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Fairplain, WV – According to police, an intoxicated 42-year-old Melissa Williams stumbled into her estranged husband’s room at the I-77 Motor Inn late last month and demanded oral sex before removing her pants and frillies.

Her estranged husband, Danny Williams, declined the invitation, but another male in the room, Adam Watson, figured he’d give it a go. Watson lost his nerve, though – and quite possibly the contents of his stomach – on approach.

He later told police that as he neared Melissa, he became overwhelmed by a horrible odor emanating from her vagina. And he, too, respectfully declined.

At that point, Ms. Rottencrotch reportedly grabbed a lock-back folding knife from a nearby table, pointed it at Danny and stated, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

And I’m assuming that a stabbin’ was still preferable to getting anywhere near the woman’s funky fuck hole, because neither man budged.

Old Crusty Cooter was arrested and charged with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon…by deadly weapon, I think they mean the knife.

Thanks, hellsbells!

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Having had the privilege of snacking on my more-than-fair share of whisker biscuits, I have to say that my imagination of how this woman must’ve stank is making my stomach churn.

    (Not to mention that once when I worked in a mental ward, there was a homeless woman who was checked in and “emanated”…so I guess it’s not so much my imagination as it is my memory on this one…)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Having had the privilege of snacking on my more-than-fair share of whisker biscuits, I have to say that my imagination of how this woman must’ve stank is making my stomach churn.

    (Not to mention that once when I worked in a mental ward, there was a homeless woman who was checked in and “emanated”…so I guess it’s not so much my imagination as it is my memory on this one…)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Having had the privilege of snacking on my more-than-fair share of whisker biscuits, I have to say that my imagination of how this woman must’ve stank is making my stomach churn.

    (Not to mention that once when I worked in a mental ward, there was a homeless woman who was checked in and “emanated”…so I guess it’s not so much my imagination as it is my memory on this one…)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Having had the privilege of snacking on my more-than-fair share of whisker biscuits, I have to say that my imagination of how this woman must’ve stank is making my stomach churn.

    (Not to mention that once when I worked in a mental ward, there was a homeless woman who was checked in and “emanated”…so I guess it’s not so much my imagination as it is my memory on this one…)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Having had the privilege of snacking on my more-than-fair share of whisker biscuits, I have to say that my imagination of how this woman must’ve stank is making my stomach churn.

    (Not to mention that once when I worked in a mental ward, there was a homeless woman who was checked in and “emanated”…so I guess it’s not so much my imagination as it is my memory on this one…)

  • http://www.myspace.com/553147094 Domino

    i really can’t believe she had a stinky hole. she looks like she would have a lovely, posey fresh vagina.

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    i really can’t believe she had a stinky hole. she looks like she would have a lovely, posey fresh vagina.

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    i really can’t believe she had a stinky hole. she looks like she would have a lovely, posey fresh vagina.

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    i really can’t believe she had a stinky hole. she looks like she would have a lovely, posey fresh vagina.

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    i really can’t believe she had a stinky hole. she looks like she would have a lovely, posey fresh vagina.

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    i really can’t believe she had a stinky hole. she looks like she would have a lovely, posey fresh vagina.

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    you snacked on a homeless ladies vagina in a mental ward? hot.

  • http://www.myspace.com/553147094 Domino

    you snacked on a homeless ladies vagina in a mental ward? hot.

  • http://www.myspace.com/553147094 Domino

    you snacked on a homeless ladies vagina in a mental ward? hot.

  • http://www.myspace.com/553147094 Domino

    you snacked on a homeless ladies vagina in a mental ward? hot.

  • http://www.myspace.com/553147094 Domino

    you snacked on a homeless ladies vagina in a mental ward? hot.

  • http://www.myspace.com/553147094 Domino

    you snacked on a homeless ladies vagina in a mental ward? hot.

  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

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  • guillotinegirl

    If she smells that bad I doubt a shower will help; someone should just throw her ass in an autoclave.

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  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

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  • Siobhan

    Run it twice for good measure, then autoclave the autoclave.

  • Siobhan

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  • Siobhan

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  • Siobhan

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  • Siobhan

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  • Siobhan

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  • Siobhan

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  • Siobhan

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  • Siobhan

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  • Siobhan

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  • Siobhan

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  • Siobhan

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  • Siobhan

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  • Siobhan

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  • Siobhan

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  • Siobhan

    Run it twice for good measure, then autoclave the autoclave.

