Brodnax, VA — A former corrections officer has been charged with murder after allegedly stabbing her husband to death, reportedly after an argument over chili beans.
Police say that 34-year-old Tiffany Harrison stabbed her husband, 28-year-old William Harrison had been arguing off and on all day. But things got real bloody after William returned home from the store with the wrong kind of beans to be used in the chili Tiffany was making. The argument escalated to the point that Tiffany grabbed a knife and stabbed her husband.
Afterwards she dropped her husband off at the hospital and returned home to clean up the mess. It has not been reported where or how many times William had been stabbed, but the damage was so severe that he would die at the hospital and the staff would call police. After talking with Tiffany, she was arrested and charged with murder.
Tiffany met William while he was serving time at the Brunswick Correctional Center where she worked as a corrections officer. He had just moved into Tiffany’s home after being released from prison in October. Two children who were in the home during the stabbing are now in the care of relatives.
To be honest, I’m not even surprised by this story. My wife was less mad about catching me jerking off to Asian midget tranny porn on our mini-van’s DVD player while parked outside a Chuck E. Cheese where my kid was having a birthday party than she was the day I brought home the wrong brand of fabric softener.