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Dad Finds Naked Intruder Under Young Son’s Bed

October 1, 2010 at 4:47 pm by Jaded

Westminster, CA – Police responded to a Westminster home early Saturday morning after the homeowner called to report he had discovered a strange nekkid man hanging out under his 10-year-old son’s bed.

The reporting party told police he and his son swapped bedrooms that evening and at about 3:30 a.m., he began to hear rustling sounds coming from down below and the bed started moving. He looked under the bed and discovered the butt-nekkid intruder.

He told police that as the man rushed to put his clothing back on, he repeatedly apologized and blamed the whole incident on drugs. The alleged burglar then fled the home. Police determined the suspect got into the house by using a ladder to climb through a second-story window.

Police were led to 23-year-old Edgar Lucha through prints left in the child’s bedroom, and he was arrested at a drug rehab center on Thursday. He’s been booked for investigation of burglary, indecent exposure and attempted lewd acts on a child.

Tags: Burglary, California, Edgar Lucha, Indecent Exposure, Westminster

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Anonymous

Wow. As strange as it is, they are very lucky that they “swapped beds” in the middle of the night.
Anonymous

Let me get this straight… You switch rooms with your 1o year old son, presumably because he cant sleep due to a pervert under his bed. You find ‘said pervert’ naked in your sons room, under his bed at 3:30 in the morning and the oxygen thief continues to walk among the living? Not in my house…
Smiley

True story!!!
Once upon a time I found a nekkid man in my son’s room. I flexed my right to bear arms and gave him a third eye.
The end.
Smiley

Haha that was a joke btw, for the sarcasm-impaired ;o)
Mysteryfan1968

If I was the dad in this story, the nekkid intruder would have several broken bones, no penis, and then a bullethole in the stomach. They tend to die more slowly and with more pain, that way.
guillotinegirl

Apparently when your children tell you there is a monster hiding under the bed they’re not always fibbing.
Anonymous

That’s what I was thinking…. How did he manage to escape? Had this happened at my house, he wouldn’t have left walking, they would have been collecting body parts.
aka jas

haha I think I found it funnier that you had explain! That frakin’ sweet.
http://www.facebook.com/andycarpenterjr Andy Carpenter

Thanks Jaded, you’ve just invited a very creepy spooky vibe right into my “not so fucking great” sleeping patterns to begin with.
Anonymous

“I’m not fibbing daddy! Someone’s fapping under my bed!”

lol
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GWBV2FUY3OBYX3RNK6I44QSC7I Kwum

robert downy jr pulled this same type of stunt a few yrs ago.. Instead of jailtime tho they gaeve him a tad of rehab and a movie picture deal..
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GWBV2FUY3OBYX3RNK6I44QSC7I Kwum

robert downy jr pulled this same type of stunt a few yrs ago.. Instead of jailtime tho they gaeve him a tad of rehab and a movie picture deal..
Anonymous

As baffling as it might be to some, not all who own guns automatically grab them as a first reaction to non-imminent threats. Personally, I would have been too baffled as to what was going on and would try to figure things out first. I’m sure I would have been furious later when I thought about what *could* have happened, but killing people without knowing what’s actually going on gets nobody anywhere (aside from you in an overly drawn-out court battle to prove self defense).
guillotinegirl

“Again?! Quick, Honey! Bring the flail!”
Anonymous

1 naked drug addict + 1 ladder to window of my child’s room = 1 chest shot, 1 head shot. Self defense.
Sublime

I’m glad they gave him time to get his clothes back on. Wtf. Why was he given time to do anything other than bleed profusely on the ground? I live in California and a LOT of my friends have handguns. I know people that would have calmly backed up then fired the entire clip into the bed THEN called the police. A naked man inside a child’s room deserves what he gets. As most people who read this site know, child molesters cannot be reformed and 95% of the time get out of prison and go back to the same routine. Harsh to say but it would save taxpayers (and possibly a child’s life) to blast this guy into a pink mist. Just my two cents.
Lilloric

i like the whole alleged burglar thing more like ass burglar.wow the sick freaks in this world never stop surprising me.it’s safer to leave your kid hang out in parking lots than their own bedrooms at 2 am.
Anonymous

This is precisely why I have a Louisville Slugger next to my bed. Non-Lethal and effective.
Angel of Accountability

This guy woulda never got out from under that bed alive in my house !
Elestialenergies

Ok that pic at the top of comments isnt cool. Like we really need more depictions of women being victimized… christ.
Anonymous

Alleged burglar? More like turd burglar… I wouldn’t have killed him, but since he was naked I would have the upper hand & I would’ve grabbed my kid’s bat & pretended I was Sami Sosa…. then the beautiful CITIZEN’S ARREST so that they didn’t waste time in identifying fingerprints.
Anonymous

NO…. naked man in my sons room at 3:00. Maybe not with a gun, but thats one DEAD man. Period
guillotinegirl

That picture that is obviously an undercover fashion policeman arresting a woman committing a serious fashion offense. No need to get all butthurty.
Anonymous

Fair enough…my immediate reaction would probably have been hitting him with the nearest solid object myself, just not gonna shoot a man dead when I don’t know what’s going on.

I mean shit, if he’s obviously hurting/about to hurt my kid, he gets to be dead, end of story. Not to make excuses, but people on hard drugs do really fucking dumb things that they wouldn’t do off of them…tends not to be like alcohol where pretty much anything you do on it is something you’d do off of it if you didn’t have inhibitions.

Meth heads who don’t turn into violent murderers sometimes end up doing the most bizarre things. I don’t know from experience what other drugs do to people, but coming from a meth-saturated area…yeah, laying naked under a bed that’s not yours is definitely something they’d do. If this guy’s a pedo I hope he fucks up and someone DOES shoot him, but if he’s a meth-head, I hope he’s one of those unusual cases that actually gets off it and stops fucking up their lives.
Boughtthefarm

Why would a dad change beds with his 10 year old?? Is that just something made Jaded made up?? I had many sleepless nights as a child and my son had sleepless nights, but it never occurred to any of us tht switching beds would solve the problem. Usually a kids wants so sleep with their parents. Something isn’t right with this.
http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

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Anonymous

Could be that the kid climbed in bed with mom and dad, dad was uncomfortable/didn’t have much room so he decided to take the kid’s bed.
Anonymous

Could be that the kid climbed in bed with mom and dad, dad was uncomfortable/didn’t have much room so he decided to take the kid’s bed.
HotHeadedProductions

I don’t get how he got away, naked or not as soon as he bent down to put his pants on that would of been the beginning of a severe beating
Tundratot

I have been assuming that he changed beds because the child was complaining that something was under last night. Maybe there was some evidence that there really was something under it last night, so Dad though, “Hey, I’ll just see if it’s there again tonight.” And, presto, there it was!
aka jas

I have an old billy-club next to mine- ha!
plainbelliedsneetch

That or the kid had a race car bed.