  • Siobhan

    Run it twice for good measure, then autoclave the autoclave.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Actually, it probably smelled like that mixed in with a bit of nice, ripe petting zoo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1565762781 Catherine Lavallee

    She probably had an old tampon up in there. LOL

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Siobhan

    Or marinating a grouper for a few months…

  • Bulletproof

    “Old Crusty Cooter” = my new fav insult. Thanks Jaded!

  • Bulletproof

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  • Bulletproof

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  • Bulletproof

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  • Bulletproof

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  • Bulletproof

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  • Bulletproof

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  • Bulletproof

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  • Anonymous

    Nasty! I have told my sons, “If it looks like a taco and smells like a fish, STAY AWAY FROM IT!” Words to live by . . .

  • Anonymous

    Nasty! I have told my sons, “If it looks like a taco and smells like a fish, STAY AWAY FROM IT!” Words to live by . . .

  • Coyote

    The batter’s out of the box…
    He steps up to the plate…
    What the fuck is that smell…*gag*…*hack*…
    Did someone throw a skunk out on the field…*hack*…*hack*
    The batter is running off the field…
    He’s heading home…

  • Coyote

    The batter’s out of the box…
    He steps up to the plate…
    What the fuck is that smell…*gag*…*hack*…
    Did someone throw a skunk out on the field…*hack*…*hack*
    The batter is running off the field…
    He’s heading home…

  • Gee

    Laughed my ass off reading this…. Thanks Jaded

  • Gee

    Laughed my ass off reading this…. Thanks Jaded

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-J-Cheaney/526851342 Michael J. Cheaney

    How drunk did this Adam dude have to be to even think of uttering the words…..

    “Ya I’d eat that”?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-J-Cheaney/526851342 Michael J. Cheaney

    How drunk did this Adam dude have to be to even think of uttering the words…..

    “Ya I’d eat that”?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-J-Cheaney/526851342 Michael J. Cheaney

    She won’t be getting anymore Long John Silvers for a long time after this little episode….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-J-Cheaney/526851342 Michael J. Cheaney

    She won’t be getting anymore Long John Silvers for a long time after this little episode….

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid
  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid
  • Gee

    I believe Beer Goggles could get him past the ugly face but I don’t think there could be enough alcohol to dull the sense of smell to get past a rotting bearded clam. As a matter of fact the smell probably struck him sober. Her Ex was like been down that road before not going again!

  • Gee

    I believe Beer Goggles could get him past the ugly face but I don’t think there could be enough alcohol to dull the sense of smell to get past a rotting bearded clam. As a matter of fact the smell probably struck him sober. Her Ex was like been down that road before not going again!

  • Gee

    I believe Beer Goggles could get him past the ugly face but I don’t think there could be enough alcohol to dull the sense of smell to get past a rotting bearded clam. As a matter of fact the smell probably struck him sober. Her Ex was like been down that road before not going again!

  • LeaveMeBe

    Maybe if she had threatened to cut out their taste buds, cut off their noses and poke their eyes out first she would have gotten her wish. It’s all about give and take. Mostly take though.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Maybe if she had threatened to cut out their taste buds, cut off their noses and poke their eyes out first she would have gotten her wish. It’s all about give and take. Mostly take though.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Maybe if she had threatened to cut out their taste buds, cut off their noses and poke their eyes out first she would have gotten her wish. It’s all about give and take. Mostly take though.

  • aka jas

    Nice…she is on the internet for having a vag that smells like shit.

    My stomach turned.

  • aka jas

    Nice…she is on the internet for having a vag that smells like shit.

    My stomach turned.

  • aka jas

    Nice…she is on the internet for having a vag that smells like shit.

    My stomach turned.

  • aka jas

    Nice…she is on the internet for having a vag that smells like shit.

