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OLDHAM COUNTY, Ky. – A 38-year-old patient accused her doctor of sexually assaulting her last week, She claims that she while Dr. Ashok Alur was treating her for a pelvic injury, he began performing oral sex on her. The report stated, “While he was treating her, he pushed her pants and underwear down and performed oral sex on her. She told him to stop and had to push him away.” He was subsequently arrested and charged with first-degree sodomy. According to police records, Dr. Alur admitted to the assault and claims that “He was distracted and tempted and that caused him to do this.” He told police that the kiss to make it better lasted “30 seconds to one minute” (which if true, indicates the victim has quite the vagina to vocal chord delay) and told police he was sorry for the incident. He was free from jail after posting a $50,000 cash bond. One of his patients refuses to believe the charges (before it was reported he admitted to them), stating that Alur has been in her vagina multiple times and nothing sexual ever became of it. “He’s done Pap smears on me, pelvic exams on me. He is no way, shape or form never done nothing. No kind of touching, only an exam, and I will trust him until I die,” Burgan said. Alur is like that joke come to life: ”Listen, dear. I know this must be scary for you,” said the doctor. “Do you want me to give you some thing to numb you down there?” The girl doesn’t say anything, but just nods her head yes. So the doctor removes her underwear, puts his mouth in her crotch. ”Numb, numb, numb, numb, numb...

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  • Anonymous

    Burgan must be a she beast or have a smelly farina, Thanks M I needed the laugh today.

  • Boughtthefarm

    One of his patients refuses to believe the charges …… hmmmm. This patient either has poor judgment or she wants him to do her.

  • Lexismom

    Omg lmmfI @ morbid. I never heard that one before.
    But on a serious note…. Fucking nAsty and hope she kicked that assshole in the mudflaps before she left the room !!!

  • guillotinegirl

    After reading the first six words of the title, my brain (I know, there are doubts it exists) kicked in and thought, “damn, you know it was spectacularly bad if he felt the need to apologize.”

    Morbid, your numb numb joke was the best I’ve heard in awhile. Thanks for the laugh.

  • aka jas

    My convulsive reflex still kicks in a day later of reading the original.

    Dirty, nasty, pervert.

  • Crimsonsorrow3

    “One of his patients refuses to believe the charge”

    Obviously she’s not as attractive, know what I’m saying?

  • Guest

    I agree with cplpunishment. I want to see a picture of Burgan. What a fat piece of shit. I guarantee you she has never won any Biggest Loser events. Stupid fatass.

  • Anonymous

    Obviously that patient who doesn’t believe goes to her doc at least once a week for the “extra care” he gives her. NASTY

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if he billed her extra for his “services”?just goes to show ya…never trust an ob/gyn that has a gaggle of middle age groupies!

  • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

    Men are pigs. UGH!!! Dang I don’t consider myself ugly. I guess some dr’s do, that’s why it’s never happened to me. Just saying. I can’t believe some people think they can do anything to anyone and get by with it. I have a pap coming up next week. I’ll let you know how that comes out. (ROLLINGEYES)

  • Anonymous

    Indian doctors are the worst.

  • Lilloric

    not to lessen what this freak did but after having worked with rape victims in the foster care system i have to say i am soo sick of hearing anyone say he never did it to me so i don’t believe it.that attitude and self assuredness really pisses me off and makes me want to just insult the hell out of the person saying it, and i have, with comments like maybe he thought you were too fat or ugly or it could be that smell……

  • Gee

    I wonder how that patient feels now that he has admitted to the dastardly deed. Like a dumb Ass maybe?

  • guillotinegirl

    In this case I imagine smelly farina must be code for yeast infection, since I’m pretty sure farina is the main ingredient of cream of wheat cereal.

  • Nospam

    Well, she did have a pelvic injury. Maybe he was trying to lick the would better? Hey, works for my dog. And the patient who defended him sounds jealous.

  • Anonymous

    I cannot imagine looking down and seeing his face between my legs. That said, the initial snapping shut of my knees would have knocked him unconscious. Has the man never heard of dating???

  • Nospam

    wound, not would.

  • Boughtthefarm

    “30 seconds to one minute” (which if true, indicates the victim has quite the vagina to vocal chord delay) …thats what I’m thinking. Thats a long time if someone is doing something to you that you don’t like.

  • Anonymous

    Shy…You almost seem upset that it has never happened to you. Tell you what you come over and we can play Doctor….Seriously though if it is any comfort at all it has never happened to me either, I must be ugly coupled with bad case of fatoppotumus.

  • DamagedGoods

    A Dennis Farina?

  • Chellababy

    ew ew ew ew! one more reason that i will never be comfortable with a man ob/gyn… just gross…

  • Anonymous

    I’m with you on that one! Best ob/gyn I ever had was an older lady that always talked about things like gardening and making banana bread….really takes your mind off that whole speculum business.

  • headonapike

    Hadn’t heard from you for awhile. Why am I not surprised that an article about a doctor eating pussy would draw you back. LOL

  • Anonymous

    “One of his patients refuses to believe the charges (before it was reported he admitted to them), stating that Alur has been in her vagina multiple times and nothing sexual ever became of it. “He’s done Pap smears on me, pelvic exams on me. He is no way, shape or form never done nothing. No kind of touching, only an exam, and I will trust him until I die,” Burgan said.”

