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Boise, Idaho — Turns out the woman who was posing as a plastic surgeon and giving out fake breast exams is transgender. Police say Kristina Ross, 37, was arrested and charged with practicing medicine without a license after two women said she gave them breast exams at a bar. She convinced the women that she was a plastic surgeon named Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna. She would offer the women information about liposuction and breast augmentation before talking them into letting her conduct a medical examination, including a breast exam. She would conclude the exam by giving them a phone number to an actual plastic surgeon’s office so they make follow-up appointments. Police were notified after the real plastic surgeon received multiple phone calls from women trying to make follow-up appointments with Dr. Aussiahshowna. When she was taken into custody, they found she had a warrant for her arrest, but under the name Kristoffer Jon Ross. She was actually a he. Or rather, a he in the process of becoming a she. No reports on just how transgendered Ross is, but she is currently being held in the female county jail.

On Wednesday, Ross’ bond was set at $100,000, charged with two felony counts of practicing medicine without a license. Prosecutors argued in court that the “most concerning facts here are that (Ross) is not a doctor and that (Ross) is a male touching women’s breasts under the guise of being a female doctor,” the local newspaper reported, at which point Ross exclaimed, “Oh my god!” I’m not surprised she found women gullible enough to fall for this, and I gotta give her kudos for the made-up name. It’s even better than Vandelay Industries.

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  • HotReadingMama

    Why gee doc, what big hands you have.

    But seriously. Really? I mean realllly? I stopped falling for the ol’ Fake Breast Exam in the Bar gag before I even turned 21.

  • gee

    So basically there are plenty of stupid women in clubs that would allow anyone who says they are a doctor give them breast exams. These girls are stuck on stupid and deserve what they got.

  • HotReadingMama

    I believe Darwin had a theory on this.

  • http://www.myspace.com/___domino___ Domino

    one of the more convincing woMEN i’ve seen. some trannies just can’t pull it off. i can spot the trannie hookers on the street by their broad jaw – IF their large shoulders and arms don’t give it away first.

    one of my cooler memories was at a gay bar and a trannie had just gotten his tits done and he ripped open his shirt for me to feel and look at them. aaaah oh to wish i were drunk so i could use that as my excuse. i was sober.

  • http://wendsh.livejournal.com Wends

    WHAT? You mean those pelvic exams I got at Hooters aren’t legit?!?

    Could care less about it being a transgender. But at a bar? How dumb can these women get? Or is the local ‘Shady Lady’ now the local medical clinic as well in their neck of the woods? Geez.

  • litttlemoonseductress

    Makes you wonder if HERM is making a wise decision on the transformation? Why become a woman? There are plenty of women that will let a man feel them up for no reason whatsoever…..

  • litttlemoonseductress

    Ahhh… maybe he thinks girl on girl is hotter and wants in on the action…. mystery solved!

  • Califboy

    Excuse me Mam, but that’s a big Dick you got.
    Or excuse me Sir, but them some nice titties.

  • pain4anangel

    @Wends:
    It? “It” is a she.

  • pain4anangel

    @litttlemoonseductress:

    Because she feels like a woman in her mind. It doesn’t mean MTF become a woman just to get guys (or else they would just be a gay male) lol. I know a MTF and she is a lesbian. Sexual preference has nothing to do with gender identity.

  • JGo555

    *Shakes head* Wow, I didn’t know doctors made BAR calls.

  • litttlemoonseductress

    @pain4anangel: until XX and XY can be genetically changed afterbirth a he is still a he and a she is still a she…. The plumbing being changed and how a person feels about themselves doesn’t change the genetics. The plumbing being changed and thier presentation to the world is a mask and an inability to except the world as it really is. I have a lot of respect for gay people because they except themselves as they are and live within the real world WITHOUT having to change.

  • plainbelliedsneetch
  • Bennett

    How many drinks does one have to consume to agree to a breast exam at a bar? Survey? Anyone?