    My stomach turned.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Nah….she’s on the internet for threatening to get all stabby and slashy – the stinky vag is just a bonus of sorts.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Nah….she’s on the internet for threatening to get all stabby and slashy – the stinky vag is just a bonus of sorts.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Nah….she’s on the internet for threatening to get all stabby and slashy – the stinky vag is just a bonus of sorts.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Nah….she’s on the internet for threatening to get all stabby and slashy – the stinky vag is just a bonus of sorts.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Nah….she’s on the internet for threatening to get all stabby and slashy – the stinky vag is just a bonus of sorts.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Gross

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Gross

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Gross

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Gross

  • Anonymous

    weird.. the statement I always heard was ” If it smells like cologne, leave it alone”

  • Anonymous

    weird.. the statement I always heard was ” If it smells like cologne, leave it alone”

  • Anonymous

    weird.. the statement I always heard was ” If it smells like cologne, leave it alone”

  • Anonymous

    weird.. the statement I always heard was ” If it smells like cologne, leave it alone”

  • Anonymous

    weird.. the statement I always heard was ” If it smells like cologne, leave it alone”

  • Anonymous

    weird.. the statement I always heard was ” If it smells like cologne, leave it alone”

  • Anonymous

    Thanks Jaded! Thanks Hellsbells! Now I have a new shirt with the immortal statement..” Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to fucking cut your throat” Love it..love it..

  • Anonymous

    Thanks Jaded! Thanks Hellsbells! Now I have a new shirt with the immortal statement..” Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to fucking cut your throat” Love it..love it..

  • Anonymous

    Thanks Jaded! Thanks Hellsbells! Now I have a new shirt with the immortal statement..” Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to fucking cut your throat” Love it..love it..

  • Anonymous

    Thanks Jaded! Thanks Hellsbells! Now I have a new shirt with the immortal statement..” Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to fucking cut your throat” Love it..love it..

  • Anonymous

    Thanks Jaded! Thanks Hellsbells! Now I have a new shirt with the immortal statement..” Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to fucking cut your throat” Love it..love it..

  • Anonymous

    Thanks Jaded! Thanks Hellsbells! Now I have a new shirt with the immortal statement..” Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to fucking cut your throat” Love it..love it..

  • Anonymous

    I doubt a vaginal douche would help her cooter.

  • Anonymous

    I doubt a vaginal douche would help her cooter.

  • Anonymous

    I doubt a vaginal douche would help her cooter.

  • Anonymous

    I doubt a vaginal douche would help her cooter.

  • Anonymous

    I doubt a vaginal douche would help her cooter.

  • Anonymous

    Excellent! Thank you misssmartypants! I will add that one to my repertoire as well – it is always safe to err on the side of caution.

    and ewwwww Morbid! Sheesh some people will put ANYTHING in their mouths! lol!

  • Anonymous

    Excellent! Thank you misssmartypants! I will add that one to my repertoire as well – it is always safe to err on the side of caution.

    and ewwwww Morbid! Sheesh some people will put ANYTHING in their mouths! lol!

  • Anonymous

    Excellent! Thank you misssmartypants! I will add that one to my repertoire as well – it is always safe to err on the side of caution.

    and ewwwww Morbid! Sheesh some people will put ANYTHING in their mouths! lol!

  • Anonymous

    Excellent! Thank you misssmartypants! I will add that one to my repertoire as well – it is always safe to err on the side of caution.

    and ewwwww Morbid! Sheesh some people will put ANYTHING in their mouths! lol!

  • Anonymous

    Excellent! Thank you misssmartypants! I will add that one to my repertoire as well – it is always safe to err on the side of caution.

    and ewwwww Morbid! Sheesh some people will put ANYTHING in their mouths! lol!

  • Anonymous

    Excellent! Thank you misssmartypants! I will add that one to my repertoire as well – it is always safe to err on the side of caution.

    and ewwwww Morbid! Sheesh some people will put ANYTHING in their mouths! lol!

  • aka jas

    Oh Yeah, HUh–DUH. lol

    Right, but that is something her fam will probably NOTconcentrate on…stabby is just a part of life with some. Now this stanky vag thing…..Uh-oh. Ewwee.

  • aka jas

    Oh Yeah, HUh–DUH. lol

    Right, but that is something her fam will probably NOTconcentrate on…stabby is just a part of life with some. Now this stanky vag thing…..Uh-oh. Ewwee.

  • aka jas

    Oh Yeah, HUh–DUH. lol

    Right, but that is something her fam will probably NOTconcentrate on…stabby is just a part of life with some. Now this stanky vag thing…..Uh-oh. Ewwee.

