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Man Caught Fondling Himself Outside Church Charged With Indecent Exposure

February 7, 2011 at 5:30 am by  

Man Caught Fondling Himself Outside Church Charged With Indecent ExposureDearborn, MI — The gentleman rockin’ the dead squirrel ‘do is 55-year-old Patrick Bencher – alleged pervert. He was arrested on Friday after police say he was seen fondling himself while parked in front of the Sacred Heart Church and School.

Church officials alerted authorities earlier this month after receiving several complaints from concerned citizens about Bencher’s alleged activities. Officials complained that when mass was over, Bencher would often remain on the property for extended periods of time to watch the school children play during recess.

After several days of surveillance, a plainclothes officer from the Dearborn Police Surveillance Unit saw him sitting in his vehicle, fondling himself as he ogled the young ‘ens.

Charged with aggravated indecent exposure, Bencher was ordered to steer clear of all minors, churches, schools, public parks and recreational facilities. He remains behind bars on a $50,000 cash bond.

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    • http://oddlyunfocused.blogspot.com/ Eccentric_Lady

      He definitely sets off the ‘Happy Meal minus fries vibe” doesn’t he know toupee’s are suppose to match one’s hair color?

      I like how the court orders him to “steer clear of all minors, churches, schools, public parks and recreational facilities.” I guess if folks don’t have common sense they need to have it mandated to them, somethings are best done alone….

    • Parrot Toes

      That’s a tribble on his head. They are a lot of trouble those things.

    • MM222

      ok, his bond should be alot higher, if he is this bold, it was probably only matter of time before he took one of them babies! ugh! Nasty bastard!

    • Anonymous

      Oh my gosh, you must have some pretty luxuriously-furred squirrels in your parts, Jaded! The ones around here look like the *other* hair on his head…

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D5PKUBLEDATKIOTLCOF3M7KHGI Danielle

      I have a feeling just by looking at him that he is not going to abide by the order. Definitely a repeat offender. And, what the hell is on his head?! You can’t take pets into jail!

    • guillotinegirl

      Maybe he mistook that church for the Sacred Hard-on Church and School located further down the street.

    • Anonymous

      He’s not only the president of the Bad Toupees for Perverts, but he’s also a client.

    • Wildheart

      Maybe he wants to become a priest? ;-)

    • Wildheart

      Maybe he wants to become a priest? ;-)

    • Anonymous

      The toupee probably did match the rest of his hair when he bought it, – back in the early seventies……

    • Anonymous

      lol!!

      i would like to hear more from you, lady.

    • melb1970

      the hair piece is a work of art- truly

    • Anonymous

      What thing crawled up & died on top’o his head?!?? Oh & he’ll probably snatch a kid up real soon so the parents be alert around where this weirdo lives.

    • Anonymous

      I can see why he would fondle himself. Nobody else in their right mind would.. On second thought I don’t think anybody with any kind of mind would fondle him . Then again, I have seen some folks on Dreamin Deamon that look like they might fondle just about anything.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ginagm71 Gina Muollo

      at least he’s easy to recognize…

    • Anonymous

      It cums to something when you can’t sit in the privacy of your own vehicle and have a wank.
      Unless of course he was flashing his willie at the God fearing and righteous citizens of Dearborn and their overworked police
      However I do feel that he should be locked up for wearing that hideous wig.