Woman Claims Grocer Tricked Her Into Eating Semen Laced Yogurt

It certainly would not be one of my top ten choices for yogurt flavors – I wonder if it was really just bad yogurt? I am interested to learn what the analysis of the yogurt reveals – lol! I really just imagine that this was reported by a crazy lady who happened to have a bad taste in her mouth – I really hope that is what it is. I almost never dine out anymore thanks to stories like this!

I could have sworn I already read this story here the other day. Maybe it was in The Den though cause I just went through the last 10 pages thinking Jaded beat you to the punch only to find out I was wasting my time. http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/13242/2010/11/southparkshakeweight1118.png

Nope.

In the United States and Canada yogurt usually has a thickening agent. In the rest of the world yogurt (real yogurt) has the consistency of man necter.

Semen (spunk, jism, man juice, wad, organic mayo) often has distinctive tastes depending on the manufacturer (learned this in college during spring weekend orgies).

The only way to know for sure is DNA testing. I guess this woman’s mother never told her that spitting is a bad thing to do.

From the comments:

“tsmith62

I was a customer that night i do not know what was in that yogurt but i did see the woman sampling it & let me say she did not spit out the yogurt right after she continued her shopping & eating her grocery items throughout the store then a long time later when i was making my purchase her boyfriend started causing a scene calling ambulance police, news hm sounds like a plan for a lawsuit but lets see what happens just thought i’d add my input since people that weren’t there that night are”

Dunno how factual THAT is, but if it’s a scam…then this bitch is a real bitch. If not a scam, then that guy has some real problems–and if he was working there as a Sample Guy, wouldn’t that mean that others should’ve sampled his spunk, too? Or did he just jizz in only HER mini-cup?

You probably caught it in the forum here.
http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/showthread.php?43553-Free-Sample-At-Grocery-Store-Tastes-Like-Sperm

Yes Valkyrie you are correct I knew I read it somewhere here. Thanks

UPDATE: The yogurt was confirmed to contain semen: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/shopper-ingested-semen-tainted-yogurt-sample

Take it from the obvious experts! OMG my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!

Post of the day from a comment on the link you provided.
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Submitted by yupyupyup on Thu, 2011-02-10 02:09.
Come on people lets get real here are you seriously going to make fun of the victim because she knows what cum tastes like this day in age oral sex is very common and you don’t need to swallow it or even have a man cum in your mouth to know what it tastes like men ejaculate a little at the time of oral plessure they don’t need to cum for a little trickle to come out so grow the up be mature and relize she is the victim and to all the aholes that are making fun of her watch it happen to you one day someone puts cum in your mayo at some fast food resturant and see if you don’t realize its cum cuz guess what fella’s if you every kissed a women after nutting in her mouth you too know what it tastes like. Remember this women is a victim of a heinous crime and its just sad how many sick people there are in the world.”