  • aka jas

    Oh Yeah, HUh–DUH. lol

    Right, but that is something her fam will probably NOTconcentrate on…stabby is just a part of life with some. Now this stanky vag thing…..Uh-oh. Ewwee.

  • aka jas

    Oh Yeah, HUh–DUH. lol

    Right, but that is something her fam will probably NOTconcentrate on…stabby is just a part of life with some. Now this stanky vag thing…..Uh-oh. Ewwee.

  • aka jas

    Oh Yeah, HUh–DUH. lol

    Right, but that is something her fam will probably NOTconcentrate on…stabby is just a part of life with some. Now this stanky vag thing…..Uh-oh. Ewwee.

  • aka jas

    Oh Yeah, HUh–DUH. lol

    Right, but that is something her fam will probably NOTconcentrate on…stabby is just a part of life with some. Now this stanky vag thing…..Uh-oh. Ewwee.

  • Boughtthefarm

    I just don’t know what to say…..

  • Boughtthefarm

    I just don’t know what to say…..

  • Boughtthefarm

    I just don’t know what to say…..

  • Boughtthefarm

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    I just don’t know what to say…..

  • Boughtthefarm

    I just don’t know what to say…..

  • Boughtthefarm

    I just don’t know what to say…..

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  • TARHEELS BABY!

    Once when I was young working at a grocery store, I was opening at 7am and a black chick in stretch pants was waiting to get in before the store even opened. Before I was even ready to open (I was a cashier) she came to my line and waited there with some “feminine products” (douches, FDS spray, yeast infection cream) for the 5 or 6 minutes it took me to count my drawer. Her rotten vagina stench was so overpowering that I felt sick and I would have gone home after that, it i wasn’t the only employee there for the first 2 hours. It almost turned me off on vagina forever.

  • TARHEELS BABY!

    Once when I was young working at a grocery store, I was opening at 7am and a black chick in stretch pants was waiting to get in before the store even opened. Before I was even ready to open (I was a cashier) she came to my line and waited there with some “feminine products” (douches, FDS spray, yeast infection cream) for the 5 or 6 minutes it took me to count my drawer. Her rotten vagina stench was so overpowering that I felt sick and I would have gone home after that, it i wasn’t the only employee there for the first 2 hours. It almost turned me off on vagina forever.

  • TARHEELS BABY!

    Once when I was young working at a grocery store, I was opening at 7am and a black chick in stretch pants was waiting to get in before the store even opened. Before I was even ready to open (I was a cashier) she came to my line and waited there with some “feminine products” (douches, FDS spray, yeast infection cream) for the 5 or 6 minutes it took me to count my drawer. Her rotten vagina stench was so overpowering that I felt sick and I would have gone home after that, it i wasn’t the only employee there for the first 2 hours. It almost turned me off on vagina forever.

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    Once when I was young working at a grocery store, I was opening at 7am and a black chick in stretch pants was waiting to get in before the store even opened. Before I was even ready to open (I was a cashier) she came to my line and waited there with some “feminine products” (douches, FDS spray, yeast infection cream) for the 5 or 6 minutes it took me to count my drawer. Her rotten vagina stench was so overpowering that I felt sick and I would have gone home after that, it i wasn’t the only employee there for the first 2 hours. It almost turned me off on vagina forever.

  • TARHEELS BABY!

    Once when I was young working at a grocery store, I was opening at 7am and a black chick in stretch pants was waiting to get in before the store even opened. Before I was even ready to open (I was a cashier) she came to my line and waited there with some “feminine products” (douches, FDS spray, yeast infection cream) for the 5 or 6 minutes it took me to count my drawer. Her rotten vagina stench was so overpowering that I felt sick and I would have gone home after that, it i wasn’t the only employee there for the first 2 hours. It almost turned me off on vagina forever.

  • TARHEELS BABY!

    Once when I was young working at a grocery store, I was opening at 7am and a black chick in stretch pants was waiting to get in before the store even opened. Before I was even ready to open (I was a cashier) she came to my line and waited there with some “feminine products” (douches, FDS spray, yeast infection cream) for the 5 or 6 minutes it took me to count my drawer. Her rotten vagina stench was so overpowering that I felt sick and I would have gone home after that, it i wasn’t the only employee there for the first 2 hours. It almost turned me off on vagina forever.

