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Las Cruces, NM — Police are searching for an unidentified 44-year-old woman who they say ripped her daughter-in-law’s nipple off during a drunken argument early Sunday morning. According to the 30-year-old victim, she, her husband, his mother and one of her husband’s friends had spent a good part of Saturday evening getting plastered. At some point after 3:00 a.m., mother and son started bickering. The victim, acting as a mediator, placed herself in between the two buzzkills as the argument intensified. And for her efforts, she was rewarded with the sickest, most twistiest titty-twister EVAR. The woman told police her mother-in-law grabbed her right breast and began to squeeze and pull on her nipple, releasing the bud only after the victim began punching her in the face. The struggle between the two women continued as the victim attempted to remove the older woman and her belongings from her apartment. At some point after the tussle, the victim felt fluid on her chest and noticed blood on her shirt. She told police that when she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor. The woman then picked her nipple up off the floor and placed it in a plastic bag. After that, well…she just kinda sat around for a few hours before coming to the conclusion that a trip to the emergency room might be a good idea. The police showed up at the hospital as doctors were in the process of nipple reattachment. The victim declined to press charges against her mother-in-law, but police say that once they find her, she will likely be charged with felony aggravated battery against a household member. The 44-year-old nipple ripper, deemed a habitual offender by police, has previously spent time in prison on drug possession charges. Thanks for the tip, AmyB80!

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  • litttlemoonseductress

    Now that is one hell of a titty twister! I must be losing my mind because I laughed my ass off.

  • saxtongirl

    Sometimes there are no words….WTH? This stuff really happens? haha

  • jessiluvsslayer

    Holy shit I thought my family was bad I would be soo pissed. maybe when she sobers up she will press charges cause obviously she wasn’t thinking clearly

  • that_ghoul_ava

    One hell of a titty twister RT @dreamindemon: Woman Rips Off Daughter-In-Law’s Nipple During Drunken Dispute –

  • McDonell

    The mother-in-law is 44; the wife is 30. How old is the husband?

  • tmfuller21

    @McDonell: Thats what I was thinking, may be some underlying anger over the whole cradle robbing thing, maybe mommy dearest is planning on ripping her baby making parts off one at a time. “Off with the nipples, cant feed the babies, now to figure out how to remove the uterus??”

  • intelligentvirtue


    Yea…I think this is my cue to cherish my nipples, both of em O_o

  • im_a_sinner

    Damn…totally sounds like something my mother in law would do…but then again, I’d do it back…jail doesn’t scare me anymore.

  • whatdyousay

    For the love of ray-j, i lost it when i read about her nipple falling out of her shirt. I know it is a sad story of a tragic loss of “limb” but holy hell A NIPPLE FELL OUT OF THIS CHICKS SHIRT. I’m not sure about everyones nipples, but I do know that one can’t pull off a nipple like someone would a scab.

  • Miss Anthrope

    As I am rather attached to my nipples – this was a painful story to read – I had no idea they could be ripped off that easily! I wonder if she was wearing nipple rings or something of that sort that compromised the integrity of the nipple? Ouch!

  • 1jas

    I hate to log into Word press. But Jaded! Damn it! You made me do it! You did good chick! You did good.

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  • aliceinchainsboy

    ouch, just ouch….and wtf MMA twitty twister

  • aliceinchainsboy

    ouch, just ouch….and wtf MMA twitty twister

  • aliceinchainsboy

    ouch, just ouch….and wtf MMA twitty twister

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