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Bartonville, IL – Christopher Thompson went and put a rather twisted new spin on the whole “fire in the hole” drive-thru prank – his projectile of choice wasn’t an extra large fountain drink or even a container of piping hot creamed spinach…it was a squirrel. A dead one. Police say that after ordering off the drive-thru menu Friday evening, 26-year-old Thompson pulled up to the window at a Bartonville Hardee’s restaurant and after receiving his food, asked the window attendant for some “extra nuts” for his pet squirrel. The woman later told police Thompson was cradling and stroking the dead critter. “That squirrel is not real,” the woman proclaimed before walking away from the window. “Yes, it is!” replied Thompson. He then tossed the dead rodent through the open window, where it skidded across a ledge and landed on the floor. Thompson then left the scene. A restaurant customer collected the carcass and placed it outside, where it was later photographed by police. Thompson was collared several days later and was issued a notice to appear in court on a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct. He admitted to the dead squirrel toss, calling it a “stupid prank.” He thought the window had already closed and didn’t intend for the squirrel to land inside the eatery. Just where, exactly, did the squirrel come from? Thompson told police a friend of his had laid it on the dashboard of his car earlier that day. ‘Cause, you know, bobble heads and the Virgin Mary are sooo last year.

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  • FlamingFox

    Ugh! What a squirrely thing for a Nut-job to do!

  • http://newmanpoop.blogspot.com/ NEWMAN

    Should of deep fried it

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/deadskinmask213 deadskinmask213

    Hardee’s never gets my order right. I think this one was quite funny it’s not as harsh as a regular fire in the hole plus no one got hurt ;)

  • caprica

    I’m surprised the dumbasses around here don’t make it on dreamindemon more often LoL

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