  • TARHEELS BABY!

    Once when I was young working at a grocery store, I was opening at 7am and a black chick in stretch pants was waiting to get in before the store even opened. Before I was even ready to open (I was a cashier) she came to my line and waited there with some “feminine products” (douches, FDS spray, yeast infection cream) for the 5 or 6 minutes it took me to count my drawer. Her rotten vagina stench was so overpowering that I felt sick and I would have gone home after that, it i wasn’t the only employee there for the first 2 hours. It almost turned me off on vagina forever.

  • TARHEELS BABY!

    Once when I was young working at a grocery store, I was opening at 7am and a black chick in stretch pants was waiting to get in before the store even opened. Before I was even ready to open (I was a cashier) she came to my line and waited there with some “feminine products” (douches, FDS spray, yeast infection cream) for the 5 or 6 minutes it took me to count my drawer. Her rotten vagina stench was so overpowering that I felt sick and I would have gone home after that, it i wasn’t the only employee there for the first 2 hours. It almost turned me off on vagina forever.

  • TARHEELS BABY!

    Once when I was young working at a grocery store, I was opening at 7am and a black chick in stretch pants was waiting to get in before the store even opened. Before I was even ready to open (I was a cashier) she came to my line and waited there with some “feminine products” (douches, FDS spray, yeast infection cream) for the 5 or 6 minutes it took me to count my drawer. Her rotten vagina stench was so overpowering that I felt sick and I would have gone home after that, it i wasn’t the only employee there for the first 2 hours. It almost turned me off on vagina forever.

  • TARHEELS BABY!

    Once when I was young working at a grocery store, I was opening at 7am and a black chick in stretch pants was waiting to get in before the store even opened. Before I was even ready to open (I was a cashier) she came to my line and waited there with some “feminine products” (douches, FDS spray, yeast infection cream) for the 5 or 6 minutes it took me to count my drawer. Her rotten vagina stench was so overpowering that I felt sick and I would have gone home after that, it i wasn’t the only employee there for the first 2 hours. It almost turned me off on vagina forever.

  • TARHEELS BABY!

    Once when I was young working at a grocery store, I was opening at 7am and a black chick in stretch pants was waiting to get in before the store even opened. Before I was even ready to open (I was a cashier) she came to my line and waited there with some “feminine products” (douches, FDS spray, yeast infection cream) for the 5 or 6 minutes it took me to count my drawer. Her rotten vagina stench was so overpowering that I felt sick and I would have gone home after that, it i wasn’t the only employee there for the first 2 hours. It almost turned me off on vagina forever.

  • TARHEELS BABY!

    Once when I was young working at a grocery store, I was opening at 7am and a black chick in stretch pants was waiting to get in before the store even opened. Before I was even ready to open (I was a cashier) she came to my line and waited there with some “feminine products” (douches, FDS spray, yeast infection cream) for the 5 or 6 minutes it took me to count my drawer. Her rotten vagina stench was so overpowering that I felt sick and I would have gone home after that, it i wasn’t the only employee there for the first 2 hours. It almost turned me off on vagina forever.

  • TARHEELS BABY!

    Once when I was young working at a grocery store, I was opening at 7am and a black chick in stretch pants was waiting to get in before the store even opened. Before I was even ready to open (I was a cashier) she came to my line and waited there with some “feminine products” (douches, FDS spray, yeast infection cream) for the 5 or 6 minutes it took me to count my drawer. Her rotten vagina stench was so overpowering that I felt sick and I would have gone home after that, it i wasn’t the only employee there for the first 2 hours. It almost turned me off on vagina forever.

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  • Anonymous

    Fuck me. I can’t even comment on the right post. I’m getting another Four Loko and taking a nap.

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    Long time no see, Queen!!!

    How’s life?

  • Anonymous

    I had a friend who had a smell emanating from her cooch & I had to sit next to her for 1h & 30mins 3/week in college. She also happened to smell like the oil of KFC after it’s been used for a month. She was one of those fundamentalist Christians who refuses to wear pants so her skirts all had slits & all you could smell was that rotten fish/oily scent a mile away.