    HA! Maybe you’re just not attractive, Burgan. In the face, perhaps, or, perhaps, elsewhere. = )

  • LeaveMeBe

    You know, there is something really off when the ad at the top of this story is for “Fingerhut”. jus’ sayin’……………..

  • Joevma

    I agree with Beatlechick..I figure now her husbands gonna be onto why she sees that particular doctor with such frequency…lmao…

  • Anonymous

    C that? Plus 1 of my fav’s shyloh responded she thought she was ugly.

  • Anonymous

    Why can’t they go back to Pakistan and taste yeast infections?

  • Anonymous

    The “vagina to vocal cord” delay probably was because she was saying other things in the meantime. “Oh yes doctor, right there! OHHH, YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT! YESSSSS! OHHHHH!……Hey, what do you think you’re doing, you son of a bitch?!!”

  • Anonymous

    Ah, well at least he apologized.

  • Anonymous

    There goes my Capn Crunch, you naughty little monkey. Damn.

  • headonapike

    Yeah. Don’t see any comments from you for a month, then a story comes out about a doctor sneaking in some patient muff munching and you’re the first commenter! Pretty funny.

  • Lexismom

    Or atleast picture Burgans fupa , fat upper pussy area, under his nose !! Geezus pleazus !!!

  • Mrssteinbeck

    What the fuck.

  • Mrssteinbeck

    So basically you respond to their ignorance with your own dose of immaturity?

    All sorts of people are sexually assaulted. Men, women, children, fat, skinny, smelly, hygienic…you say you’ve worked with rape victims, and yet you make stupid comments like that? You seem about as intelligent as the patient who doesn’t believe the doctor could have ever done what he’s admitted to doing.

  • Mrssteinbeck

    Lots of victims freeze up. I was molested by a family member when I was in junior high, and I couldn’t move, even though he wasn’t holding me down.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GWBV2FUY3OBYX3RNK6I44QSC7I Kwum

    *rofl*@ numb numb numb..

    re:One of his patients refuses to believe the charges (before it was reported he admitted to them), stating that Alur has been in her vagina multiple times ..
    whoa wait….. exactly how short is this guy?

  • Anonymous

    If she’s a real fanatic, she’ll maintain that he’s innocent anyway, and claim he was coerced into confessing by a “conspiracy.”

  • Fuhku2

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Heeeelairyous………Can I watch? (just kidding)

  • Anonymous

    Oh too funny, you little smartass.

  • Anonymous

    I’m dying to find a picture of Bonnie Burger Flaps, I mean Bonnie Burgan, who never got any Oral Love from the OBGYN. Haven’t found one, but she’s been getting her pelvic exams from him for 36 years, so she’s almost certainly a good deal older than the 38 year old victim. Note: Alur was also her husband’s doctor, until her husband died. Too bad the dead can’t talk; maybe HE was gettin’ all the Oral Love that was withheld from his wife. . .

  • Gdosalua

    I wonder if there was an echo ?

  • Anonymous

    First it was Fruity Pebbles, now it’s Cap’n Crunch. DD is eventually going to ruin cereal for you. LOL

  • Anonymous

    Um, I myself have made more than one joke to this effect, but, in fact, this is not “obvious” nor necessarily true.

  • Anonymous

    lol! “the vagina to vocal chord delay” Clearly indicates that he was given enough time to do it right and he FAILED! You would think an OB/GYN would be particularly adept at cunnilingus but I guess that is not the case here . . .

  • Anonymous

    lol! “the vagina to vocal chord delay” Clearly indicates that he was given enough time to do it right and he FAILED! You would think an OB/GYN would be particularly adept at cunnilingus but I guess that is not the case here . . .

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GWBV2FUY3OBYX3RNK6I44QSC7I Kwum

    *lol* anh im not at all little and if I was not sure id be strolling into some random wasp nests..hehe

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GWBV2FUY3OBYX3RNK6I44QSC7I Kwum

    *lol* anh im not at all little and if I was not sure id be strolling into some random wasp nests..hehe

  • Anonymous

    I was thinking about how the other patient refused to believe it because the doctor had never abused her. It would be interesting to know whether this other patient had the face of a dog and the body of Jabba the Hutt? Maybe he doesn’t like the way she groomed (or didn’t groom) down there. It astounds me that someone wouldn’t believe something just because they had never been victimized by the perpetrator. In any event, this story was way icky, but the comment that Morbid made about the vagina to vocal chord delay had me rolling!

  • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

    OhMY hahahaha funny!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Correct me if I’m wrong ladies, but isn’t there supposed to be a chaperon in the room AT ALL TIMES if there is a opposite sex issue during a pelvic / pap? So, uhm… what happened here? Oh wait! if he didn’t bring a chaperon, he was either stupid or thinking about trying something naughty on her BEFOREHAND. malice aforethought?

    I just had a thought…. I wonder how this whole thing would have gone down in reverse… “allright sir, would you turn your head and cough please… mhmm, Oh, how did those end up in my mouth… num num num…”

  • Athena

    There doesn’t HAVE to be. The patient can request one or the doctor can bring one in for his own well-being, but I had a male OBGYN who I trusted a great deal for a while and it never even occurred to me to request a nurse, and he never brought one in… and I was never victimized.

  • aka jas

    lol

  • Matilda

    This would be very hot if the doctor wasn’t such a fug.

  • Anonymous

    Poor judgment, or poor hygiene…(one of the other, or both)

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO!

  • Anonymous

    I think the other pt is jealous