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Corvallis, OR — When 21-year-old Kelly Puckett and his girlfriend woke early Monday morning, they noticed two things that struck them as, well…a little off: 1. Some of the items in their apartment had been handled and moved while they were sleeping. 2. There was a strange nekkid man in their bedroom closet…masturbating. “I walked over there and pushed the towel out of the way, and there’s, like, a guy sitting there naked, masturbating,” Puckett said. “I just stood there looking at him, like, ‘What are you doing?’” There was a bit of a struggle as Puckett removed the flesh flute fiddler from his closet and his home, and punches may or may not have been thrown. “Finally, we get him to the front door and pushed him outside. And, as soon as we get him outside, the guy turned around and looks at us, like, ‘Come on, dude. I’m naked!’” The nekkid man, identified as 21-year-old Nicholas Buekea, took off down the street toward a nearby school where some kind soul gave him a pair of shorts. Buekea was eventually taken into custody and transported to a local hospital for a psych eval. Police believe he had snuck out of a friend’s basement apartment, climbed around a locked door to access a staircase and made his way to Puckett’s third-floor apartment. The Benton County District Attorney’s Office is reviewing potential charges against Buekea which may include burglary, private indecency, invasion of personal privacy and harassment. Interview with Kelly Puckett can be seen here.

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  • Boughtthefarm

    Stupid crack head.

  • Anonymous

    somehow i’m just not surprised that this guy “crawled” out of a basement

  • Anonymous

    Thank god he didn’t finish. I can’t imagine having to go to work and explaining why there’s jizz on the ass of my pants.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Whatever, man. I’m sure your co-workers have gotten used to it by now. :P

  • Anonymous

    Sometimes it’s hard to keep it from dripping off the back of my head.

  • Anonymous

    :( You told me that was pancake syrup on the chair.

  • Anonymous

    :( You told me that was pancake syrup on the chair.

  • Anonymous

    That Kelly guy is hawt. Jes’ Sayin’. :)

  • Bulletproof

    My fav part – “Finally, we get him to the front door and pushed him outside. And, as soon as we get him outside, the guy turned around and looks at us, like, ‘Come on, dude. I’m naked!’”

    The fuck?!? Did dude expect some sympathy after they find him whackin his willy wtaching them sleep?

  • Bulletproof

    My fav part – “Finally, we get him to the front door and pushed him outside. And, as soon as we get him outside, the guy turned around and looks at us, like, ‘Come on, dude. I’m naked!’”

    The fuck?!? Did dude expect some sympathy after they find him whackin his willy wtaching them sleep?

  • Anonymous

    Well, there is a vacancy in his closet. Jes’ Sayin’ ;-)

  • beatlechick

    Obviously Nick thought so too.

  • Anonymous

    Was he on drugs or is he just naturally creepy?

  • Gee

    This just made me spit coffee all over the keyboard…. Just ewwww

  • LeaveMeBe

    What the hell is private indecency? If it is what it sounds like I could be charged on a daily basis.

  • guillotinegirl

    I’d like to give him an encore performance myself.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Ditto

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Ditto

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    You picked up on that too, huh??

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    You picked up on that too, huh??

  • Anonymous

    He is smokin hawt, and there is a vacancy in my closet for him.

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    Morbid, you have been busy these days…….

  • lisaznola

    “two things that struck them as, well…a little off: 1. Some of the items in their apartment had been handled and moved while they were sleeping. 2. There was a strange nekkid man in their bedroom closet…masturbating. ”

    Naw, nuthin’ “off” there.
    LOL

  • Michelle83

    Come on guys! Don’t you think you’re being a little harsh. All he wanted was a little privacy to get his jerk on. You try masturbating in your friend’s basement apartment where you could be caught at any second by your friends who call you ‘baby dick’. This poor guy was bullied to the max and just needed to relieve a little stress. Who is the real victim here? ;)

  • wishfulsinful

    I have problems..I keep reading Nick’s last name as “Bukkake”. :?

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