    Thank God she went to the doctor & all we had was a faint smell of lunch because of the oil…

    Giant Cheese Taco anyone?

    http://www.giantcheesetaco.com

  • guillotinegirl

    I know. Good luck trying to cover up the smell of puréed circus with the scent of country flowers.

  • Boughtthefarm

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5d0_1288940661&c=1

    Here is another link.

    How nasty can your stuff be if a man would rather be stabbed?? I still just cannot get over this.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1326828145 Angela Starker-Guerra

    Epic write-up, Jaded. Simply epic.

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I used to work with a lady who had the responsibility of watching the reception desk for me when I was on lunch. After coming back to my desk, I always sprayed my chair with disinfectant and deodorizing spray once she’d gotten up. I just could not handle the smell she left behind, otherwise. She witnessed me doing this, too…. luckily she didn’t get stabby. She just gave me the evil eye. I didn’t mind. At least the chair smelled better.

  • aka jas

    If it smelled That bad, can you imagine what IT looked like!

  • aka jas

    Ha Ha–I made you think about it!

  • Anonymous

    STAY away from the one stinky brown eye!

  • Anonymous

    STAY away from the one stinky brown eye!

  • Anonymous

    STAY away from the one stinky brown eye!

  • Anonymous

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  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Are you high?

  • Anonymous

    what the hell does your story have to do with this one

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    About four hours ago, she explained she posted in the wrong story. It was right underneath the comment you replied to. :P

  • Pete Twecksen

    YES.
    As a public (pubic) service announcement:
    In the ER when a young lady presented with (horrific) vag odor and sometimes bacterial infection the first thing we dug for= escaped tampon.
    Ladies! keep track of what’s in there!

  • Harley_Tech

    Sounds like she should stand in the road between a vinegar truck and a water truck as they collide “head” on.

    R

  • Anonymous

    Not a damn thing, unless you see vaginas and stabby things and automatically think of Justin Bieber. Why?

  • Anonymous

    Not a damn thing, unless you see vaginas and stabby things and automatically think of Justin Bieber. Why?

  • Anonymous

    Speaking of vaginas and stabby things, hey there Morbid, how *you* doin? ;)

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    Biatch!

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    Huh….I thought loving Jaded was a requirement of this site……

  • Anonymous

    You know what?

    I never even get laid, but I wouldn’t go near that monster’s snatch if it smelled and tasted like fucking strawberries.

    Thanks for the nightmare fuel, world.

  • captaingrumpy

    Sorry but my stomach is not that strong. YUCK

  • Anonymous

    lol.. ” “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.” .. I try not to judge a book by it’s cover, but looking at her mugshot I could totally see her saying that.. Its like something out of a John Waters movie.. (70′s John Waters that is.. )

  • Anonymous

    Oh and I forgot to say.. you know you have a problem when everyone ELSE in the room has that not so fresh feeling just being around you..

  • Anonymous

    If you’re going to try to make someone perform oral sex on you, you should at least make sure ur fresh & clean. With her having a horrible smell either (1) she’s not bathing properly or (2) she has some kind of infection. She should be humiliated & ashamed of herself. What a stigma to be known by it’s going to be really hard for her to get another guy.

  • celia

    she needs to learn some hygiene routines because if you can smell something on yourself.. you know other people smell it too. LOL damn gotta be pretty funky! no way in hell she didn’t know she was a stinky.

    now i have a picture of her vagina in my head and want to barf at the thought ROFL probably has huge flaps of skin hanging out as well. i bet when she walks it sways and makes noises.

    *clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap*

    what was that?!!

    oh nevermind just melissa williams

  • Boughtthefarm

    LOL, even though his brain was frying, his other senses were still working. You never know though, it may have tasted better than it smelled.

  • Breadstix

    EEK! I would just have to take a stabbin’.

  • Anonymous

    I already nailed them with this a few stories back.

  • Anonymous

    I heard she just got her own Summer’s Eve endorsement….

  • Anonymous

    Isn’t this the deleted scene from the movie Misery? Annie Wilkes comes to mind, for some reason.

  • Anonymous

    That’s why I refuse to date a woman who eats onions…just sayin!

  • Anonymous

    And I was just trying to eat a damn cherry danish. Thanks!!!

  • Dude

    Did you ask them to relax and enjoy, because this muff munchin is on the house?

