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“No-Pants Dancer” Busted At Seattle Bus Stop

February 1, 2011 at 5:49 am by  

Seattle, WA – No mug on this one, so here’s a picture of an old man holding his cock. A 46-year-old man with a history of indecent exposure convictions was jailed after allegedly going full monty at a neighborhood bus stop last month.

A rather perturbed motorist called police on January 19 after spotting James Amundson’s nekkid ass doing a solo tango at a Green Lake bus stop at about 8:30 p.m. The unidentified witness told police Amundson was “was dancing around and acting strangely.” Sooo, he did what any disgusted and mortified human being would do…he circled the block and returned for more. When he drove by the second time, Amundson was already half-way into his second act and was fondling himself.

Apparently enthralled unable to believe what his eyes were seeing, the confused motorist circled the block again. When he drove back by the third time, Amundson was still at it…this time he was reportedly laying on his side, one leg lifted up in the air, exposing himself. The revolted motorist then pulled over to sit and wait for the police to arrive.

The witness later told police he wished he could get that image out of his head. He was very disturbed by Amundson’s actions and wouldn’t want his children to see something like that.

Amundson was still pants-less when officers arrived, but it is unknown whether he still had the happy feet. He initially denied dancing nekkid, but eventually admitted he couldn’t remember anything because he had been drinking. Due to three previous convictions, Amundson has been charged with felony indecent exposure. Prosecutors claim the offense was sexually motivated.

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  • Anonymous

    Lemme see here… The naked man’s dance without the seven veils was sexually motivated and the motorist drove around the block three times to burn the image in his head. Does this mean that the two had sex? Seems a thin line to me.

    Maybe Jesus should have intervened.

  • Anonymous

    Well of course he remembers everything & of course it was sexually motivated. His ass loves to feel the breeze make his gonads jingle!

  • Anonymous

    Well of course he remembers everything & of course it was sexually motivated. His ass loves to feel the breeze make his gonads jingle!

  • Anonymous

    Commendable man. Knew enough not to get in a car shitfaced, so went and stood by the bus stop to wait for public transport.

    Wonder what the bus driver would have done if he’d gotten there before the police?

  • Anonymous

    Commendable man. Knew enough not to get in a car shitfaced, so went and stood by the bus stop to wait for public transport.

    Wonder what the bus driver would have done if he’d gotten there before the police?

  • Farce_scape

    “Prosecutors claim the offense was sexually motivated.”

    Yeah…
    Good thing the state prosecutors’ office clarified the ‘alleged motive’ for us on this one, huh?

    I mean, the man was butt-naked, dancing, AND openly jerking-off at a public bus stop…
    So (of course!), my first thought was:
    This MUST be crime of ‘revenge’ against the DOT…
    Heh. That’ll teach em’ to run such slow bus-line service on his route.