Police Called After Parents Pull Halloween Prank On Kids Involving Michael Myers

Yea my step mom told me to pump 20 dollars worth of go go and when I finished pumping the gas she pulls off and leaves me standing there and didn’t come back for me for 2.5 hours. I went in told the gas attendant that my mom was an over zealous teen in a 35 yo body and he gave me a pack of crackers and a coke and we chatted til she came back and paid for the gas. Small world.

Today they would have locked her up and called worthless CPS

Evil…..

That is way 2 funny. Thanks.

My crazy ass mom did this to me and my brother 35 years ago. DON’T DO THIS TO YOUR KIDS! It is in no way funny (unless you’re reading about it) to pretend you’re dead; it screwed me up to the point that I now read crap like this Dreamin’ Demon blog. Our mom poured ketchup on herself and sprawled out on the kitchen floor. ‘Course it wasn’t Halloween season and she wasn’t trying to scare us – she just wanted to know if we’d be upset by her death. Boo! hoo!

If you have a baby before next Halloween you can dress it up as the addicted to Smoking Baby.

Plus Dad knew everybody, The police would friggin call him when they would clock me speeding when I got home I had to endure the wrath of Doug. I was terrified of the guy. That is the reason I went in the USMC so he would feel less inclined to murder me as he stated on numerous occasions he would. ” I bought you in the world I will take you out ” Needs to be a horror movie.

It is funny and for bonus points, it’s builds character. It may even grow hair on one’s chest. That’s what my dad said about a lot of things any way.

I would so punch you. And then apologize while laughing my ass off at how bad you scared me and ask if you had some extra pants I could borrow.

Hey, if people don’t wear extra protection in the pants area on the scariest night of the year, that’s their problem. Mwauhahahaha.

you can buy them a fake ecig (without the nicotine juice of course) and let them smoke it in front of people too, it lights up and looks like a real cig, I have one and I will pull it out and smoke anywhere I like and endure the dirty looks…

Yeah, my oldest daughter and I bought a couple of those last year to freak out my younger kids and husband. Fun was had.

I would have so much fun with you, just sayin’.

Yeah, I’ve got lots of hair on my chest fer sure. The only reason we even went into the kitchen was because we smelled ketchup and as soon as we figured out there weren’t any hotdogs we turned around and left.

I think its great. Builds character! I screw with my kids all the time, they mess with me too. You gotta have a sense of humor. Other wise shit is just too damn serious. You have got to learn to laugh–even at yourself. I hate to meet people with no charisma..dull.

My parents used to scare the crap out of my brother and I all the time. Isn’t that why you’re supposed to have kids?

Yes I know that’s why very few people know about this.

Bet you never pulled that shit again, whatever it was!

OMG, this makes me want to have kids.

My Arab husband offered to dress a seven year old friend up as a member of the Taliban last night… Reading these comments, I’m thinking we should thug him out, give him a 40oz and an e-cig, and sit back and enjoy the show.

My dad said that when he pulled off my big toenail after some little bitch slammed a baseball bat on my foot. And my mom once hid on me when I was little while I ran around the house crying and calling for her…..she said I was constantly up her ass as a kid.

LOL! I am this way about june bugs, can’t stand them. i have been known to almost beat myself unconcious if one lands in my hair. *shiver*

LOL. I used to do that to mine too. When my oldest was a toddler, I had her believing me that there were kid police who would throw kids down in the manholes for being naughty. She half believed me. One day, my husband came home from work early and I caught him at the door and told him to go back out, pound on the door and yell “This is the kid police! Let us in!” She fricken hightailed it to her room in such a panic. We told her that her dad talked them into giving her another chance. She was a complete believer after that.

I know it sounds mean, but I joke around with my kids so much that when she suspected that we were messing with her, she thought it funny. Even now at 19, she holds no grudges. She laughs at it and can’t believe she ever believed me.

Now I have my 11 year old convinced that if she ever gets a pug, I’ll kick it. I’ll also kick her baby if it’s ugly. LMAO. Good times, good times.

We did the same thing with a scary mask and fireworks a few years back – We thought of everything – My husband went to the side of the house where the kids were watching television – I went out back and cut the electricity to the house because I did not want the kids calling the police before we explain to them it was a prank. He lit the fireworks, screaming and banging on the window just as I cut power to the house. It was terribly funny – however, the kids were able to put a call to 911 because the damn babysitter had her cell phone! It was made less funny when we were fined $100 because the police responded to a false 911 call.

