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Los Angeles , CA – When an East Los Angeles man arrived home around 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, he was confronted with a masked man in his driveway pointing a shotgun at him. Instead freaking out, the man realized he had a much bigger, and much deadlier weapon at his disposal — his SUV. So he steered towards the gunman, accelerated and drove into him. The SUV went over the sidewalk, through a fence and ended up in a yard with the man, 25-year-old Jason Perez, pinned underneath.  The front grill of the SUV effectively disarmed Perez and witnesses say that Perez began yelling for someone to help him.  Perez was freed after members of the Los Angeles County Fire Department tipped the vehicle on the its side. He was taken to the hospital for his injuries and then booked on assault with a deadly weapon charges. The driver of the vehicle was not arrested because he acted in self-defense, said Sgt. Michael Thomas. It’s not currently known why Perez threatened the driver, but if you watch the following news report with the Mary Beth McDade (who I hope is the one reporting on the Rapture so I can go to Hell with a solid boner), police say they think the men know each other.

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  • Anonymous

    Bwahahahahahaha! i love a happy ending!

  • Coyote

    Awesome, I bet he felt like a bad ass with that shot gun for just a few seconds before shitting his pants.

  • Anonymous

    LMAO…The guy under the car or Morbid going to hell with a boner? I am thinking both fit ;)

  • TARHEELS BABY!

    this is awesome. i have always hoped that some day a man armed with a gun would point it at me while I was in my vehicle. preferably a black guy

  • Anonymous

    That’s an 8ga. SUV vs a possible 12/20ga. Shotgun. I want a clean fight! let’s get it on!

  • Anonymous

    Suck it, bitch! Oh I bet the shotgun wielding a**hole/idiot will try to sue the SUV guy in a court of law for inflicting physicall damages… God I hope he loses because it was HIS ASS that was started it all.

  • Anonymous

    fucking redneck, why don’t you go hang out in my driveway for a little bit? Don’t forget to bring your shotgun. I wouldn’t even need an SUV… my wife’s Civic is low enough to scrape all the fucking teeth through the side of your head. I’d just say you were pointing the shotgun at me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dre.mosley Dre Mosley

    This guy’s my hero.

  • Anonymous

    Can you imagine what it would feel like to be able to run someone over in your car, and not only get off scott free, but feel justified in having done so, AND supported by everyone who heard about it??

  • Anonymous

    Can you imagine what it would feel like to be able to run someone over in your car, and not only get off scott free, but feel justified in having done so, AND supported by everyone who heard about it??