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Kennett Square, PA — The Fairfield Inn and Suites in Chester County was partially evacuated earlier this month after hotel staff found the nekkid and lifeless body of an unidentified 48-year-old man in one of the rooms – his body was surrounded by numerous sex toys, various inhalants and other chemicals, and a gas mask. Police believe the substances, mostly cleaning solutions, were being inhaled by the man to create a euphoric sensation. A source close to investigation stated that the sexual devices and the gas mask indicated that the man’s behavior may have been “ritualistic.” The man was alone in the room, and police believe he died while engaging in said ritualistic sex act. Police have not released the cause of death, and an autopsy report is pending toxicology results. Though authorities have declined to release the man’s name, they have reported that he was from Bloomington, Indiana, was married, and was in town on business. Heh…I guess my fondness for lemon Pledge isn’t so weird after all.

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  • guillotinegirl

    Sometimes I’ll spray vanilla deodorizer on a tissue and wipe it under my nose, but that’s only to combat my dog’s evil farts. I get no sexual pleasure from it at all, I swear!

  • Abroad

    Is this what is sometimes described as good, “clean” fun?

  • http://tothechest.com petepuma

    This is how I eventually want to go.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    @petepuma: I thought of you as I wrote this story, Pete….weird, huh? Was worried about you for a minute there, had to click over to Facebook to make sure you were still around and posting.

  • lilloric

    why is it always pennsylvania? the guy wasn’t even from here why did he have to come here and do his freaky shit and die here? it’s not like my state needs any help from outsiders on the bad reputation

  • Coyote

    Police believe the substances, mostly cleaning solutions, were being inhaled by the man to create a euphoric sensation.

    Nice Lime-A-Way commercial next to this article, is this a hint?

  • blubberdong

    Why do people insist on trying to make an orgasm better than it already is?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    @blubberdong: There is always room for improvement my dear blubberdong.

  • http://www.myspace.com/___domino___ Domino

    i really only hope he had an opportunity to use all of the sex toys he had surrounding him before he died. it would have been such a waste!

  • SatanEatsCheeseWhiz

    Ritualistic? I’d call it… kink-alistic.

    Love when my house is smelling all pine sole-y or lysol-ey.

  • sam_i_animal

    I’ll bet you he kept his sex toys clean.