Lol. Money well spent.

That’s exactly what one of my kids loved best about last Halloween, some neighborhood teen chasing kids out of his garage with a chainsaw.

I’m just wondering, where were the parents when the kids ran to the neighbor’s to call police, the video said that the parents called back.

This shit is priceless.

When I was a kid, I was OBSESSED with Freddy Krueger. I saw a trailer length commercial that mistakenly repeated several times while interrupting a children’s show when I was 3, and I’ve been hooked ever since. The bed in my room faced toward the window and, outside that window was the neighbor’s porch which had a very bright light that stayed on at night… creating the perfect circumstances for a well-defined shadow.

One year, around Halloween time (I was about 7), my father taped some knives to his hands and busted out an old fedora and, as I was going to bed and had just turned out the night, he stepped in front of the window, creating THE perfect Freddy shadow. Just to cement the effect, he scratched the window with the knives so that I could hear it wasn’t just some plastic glove.

I screamed loud enough that the neighbors were tempted to call 911. I was scared half to death, but it’s one of my most beloved memories.

I can’t wait to do this shit to my kids.

Been there done that LMAO

You should totally come to my neighborhood. We’re the Halloween freaks of my town (between Edmonton & Calgary) & we go all out. This year we have:

-Flying Crank Ghost in a cave
-A huge grave grabber with motion sensors close to the sidewalk
-Half a yard with a cementary & graves for Jason Voorhies, Ted Bundy & some others…
-9 3/4ft. Scarecrow with the mask of Batman Begins (Cillian Murphy)
-8ft. Long tarantula
-Mrs. Voorhies in her coffin with tiki torches & fake candles (2yrs ago we did it with fire & some kids would walk wayyyy too close so we didn’t want anyone to catch fire)
- Eyes in the bushes
- A pumkpin demon roasting a human charred corpse on a fake campfire with a rotisserie motor.
- And maybe a guy with his head chopped off on a chair.

Needless to say we started doing all of this last month & well the only thing I just thought of today at 8pm was: “Crap, I haven’t bought candy”….

My mom never played jokes on us nor did my dad. I was the scariest scary cat kid that could ever live so if my parents wanted to sleep, they made sure I never watched Chuckie or It or any other movie of that genre.

rofl i LOVE group costumes – and it’s even better when they’re attention grabbing and draw mixed reactions.

One year when my oldest was about 7, I got mad at him (more than usual because it was Halloween) and put his mattress down in the basement to punish him. I then snuck around to the front basement and peered in the window with a flashlight with red eyes cut out (red and black construction paper) and he screamed bloody murder and running leg over leg around in circles, but never left the basement.

Maybe thats why the kid twitches to this day… he he.

Update: I tried to talk X (just barely seven) into dressing as a thug for Halloween. Once I explained what it is, he refused. So I tried to convince his mom we should dress him as a pack of cigarettes and send him to school. As she and I laughed hysterically over the thought, the boy yells from the other room “No, people will think we’re bad parents!”

I love how he includes himself as one of the ‘parents’. He must realize he’s the closest thing to a responsible adult in this house… :-p

The first time I told her that I’d kick her baby if it was ugly, she had a shocked look on her face and said “are you saying I’m ugly?”. I said “of course not, but I won’t hold it against your husband.”

That.Is.Awesome. Congrats to your kids on the moolah.

“I got mad at him (more than usual because it was Halloween) and put his mattress down in the basement to punish him.”

This sounds like a story that could be front paged…..just sayin’.

Thanks , my little girl said to me today ,”we need to have another sister to be the toilet”, I laughed my ass off !!
They decided they are going to get dsi’s wih their hard earned cash. Lmao

they only responded so they could throw their weight around and tell people how to bring up their kids. It was a JOKE, get it. Oh people with no sense of humour.

Thats the way to do it!!

I did that almost 17 years ago. I wouldn’t even try to do anything like that now, maybe a fake bug or something. But my son loved every minute of it (now)…

That is too cute

All you need now is someone dressed as Jason with the hockey mask and greasy overalls and a chainsaw with no chain. Jump out with that always gets em. You can even touch them with the chainsaw bar.