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Chicago, IL — A woman called 911 Sunday night claiming her boyfriend was attacking her. Officers dispatched to the woman’s home were not amused when they realized the real reason they had been summoned – the woman, 40-year-old Ana Perez, wanted them to force her boyfriend to marry her. “She called  911 to scare him and have the police force him to marry her,” said Grand Central District police Capt. Ronald Pontecore. “The officers raced to the scene, believing a woman was in danger, only to find out its something ridiculous like that. It puts us in jeopardy and the public. It’s not a good thing.” Not only that, but it “ticked the officers off!” Perez was placed under arrest and charged with one count of misdemeanor disorderly conduct. And the boyfriend? Wedding bells won’t be ringing anytime soon – he was in the process of dumping her dumb ass when she placed the 911 call. Thanks, Aena!

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  • guillotinegirl

    Too bad there’s no pic of her. It could be used underneath the definition of pathetic.

  • Anonymous

    MAN! Now this is why I read you DD. Without you here to confirm it I would swear this is a hoax.

    HA HA – no ring nimwit, just a day in court to explain to an irate judge what a pathetic twit you are.

  • Tundratot

    That is a novel approach. Just why would anybody think the police, or the threat of the police coming to the house, would force a proposal? That’s what fathers do, although not too many would do that for a daughter in her 40′s. It’s just overboard.

  • Anonymous

    I’m glad you got dumped bitch. I bet you you’re a self centered, pathetic, self entitled asshole.

    Dude, NEVER EVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN. I bet she was a drama queen & she made your life miserable. Good for you dumping her.

  • Anonymous

    Even if she thought it would work, who wants to get proposed to like this?
    “It was so romantic! Jim was standing with his hands cuffed tightly behind his back, two pissed off cops with guns were glaring at him. He said in that moment he realized he could either enter a legally binding relationship with me or get locked up with actual criminals, be stuck with an unfair criminal record and face difficulty finding future employment.
    He’s taking me to Paris for our honeymoon! Unless he wants to end up in Gitmo.”