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Man Accused Of Forkin’ Another Man In The Eye

January 26, 2011 at 6:05 am by  

Fort Myers Beach, FL – Oren Turner, 53, is facing charges for allegedly stabbing another man in the eye with a fork earlier this month.

Police say Turner and the victim, Robert McEwen, had been involved in a physical altercation at the Shrimp Docks restaurant on January 12, and Turner apparently got his ass handed to him. Upset at losing the battle, Turner fled the eatery and went home to arm himself. His weapon of choice…a fork. As he was leaving the home, Turner reportedly told his roommate that he intended to stab McEwen with the fork because he beat him up.

As McEwen and a lady friend were walking past her residence at the Sunnyland Mobile Home Park, Turner approached with his fork and planted it squarely in McEwen’s eyeball. The victim was transported to the hospital with a ruptured globe, a tear in the outer surface of the eyeball, and later underwent surgery to repair the damage.

Turner was arrested late last week and charged with felony battery. Thanks, Dakota!

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  • guillotinegirl

    I’ve been doing it wrong. I thought the saying was, “Here’s mud in your eye!”

  • Anonymous

    Why did he go home to get a fork when he was at a restaurant to begin with?? Derrrrrr…..

  • Anonymous

    Ooouuuch… that sounds really really painful!! Jwilkins… maybe they were at one of those restaurants that only uses sporks, or something…

  • Anonymous

    Why did he have to all the way home to get a fork when he was in a restaurant that presumably had plenty of forks?

  • Anonymous

    Why did he have to all the way home to get a fork when he was in a restaurant that presumably had plenty of forks?

  • guillotinegirl

    Maybe his fork was imbued with special powers.

  • Parrot Toes

    It was just his special way to say:

    FORK YOU!

    [IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/2q32f01.jpg[/IMG]

  • Parrot Toes

    It was just his special way to say:

    FORK YOU!

    [IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/2q32f01.jpg[/IMG]

  • Anonymous

    I would’ve used a spork!