  • Dude
  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Bonadia/100001381857620 Ian Bonadia

    I have never had a traumatizing experience with a vagina. I can not imagine what this smell was like, especially if it made a >man< say no.

  • Anonymous

    So a guy takes a woman out on his boat, and once they’re out in the middle of the ocean he says “Put out, or swim.” She doesn’t want to drown, so they have sex and he takes her back to shore. A couple days later he takes another woman out, and when they’re in the middle of the ocean he says “Put out, or swim.” She doesn’t want to drown either, so they have sex and he takes her back to shore. A couple days later he takes Melissa out, and when they’re in the middle of the ocean he says “Put out, or swim.” Melissa drops her pants, and he starts gagging, “Oh my God, what’s that smell? Never mind, I’ll take you back to shore right now.” Melissa pulls out a gun, points it right in his face, and says, “Eat it, or swim.”

    The only real question is whether he’ll choose the bullet or the trip to Davy Jones’ locker.

  • malq

    Howdy Imp!

  • malq

    Just cut me

  • Anonymous

    Melissa goes to the doctor. She says, “doc, my boyfriend won’t go down on me. He says my pussy smells too bad. But when I bend over, I can’t smell anything”. So the doctor gives her an examination, and afterward he sighs and says “Miss, I’m afraid you’re gonna need an operation”. “Oh no!” Melissa says, “on my pussy?” The doctor shakes his head and says “no, on your nose”.

  • Anonymous

    You know, there are a few things out there like that. Durian and thousand-year-eggs come to mind (I have tried the latter, never the first)……..

    And then again, – nah! I think I’ll pass in sampling this.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve already seen the blue waffle and I’m not clicking your other site. Not today.

  • Wildheart

    I’d buy that shirt!

  • Anonymous

    Oh, I’m on it right now!! I got to find some swiss army knife iron-ons….

  • melb1970

    I am laughing so hard I’m crying- what the hell just what the hell

  • GrimReaper

    That is what I asked myself to what the hell, and then I also asked myself (since I talk to myself all the time) how in the hell did she hold two men at knife point? With the knife being small as hell and TWO MEN. Come on now I know she smelled really really scary, but they could’ve like just held her down and took the knife? I laughed about this when I read it in the paper. Basically she was going to rape two men and I always thought that this couldn’t be down I guess Ms.Rotten Crotch proved me wrong on that. Ewwwww…………

  • melb1970

    OMG- what the hell happened to that vagina!!!! Eye Bleach

  • Anonymous

    “How in the hell did she hold two men at knife point?”

    Maybe they were actually paralyzed by the fumes?

  • Anonymous

    I should have never clicked that link. I did a few days ago, and I’m still feeling all dry-heavie. *barf* Some warning would have been nice, but I probably would have clicked, anyway. *sobs*

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Autoclave:A device for heating substances above their boiling point; used to manufacture chemicals or to sterilize surgical instruments.That is priceless.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Now where did I put that gas mask and the rubbing alcohol to splash in my eyes …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Now where did I put that gas mask and the rubbing alcohol to splash in my eyes …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QDUD5FHNFDQPQU4OWVTKJ3TNV4 Christy Jones

    OMG! I only now found this story! Laughed my ass off! Love your writing skills!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5FC7HVG7QW5OHXQV4OII2IDEUU Sue

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    ok, i’m done.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZK3UXAGWBPO3AUVGHFRMK67W6U fn ln

    “In other news: Jackson County in West Virginia is in shock today as an entire town had been massacred today by what is believed to be a strange… …biological anomaly. Survivors have reported seeing what they described as a “hideous abomination that was roughly shaped like a woman with slimy tentacles coming out of her crotch”. As the creature continued it’s rampage it was heard screaming “MY VAGINA SHALL NOT GO UNLICKED OR ALL SHALL PERISH BEFORE MY RAGE FOR I AM MELISSA LEE WILLIAMS AND I AM HORNY! KNEEL BEFORE MY BIRTH CANAL, WEAKLING MORTALS AND LICK IT OR BE TORN APART BY MY VAGINAL TENTACLES!” The West Virginia National Guard is being mobilized to contain the threat as we speak. More later, as the story develops.”

  • maddamshy1

    lol ctfu that’s so bogish