Brockway, WI — 39-year-old Maria Casarez told police she only was trying to scare her husband when she threatened to get stabby with his manjigglies last month – she was simply trying to make a point.
After an evening of drinking at Greythunder’s Bar on the 14th of January, Maria and her husband Benjamin returned home and retired to their bedroom for a little one-on-one action. As Maria got into position to treat him to a little oral, she wrapped one hand around his testes and the other around a pocket knife that she produced from God knows where.
According to the criminal complaint, Benjamin started a bit as he felt the tip of the cold knife touch his plums, and knocked the knife out of Maria’s hand. He then pushed her onto the bed, held her down by the hair and screamed, “How dare you!” He eventually muttered something about her watching too much television and released his grip on her hair. He waited for about an hour before contacting police.
When an officer questioned Marie about her intentions, she said she and her husband were experiencing some marital problems lately and she was upset about his recent forays to the local titty bars (described in the criminal complaint as “establishments which feature nude female dancing”). She told the officer she didn’t feel her concerns were being validated by her husband, so she decided to scare him.
No big surprise, but authorities believe alcohol may have played a role in the attempted castration scare. Marie was charged with disorderly conduct with a dangerous weapon in a domestic abuse situation and released on $300 bail.
Tags: disorderly conduct, Domestic Violence, Wisconsin
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