being held without bond.

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